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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Golden Child (S02E02)

"Oh, look, Dad, it's Mr. Turtlepuss and the guys from work."
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"BOTH: Uh, hi there, Earl."
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"Uh, we've come to pay homage to the king."
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"who've come to make some humorous affliction remarks about my son,"
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"the royal hat rack."
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"-Spices from the north. -Silk from the east."
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"One of those big plastic fire trucks with ladders"
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"Well, I'm not sure your transparent generosity"
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"-is acceptable to the king. -Yes, it is."
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"Uh, Earl, we're sorry about what we said."
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"Yeah, we didn't mean anything."
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"How we're supposed to know the kid was so special?"
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"I knew. I always knew."
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"I knew from the day this kid was hatched"
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"What?"
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"Jeez."
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"Boy, those kings on a stick went like crazy."
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"Just look at this floor. Everyone in Pangaea"
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"-must've trooped through this room. -Hmm."
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"Yeah, well, a monarch's work is never done."
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"Uh, it still isn't, Dad. There's one more loyal subject out here."
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"Uh, hey there, pally-boy."
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"Roy, come on in. Glad to see you."
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"Come down to have a beer and shoot the breeze?"
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"Uh, actually, I want to talk to the king for a minute"
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"if it's all the same to you, Earl."
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"Uncle Roy!"
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"Sure. Sure. Step right up."
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"You're a good friend of the court after all."
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"The best friend."
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"Uh, not to overstep my bounds or nothing, but could I speak to the king alone?"
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"Sure. I guess, if you want to."
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"-Well, I'll just go over here. -ROY: Hmm."
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"Good. Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"Uh..."
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"Your Highness..."
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"Uncle Roy?"
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"Uh, as I understand it, now that you're the king,"
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"well, you may have some kind of mystical powers"
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"-of a supernatural nature. -Hi, Uncle Roy."
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"Yeah, hi."
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"And I was hoping you could see your way clear"
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"to granting me a wish."
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"-Juice? -Thanks, no."
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"and as a tyrannosaurus, I use my massive jaws"
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"to tear stuff limb from limb,"
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"But... I... Well..."
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"Hmm."
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"...eat with a fork, get picked first for the bowling team."
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"Want a fire truck?"
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"No, I want longer arms."
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"Can you do that for me?"
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"Funny arms."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"-Like you. -You do?"
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"-Mmm. -So, I'm just being stupid?"
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"-Ha-ha! -Stupid."
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"Yeah, I guess I am."
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"-Uncle Roy? -Yeah?"
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"-(KISSES) -Yeah, thanks."
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"Hey, you got a great king there, pally-boy."
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"Yeah, thanks, Roy old buddy."
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"Yeah. I got a great kid."
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"Yeah... (SCREAMS)"
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"-Huh? -ELDER 3: I have come for the child."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"He is king now, he must join us in the Cave of Destiny,"
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"where we can train him in the manner of a ruler."
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"are going to stand by, while you walk out of here with our baby?"
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"Shush."
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""He who defies the will of the elders shall be thrown"
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""into the fiery pit of despair and suffer an eternity of unspeakable torment"
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""roasting in the unrelenting fires of absolute misery.""
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"Bye."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(ROBBIE SIGHS)"
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"-Don't start it on me. -What I... What'd I say?"
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"Your mother just hasn't come to terms with the fact"
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"that your little brother is not with us anymore."
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"-Robbie. -Hmm? Oh, yeah."
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"Not the mother! Not the mother!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"-No, that's not it at all. -Yeah. It's the wrong pot, isn't it?"
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"No, it doesn't matter. It could never be the same."
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"-Yeah. -Just forget it."
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"Should I throw some food at you?"
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"Oh, that's sweet, Charlene, but it won't change the fact that..."
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"(SOBBING) That my baby is gone!"
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"-ROBBIE: Aw! -(EARL SOBBING)"
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"(INHALES SHARPLY) They took him away to a beautiful place"
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"he could ever need."
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"And I'm not going to be the one who gives it to him."
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"-CHARLENE: Oh, Dad. -Robbie, Charlene,"
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"-could you give us a moment, please? -Sure."
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"-(EARL SOBBING) -Yeah. I'll practice on Charlene."
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"(BLOWS NOSE AND SNIFFLES)"
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"It's all my fault, Fran."
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"I said we should've never have a third kid,"
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"I said that we should've stopped at two. How could I have been so foolish?"
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"Earl, if you want a third child again, there's only one thing to do."
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"Aw, jeez, Fran, I'm not in the mood."
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"Of course, I could get in the mood. Couple of cocktails, rub my back..."
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"All right. You're right."
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"And I'm going to get him back, right now."
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"ELDER 1: Number 4077."
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"Uh... Oh... Oh, well,"
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"well, all I want to do is add a second story to my garage,"
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"Anyway, I was wondering, could you grant me a variance?"
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"ELDER 3: The variance is granted. Touch the horn and go."
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"Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my..."
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"-My contractor is going to be so thrilled. -ELDER 1: Four thousand seventy-eight."
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"Give me a whitefish."
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"What?"
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"-I've been standing here 16 hours. -ELDER 3: What do you want from me?"
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"ELDER 1: Four thousand seventy-nine."
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"ELDER 2: Approach the king, state your case."
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"-ELDER 3: You have three minutes. -I know you!"
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"Nobody else does it like him."
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"-ELDER 3: Two minutes. -Oh! Uh..."
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"Mmm, I came here to take you home."
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