Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Three's Company - Strange Bedfellows (S02E02)

"- I never pass out. - Then what are you doin' in my bed?"
Three's Company
"Let's see. The last thing I remember,"
Three's Company
"I was doin' the hustle with some..."
Three's Company
"- This is awful! - What?"
Three's Company
"My bein' in bed with you, and you bein' a-a-a..."
Three's Company
"Tinkerbell?"
Three's Company
"People are liable to get the wrong idea."
Three's Company
"Yeah, I see what you mean."
Three's Company
"Yes?"
Three's Company
"You gotta promise me something."
Three's Company
"Now, we'll just keep it between the two of us."
Three's Company
"What happened here will never leave these lips."
Three's Company
"I appreciate it."
Three's Company
"Of course, I can't vouch for all the blabbermouths at the party last night."
Three's Company
"- What? - Well, not to worry."
Three's Company
"I gotta get out of here. Oh!"
Three's Company
"The girls. The girls went to San Diego, right?"
Three's Company
"Right, and they got back a few minutes ago."
Three's Company
"The window. It won't open."
Three's Company
"- Why not? - You still haven't fixed it."
Three's Company
"I'm trapped?"
Three's Company
"Mr. Roper, the girls'll be in the kitchen,"
Three's Company
"so you can just sneak out and they won't see you."
Three's Company
"Oh, good. Good. Oh."
Three's Company
"This never happened. Right?"
Three's Company
"Right. And thank you for a lovely evening."
Three's Company
"[ Laughing ]"
Three's Company
"You got a loose floorboard here. I came up to inspect it."
Three's Company
"That's why I'm not wearing my shoes."
Three's Company
"See, 'cause my feet are much closer to the ground. I can test it without much..."
Three's Company
"I didn't... The reason I didn't ring your bell was because..."
Three's Company
"I knew you were in San Diego, and you wouldn't hear it down there."
Three's Company
"- [ Both Laughing ] - What's so funny?"
Three's Company
"Oh, I-I... I'm sorry, Mr. Roper, but, uh,"
Three's Company
"we saw you coming out of Jack's room."
Three's Company
"Oh, that. Oh."
Three's Company
"I got a very good explanation for that."
Three's Company
"No, no, please. You don't have to explain to us."
Three's Company
"But I want to. No, it's none of our business."
Three's Company
"Anyway, we know what we saw."
Three's Company
"It's not what you think."
Three's Company
"[ Doorbell Rings ] Don't answer that!"
Three's Company
"Why not? It's liable to be somebody at the door."
Three's Company
"Look, now, will you relax, Mr. Roper?"
Three's Company
"Nobody cares if you're up here."
Three's Company
"Janet, I'm so worried. Stanley... Stanley!"
Three's Company
"Where have you been all night?"
Three's Company
"Why do you ask that, Helen?"
Three's Company
"Why do I ask that?"
Three's Company
"I just got up and found out you hadn't been in bed all night."
Three's Company
"And you got worried. Of course I got worried."
Three's Company
"After all, sleeping is your favorite hobby."
Three's Company
"I... Well, see, I..."
Three's Company
"I... Well, I slept up... Up here last night."
Three's Company
"Up here? Yeah."
Three's Company
"Uh... Uh, on the couch. Oh."
Three's Company
"Good morning, Mrs. Roper."
Three's Company
"Oh, good morning, Jack. Oh, hi, Jack. How have you been?"
Three's Company
"I haven't seen you for a while."
Three's Company
"Here's your wallet. You left it in my bed."
Three's Company
"I thought you said you slept on the couch."
Three's Company
"Yeah, well, I-I... Yeah, well, I..."
Three's Company
"[ Stammering ]"
Three's Company
"Come on, Chrissy. Come on. [ Stammering Continues ]"
Three's Company
"Come on! I wanna stay and hear what he's got to say."
Three's Company
"Come on! I, uh... I think I'll help..."
Three's Company
"You better stay! You're my only witness."
Three's Company
"Stanley, I wanna know why you lied to me just now."
Three's Company
"All right. I'll-I'll tell you the truth."
Three's Company
"Okay? Uh, this is it, so help me."
Three's Company
"Jack gave a party last night, and I came up here, but not to have a good time."
Three's Company
"I believe that."
Three's Company
"And somebody offered me a drink,"
Three's Company
"and then another, and then another."
Three's Company
"And, well, you know that I can't take more than two drinks."
Three's Company
"Yes, I know, Stanley."
Three's Company
"So I must've passed out,"
Three's Company
"because the next thing I remember, I woke up this morning in Jack's bed."
Three's Company
"Oh."
Three's Company
"I understand."
Three's Company
"You don't believe me! Yes, I..."
Three's Company
"No, you don't! The girls don't believe me! Nobody believes me!"
Three's Company
"You're bein' ridiculous."
Three's Company
"Well, what if... What if word of this gets out?"
Three's Company
"Hey, don't worry. I told you, I won't tell anybody."
Three's Company
"Neither will we. Promise."
Three's Company
"Well, what about everybody at the party?"
Three's Company
"[ Doorbell Rings ] Hey, that gang from the Regal Beagle..."
Three's Company
"was so high last night, they won't even remember you were here."
Three's Company
"Yeah. That's true."
Three's Company
"Hi, Jack. Hi, Celise."
Three's Company
"I left something here last night, and I... Ah. Say no more."
Three's Company
"Is this yours?"
Three's Company
"You gotta be kidding."
Three's Company
"Mr. Roper! I couldn't believe what you did last night."
Three's Company
"I didn't do anything! What did I do?"
Three's Company
"You don't remember? The way you and Jack were carrying on?"
Three's Company
"How? How? What'd he do?"
Three's Company
"I don't wanna hear it!"
Three's Company
"Is he all right? I don't think he knows what he is right now."
Three's Company
"Well, go on. Tell us. How did he surprise everybody? Excuse me."
Three's Company
"Mr. Roper?"
Three's Company
"Don't talk to me. Oh, come on. It's not as bad as you think."
Three's Company
"- How could it be worse? - You could be dead. - That would be better."
Three's Company
"I'm so ashamed."
Three's Company
"Oh, come on, now. Hey... Look, I can't even step outside my own house."
Three's Company
"People are gonna start pointing their fingers"
Three's Company
"at me and telling stories behind my back."
Three's Company
"And my own wife... my own wife... who's always looked up to me as a man..."
Three's Company
"I don't know what to do. [ Groans ]"
Three's Company
"- Mr. Roper? - I'm so ashamed!"
Three's Company
"Don't say anything. There's nothing you can say that's gonna help me."
Three's Company
"Yes, there is. I'm so ashamed."
Three's Company
"I'm not gay."
Three's Company
"- What? - I'm not gay."
Three's Company
"It was all just a made-up story so you'd let"
Three's Company
"me stay here in the apartment with the girls."
Three's Company
"Really? It's the truth. I'm straight."
Three's Company
"If you're straight, then I'm the king of Siam."
Three's Company
"Would you just listen to me for a minute, please?"
Three's Company
Show more clips