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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"I've just been offered a fellowship at a culinary institute in Germany."
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"Hello?"
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"Case in point..."
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"Does anyone else have a..."
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"You guys don't give half a brown Crayola what I do for a living, do you?"
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"- Do you want to come over? - Why? What's up?"
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"I love juice."
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"When it's after 2.00 a.m. just go to sleep,"
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"This is fine. This is totally fine."
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"Oh, I'm going over to this girl's house to make some juice."
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"I would never cheat on her. She lives in Germany."
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"I am not..."
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"- Right. - Okay, okay. You want a second opinion?"
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"(DANCE-MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)"
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"but I'm on my way over to Robin's right now."
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"Yeah. She told me already. Go on."
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"- That is a lie. - It is not a lie."
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"Yes, she does! She likes you. She told me."
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"- What do you mean? - Lily, here's what you just said,"
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""don't go up there. There's a beautiful girl who wants to have sex with you.""
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"Haven't you ever had one of those days"
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"See?"
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"I'll answer that. Infinity."
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"Okay, it's time for bed."
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"All those things happened after 2:00 a.m."
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"And it begins."
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"So, hey. I got a new phone."
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"but I think, the whole time, a little part of me"
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"Yeah, and I might have done something bad."
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"I'm coming home. I'll see you soon."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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"We're gonna be on the phone for at least 20 minutes."
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"Come on, Lily!"
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"It would come to be known as the time Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards,"
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"You're right."
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"And I'm exhausted."
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"OLDER TED; I called Victoria from the cab, and we broke up,"
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"Yes, I'm..."
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"TED; Previously on How I Met Your Mother."
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"TED; She was completely amazing,"
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"She was amazing and funny and..."
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"- You have feelings for Ted? - Maybe."
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"- Do you wanna try long distance? - Yes!"
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""This long distance thing sucks, huh?"
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""And I really need to talk to you tonight.""
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"- She's gonna dump me! - She's not gonna break up with you, Ted."
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"Do you want to come over?"
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"OLDER TED; Kids, your grandma always used to say to me,"
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""Nothing good happens after 2.00 a.m.""
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"She was right, When 2.00 a.m. rolls around,"
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"just go home and go to sleep,"
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Hi, Ted, it's Robin."
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"Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?"
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"OLDER TED; Let's back up a little bit,"
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"Sit."
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"Good boys. Okay."
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"Remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet."
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"See you tonight."
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"So, the life of a television reporter is very rewarding,"
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"and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career."
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"Thank you."
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"- Yeah. - Do you have a fiancé?"
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"Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word "fiancé.""
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"No, I don't have a fiancé."
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"Then who do you live with?"
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"Well, actually, I've got five dogs."
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"Don't you get Ionely?"
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"No, I've got five dogs."
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"My Grandma has five cats and she gets Ionely."
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"Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady."
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"Not that your grandmother is..."
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"- Yes. - Are you a lesbian?"
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"No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a..."
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"Okay. Let's have a big hand for Robin the reporter!"
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"All right, our next guest is another friend..."
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"So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks 'cause I just saw one. What up. Tiny five."
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"Laugh now. Those kids are monsters. They're gonna eat you alive."
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"He has a job doing..."
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"- What do you do? - Please."
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"Kids, let's rap."
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"- KIDS: No. - No, no. I know what you want."
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"- Magic. - Yeah!"
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"- Hello? - Why hasn't she called yet?"
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"Okay, you're making yourself crazy."
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"It's Saturday night. Go out and do something."
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"No, what's the point of going out? I got a girlfriend. For now."
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"Besides, if I go out, who's gonna watch the news?"
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"I'm like half your viewership."
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"I'm flattered you think we have two viewers."
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"MAN: And, we're clear."
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"So, Scherbatsky. Got a boyfriend?"
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"No, and why does this keep coming up today?"
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"I just thought that guy you were on the phone with..."
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"What? Oh, no. That was Ted. He's just a friend."
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"I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,"
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"but we want completely different things."
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"Anyway, now he has his girlfriend in Germany"
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"and he thinks she's calling to dump him tonight,"
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"but I don't think she is."
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"And, besides, we want completely different things."
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"- We should have sex. - What?"
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"Why not?"
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"We're both available. We're both attractive. We're both good at it."
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"At least, I'm good at it."
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"And even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way."
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"Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet"
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"clanging against the headboard,"
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"Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex."
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"- MAN: We're on in five, four... - It'd be fun."
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"Having sex is fun."
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"Home number. Call me anytime."
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"A lot of local teams in action tonight."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Miss me?"
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"I missed you, too."
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"Hi, Ted, it's Robin."
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"Listen, I know it's late, but do you want to come over?"
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"- Ted? - Yeah. Hi, I'm here."
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"Well, I just finally set up my new juicer,"
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