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Clips from Diff'rent Strokes (1978) - The Bicycle Man: Part 2 (S05E05)

- On your ET alarm clock?

"- On your ET alarm clock?"

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- So help me Steven Spielberg.

"- So help me Steven Spielberg."

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- Okay, then we won't say anything.

"- Okay, then we won't say anything."

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- Thanks.

"- Thanks."

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- And get rid of that wad of gum.

"- And get rid of that wad of gum."

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- Okay.

"- Okay."

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- Why don't you gargle with something

"- Why don't you gargle with something"

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Why don't you try Listerine on the rocks?

"Why don't you try Listerine on the rocks?"

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- Hi kids!

"- Hi kids!"

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Where are you going, wait a minute.

"Where are you going, wait a minute."

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I haven't hugged my kid today.

"I haven't hugged my kid today."

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- Uh, Dad?

"- Uh, Dad?"

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Um, I'm getting too old for that mush.

"Um, I'm getting too old for that mush."

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- I'm not and I'm almost twice your age.

"- I'm not and I'm almost twice your age."

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- Uh, maybe it's just a macho stage I'm going through.

"- Uh, maybe it's just a macho stage I'm going through."

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Would you settle for a handshake?

"Would you settle for a handshake?"

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- Well, that's better than nothing.

"- Well, that's better than nothing."

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- Nice to see you home from work, Dad.

"- Nice to see you home from work, Dad."

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- Thanks, maybe after dinner

"- Thanks, maybe after dinner"

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we'll have cigars and brandy in the study.

"we'll have cigars and brandy in the study."

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What's going on with Arnold?

"What's going on with Arnold?"

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He's acting very strange lately.

"He's acting very strange lately."

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- I didn't notice anything.

"- I didn't notice anything."

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- Me neither.

"- Me neither."

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- Well maybe he's going through a mid-puberty crisis.

"- Well maybe he's going through a mid-puberty crisis."

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As a matter of fact, I'm not over mine yet.

"As a matter of fact, I'm not over mine yet."

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the stupendous, the incredible, the mysterious

"the stupendous, the incredible, the mysterious"

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What happened to you guys yesterday?

"What happened to you guys yesterday?"

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- Sorry we had to leave without saying goodbye, Curly.

"- Sorry we had to leave without saying goodbye, Curly."

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What did he want?

"What did he want?"

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- You know, I feel funny about all this sneaking around.

"- You know, I feel funny about all this sneaking around."

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We're just simply trying to keep me out of trouble

"We're just simply trying to keep me out of trouble"

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for giving you guys all these little treats after school.

"for giving you guys all these little treats after school."

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- But remember we can get in trouble too.

"- But remember we can get in trouble too."

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- What?

"- What?"

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After I have gone out and gotten an arm load of cartoons

"After I have gone out and gotten an arm load of cartoons"

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for you guys to watch this afternoon on television?

"for you guys to watch this afternoon on television?"

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Come on Arnold.

"Come on Arnold."

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- I don't know.

"- I don't know."

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- Oh that's all right Dudley.

"- Oh that's all right Dudley."

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That just means that there's more Boston Cream Pie

"That just means that there's more Boston Cream Pie"

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for you and me.

"for you and me."

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- Boston Cream Pie?

"- Boston Cream Pie?"

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Like with three layers

"Like with three layers"

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and gooey chocolate on top?

"and gooey chocolate on top?"

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- That's it.

"- That's it."

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- I guess I could always eat and run.

"- I guess I could always eat and run."

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- That's my man.

"- That's my man."

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All right fellas, and away we go.

"All right fellas, and away we go."

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Follow me, all righty roo.

"Follow me, all righty roo."

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I got those back, they're right there on the table.

"I got those back, they're right there on the table."

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- Hey Curly,

"- Hey Curly,"

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these are terrific.

"these are terrific."

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- And you said I didn't have muscles, Arnold.

"- And you said I didn't have muscles, Arnold."

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Look at me, I'm bulging out like I'm in 3-D.

"Look at me, I'm bulging out like I'm in 3-D."

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- Your muscles are 3-D all right.

"- Your muscles are 3-D all right."

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Drooping, dragging, and disgusting.

"Drooping, dragging, and disgusting."

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Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen,"

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it's time for Curly's Cartoon Cavalcade.

"it's time for Curly's Cartoon Cavalcade."

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Ooh, and away we go.

"Ooh, and away we go."

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- Man, I love cartoons.

"- Man, I love cartoons."

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- Me too!

"- Me too!"

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- I'll bet you guys haven't seen Murphy the Mouse.

"- I'll bet you guys haven't seen Murphy the Mouse."

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- No!

"- No!"

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- He's cute, check him out.

"- He's cute, check him out."

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Hey, that mouse just lost his pants!

"Hey, that mouse just lost his pants!"

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And he's not wearing any under-shorts!

"And he's not wearing any under-shorts!"

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- Look at that girl mouse.

"- Look at that girl mouse."

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She's wearing a bikini.

"She's wearing a bikini."

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- Not anymore!

"- Not anymore!"

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Dudley!

"Dudley!"

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I've never seen a cartoon like this before.

"I've never seen a cartoon like this before."

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- Me neither, look what we've been missing.

"- Me neither, look what we've been missing."

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- Dudley, this is an X-rated cartoon.

"- Dudley, this is an X-rated cartoon."

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- Yeah, I know.

"- Yeah, I know."

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- Arnold, it's not dirty.

"- Arnold, it's not dirty."

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It's adult.

"It's adult."

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And we are all adults, aren't we?

"And we are all adults, aren't we?"

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- We only look adult because we worry a lot.

"- We only look adult because we worry a lot."

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Let's go.

"Let's go."

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- I don't like this cartoon.

"- I don't like this cartoon."

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But I have nothing against this pie.

"But I have nothing against this pie."

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- No Dudley, look, if Arnold wants to go,

"- No Dudley, look, if Arnold wants to go,"

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then that's what he should do.

"then that's what he should do."

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- I'm warning you Dudley.

"- I'm warning you Dudley."

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If the Mouseketeers hear about this,

"If the Mouseketeers hear about this,"

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Don't worry about Arnold.

"Don't worry about Arnold."

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We can have a lot more fun without him.

"We can have a lot more fun without him."

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After the cartoon's over,

"After the cartoon's over,"

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- How do you play that?

"- How do you play that?"

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the bathtub or the shower.

"the bathtub or the shower."

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Oh, it's a great game, you're gonna love it.

"Oh, it's a great game, you're gonna love it."

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Somebody's at the door,

"Somebody's at the door,"

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- Willis. - Kimberly.

"- Willis. - Kimberly."

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- Oh, don't anybody move.

"- Oh, don't anybody move."

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I'll get it.

"I'll get it."

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I'm not doing anything important.

"I'm not doing anything important."

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I'm just revising my will,

"I'm just revising my will,"

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I'm cutting both of you out of it.

"I'm cutting both of you out of it."

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- Good afternoon, Phil, how are ya?

"- Good afternoon, Phil, how are ya?"

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- Hi Ted, come on in.

"- Hi Ted, come on in."

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What a nice surprise.

"What a nice surprise."

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Hi Mr. Ramsey.

"Hi Mr. Ramsey."

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- Look, forgive me for barging in on you like this,

"- Look, forgive me for barging in on you like this,"

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but I thought it was something we should discuss in person.

"but I thought it was something we should discuss in person."

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It's about my son.

"It's about my son."

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- Well come on, sit down.

"- Well come on, sit down."

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- No nothing, thanks.

"- No nothing, thanks."

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- So, you have a problem with Dudley?

"- So, you have a problem with Dudley?"

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- Yeah, I feel a little awkward about this, but

"- Yeah, I feel a little awkward about this, but"

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I'd really appreciate it if you didn't let him

"I'd really appreciate it if you didn't let him"

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have any more wine when he's over here.

"have any more wine when he's over here."

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- Wine?

"- Wine?"

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Where in the world did you get the idea

"Where in the world did you get the idea"

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that I gave Dudley wine?

"that I gave Dudley wine?"

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- Well yesterday he came home with wine on his breath

"- Well yesterday he came home with wine on his breath"

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and he said that you gave it to him.

"and he said that you gave it to him."

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and I can't imagine what would make him say that I did.

"and I can't imagine what would make him say that I did."

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- Kimberly, I think we better tell Dad what we know.

"- Kimberly, I think we better tell Dad what we know."

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but I think you're right, Willis.

"but I think you're right, Willis."

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