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Clips from Dinosaurs - The Golden Child (S02E02)

"Absolutely without warning."
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"-(SIGHS) -Chugga, chugga, chugga..."
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"-(SIGHS) There, there. -Chugga, chugga..."
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"Whoo-whoo! Chugga, chugga... Whoo-whoo!"
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"-Aw. -(EARL GROANS)"
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"-Aw, your daddy just needs... -(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)"
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"...to spend more time with you"
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"so he can get to know every little bit of you like I do."
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"See my bump?"
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"What the heck is that?"
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"I don't understand. It started out as this little bump."
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"What do you think it is?"
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"-In my professional opinion? -Yes."
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"A long, gold bony thing with a point."
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"Of course, we haven't done any tests as of yet."
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"-It's like a horn. -Yes, in a way."
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"-Let me see! Where? -How did it happen?"
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"Well, judging from its size and its color, mmm..."
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"I have no idea."
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"Well, he did eat a lot of sugar this morning."
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"Well, so did I, but I don't look like a freak of nature."
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"(CHUCKLES) Well, good luck to you."
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"Uh, doctor, wait. Uh, you... You won't tell anyone, will you?"
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"Oh, please, I'm a doctor."
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"Patient confidentiality"
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"absolutely prohibits me from telling anybody"
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"about things like that."
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"-(LAUGHS) -Now you got a son and a hat rack."
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"-(LAUGHING) -EARL: All right,"
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"very funny, very funny."
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"-Sorry, there. -Well, no offense."
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"-Glad it didn't happen to me. -Touchy, touchy."
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"Okay, my best buddy in all the world, your turn."
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"I suppose you have you an amusing remark about my son's affliction?"
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"Hey, would I never, pally-boy. You know,"
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"I don't often let people in on this, but, uh, there was one time in my life"
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"when I had short little stubby arms."
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"Yeah, I did."
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"-Roy, you're a tyrannosaurus. -What are you saying?"
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"-Nothing. -ROY: Oh."
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"All I know is that my life was not nearly as difficult"
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"when I only had two kids."
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"Is that a terrible thing to say?"
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"Why do I always get picked last for the bowling team?"
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"(WHISTLES)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"CHARLENE: Ah! Yeah. ROBBIE: Best two out of three?"
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"-(ROBBIE CHUCKLES) -Charlene!"
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"You told us to play with him."
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"-(SIGHS) -Fran, I want that thing"
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"off that kid's face! I don't care what it takes, just do it."
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"We are not sawing off a piece of our child's head."
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"-(EARL SOBS) -That's not a good reason, Earl."
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"This, on the other hand, is a very good reason."
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"Where did you get that, Ethyl?"
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"-Oh, no! -What is it, Dad?"
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"-Well, what does it mean? -It means... (GULPS)"
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"I've been summoned, haven't I?"
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""deep within the mountain of terror,"
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""half a block south of Mort's Big and Tall,"
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"-What have I done? What have I done? -"...and his infant son.""
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"I knew it. I told you. "Nothing but trouble," I said."
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"Terror! Horror! No one ever comes back."
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"I hear they once made a guy bite off his own head."
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"Earl, calm down."
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"are just silly rumors."
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"-Hiya. -ELDER 1: Silence!"
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"-You got it! -ELDER 1: Are you the father"
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"-of this horned child? -(STAMMERING) Uh..."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"Yeah, I am."
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"But please don't make me bite off my own head."
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"-ELDER 1: Silence! -You got it!"
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"ELDER 2: Do you understand the significance of the golden horn?"
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"Uh... No."
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"But I could chew off my foot if you want."
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"ELDER 3: Behold, The Sacred Book of Dinosaur,"
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"the wisdom of the ages handed down from the beginning of time."
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""And there shall come a child from whom shall grow a golden horn,"
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""and he shall be king of the dinosaurs.""
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""And he shall be born of a noble mother."
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""And his father shall be courageous and wise.""
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"ELDER 3: Give me the white out."
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"ELDER 3: "Father shall be a blithering idiot.""
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"Can he do that?"
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"ELDER 3: "And this golden child shall be revered from near and far.""
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"Junior, you hear that?"
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"-Uh, got to go. -No! No!"
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"ELDER 3: Behold the king of the dinosaurs!"
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"Behold his brow is knit with wisdom!"
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"Hey, are you guys really serious?"
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"I made a big poop."
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"ALL: Ah!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"ELDERS: Ah! BABY: Ah!"
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"-Howard Handupme. -Good evening."
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"As prophesied in The Book of Dinosaur,"
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"a child with a golden horn has been found and declared the new king."
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"This was the scene yesterday at the Cave of Destiny."
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"ELDERS: Behold the king!"
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"Today the king holds court at his parents’ home"
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"as thousands flock to see the infant sovereign"
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"and touch the sacred horn."
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"EARL: Make way! Coming through! Father of the king coming through!"
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"All right, all right, get back. Wait your turn."
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"Peasants. (CHUCKLES)"
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"There he is. How's Daddy's little monarch?"
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"Want to go night-night."
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"Ooh, heavy is the head that wears the crown."
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"Earl, it's time for his nap now."
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"Our little potentate has subjects to receive,"
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"disputes to settle, athletic gear to endorse."
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"-Prince Robert? -Yeah, Dad?"
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"Princess Charlene could use some help out there"
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"granting admittance to those commoners"
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"who would seek an audience with their king."
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"Forget it, Dad."
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"I won't bow down to my brother because of a horn growing out of his head."
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"And those dinosaurs outside are just sheep."
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"Have you noticed that some of those sheep are cheerleaders?"
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