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Clips from Three's Company - Strange Bedfellows (S02E02)

"All right, I think that's everything."
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"Janet, I'm not going to be lonely, so please get off the subject."
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"Bye-bye, Jack. Bye."
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"Bye, babe. Janet?"
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"Ah, ah! No more of that "poor lonely soul" stuff."
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"I just want you to know that while you're gone, I will talk to your plants."
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"Thank you. After all, I won't have anybody else to talk to."
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"Let's go, Chrissy! All by myself."
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"[ Chrissy ] Bye, Jack! Hey, but don't worry. I'll be all right all alone..."
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"in my empty room."
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"♪♪ [ Disco ]"
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"Hey, Jack, you sure know how to throw a party."
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"Oh, Celise, it's so nice to see you havin' fun."
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"In fact, it's nice to see you doin' anything."
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"Where do you keep your glasses?"
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"Hey, what are you doin', waitin' on people at the Regal Beagle?"
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"Look, this is a party. I want you to relax,"
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"and I will serve you for a change. [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"But I have everything I need. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's really true."
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"Hey, Jack, you know you're drivin' me crazy?"
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"Sure. ♪ You are drivin' me crazy ♪"
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"Knock it off! Hey, come on in. Have a drink."
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"[ Pounding On Door ]"
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"Change your mind? Good. Come on in."
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"Jack, if you don't quiet down in here, you're goin' out on your ear!"
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"Oh, that's very good. Do you write a lot of poetry? I mean it. The noise is..."
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"What is that one? Is that a friend of yours?"
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"Hey, Mr. Roper, he's a nice guy."
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"Oh, that's a nice one, all right. That's a beauty."
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"Listen, why don't you guys do something quiet at night?"
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"Like, do each other's hair or something."
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"Mr. Roper, why don't you just join us for a drink, loosen up, have some fun?"
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"I'm not here to have fun. I'm here because I wanna go to bed."
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"I'm sorry. It's not that kind of a party."
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"You know what I mean. If Mrs. Roper hadn't taken a sleeping pill,"
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"she'd be up here complaining too."
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"Hello, Mr. Roper. I do hope you can stay."
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"Maybe just for a minute."
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"Let's dance."
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"See how nice and quiet we are? Why don't you dance quietly?"
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"Ah, Celise, you saved the whole party."
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"I don't know how to thank you. You don't?"
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"[ Chuckles ] I'll think of something."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Good Lord!"
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"Oh, what happened? It looks like there was an earthquake."
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"Well, I certainly hope for Jack's sake that it was."
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"Oh! It looks like somebody left in a hurry."
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"- Jack? - Maybe he's asleep."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Jack?"
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"Let's unpack."
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"What is it? What'd you see in there? Oh..."
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"[ Chrissy Gasping ]"
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"Huh! It looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all."
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"Oh, boy. This does it. I mean, this really does it!"
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"Yeah, I never would've believed this of Jack."
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"Oh, Chrissy, why not? Look, it is about time you realized..."
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"Jack is no saint."
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"He's got the same desires as any normal male."
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"What's that supposed to mean? He's an animal."
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"- Hey, wait a minute. Janet? - What?"
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"Aren't we overreacting?"
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"Over... You mean, this is all right with you?"
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"Of course not. I mean, the last thing we need in here is another girl."
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"- Right. - Still..."
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"- Oh, still what? - Well, he does live here."
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"Well, so do we."
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"[ Sighs ] And he does pay a third of the rent."
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"And that is his bedroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I mean, Janet, I don't like this anymore than you do,"
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"but it is Jack's life, and we've got no right to interfere."
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"Okay, I suppose."
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"And, remember, what happens between two consulting adults..."
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"in the privacy of their own home..."
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"Chrissy. That... That's "consenting" adults."
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"Otherwise, they wouldn't know what they were consenting to."
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"You really got me there."
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"So, what do you say we put the whole thing"
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"out of our minds and we'll clean up the mess?"
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"Oh, might as well. [ Groans ]"
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"- Gee whiz. - Who do you think he's got in there with him?"
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"I don't know and I don't care."
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"Do you suppose it's anyone we know?"
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"- [ Gasps ] Sylvia. - Who?"
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"Sylvia. Syl... The blond... The blond with the sports car."
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"I saw her last week. She was driving around with her top down."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh!"
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"Oh. Well, I'll bet she was."
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"Wait-Wait a minute. It was his party. Why are we cleaning up the mess?"
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"Oh, you're right."
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"I've had enough. And I've had enough."
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"And I think Jack's had enough. Let's go."
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"[ Whispering Loudly ] All right, lover boy, rise and shine!"
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"Get up. The party's over. What?"
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"It's right under your head. Where's my head?"
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"Get up and tell your friend to get lost."
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"What are you... "Fwiend"? My fwiend? Wait a minute. My tongue hasn't gotten up yet."
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"you 60 seconds to get her out of here!"
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"And we don't want to embarrass anyone, so we're gonna be in the kitchen."
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"Come on, Janet. Okay."
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"Sixty seconds! [ Groaning ]"
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"[ Door Closes ]"
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"Honey?"
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"Sweetheart? Baby doll..."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Not tonight, Helen. I got a headache."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Mr... Mr. Roper?"
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"Mr. Roper?"
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"Helen, you wouldn't believe what a nightmare I just had."
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"Mr. Roper, wake up. Come on. Wake up. Hey."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What have you done with Helen? Mr. Roper, uh..."
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"What are you doing here? This is my bed."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"How did you get me up here?"
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"You had a lot to drink last night. You must've passed out."
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