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Clips from Diff'rent Strokes (1978) - The Bicycle Man: Part 2 (S05E05)

- You know how to operate that thing, Arnold?

"- You know how to operate that thing, Arnold?"

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- Oh yeah, sure.

"- Oh yeah, sure."

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We had one of these at home, only more expensive.

"We had one of these at home, only more expensive."

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- I guess I'm the first semi-bald king of the jungle.

"- I guess I'm the first semi-bald king of the jungle."

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All right, why don't you hop on my back there.

"All right, why don't you hop on my back there."

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Sorry I don't have a tail for you to hang onto.

"Sorry I don't have a tail for you to hang onto."

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- That's okay, you can just wag your behind.

"- That's okay, you can just wag your behind."

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- Okay, here we go, the old roar.

"- Okay, here we go, the old roar."

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That's a lot of fun, isn't it Dudley?

"That's a lot of fun, isn't it Dudley?"

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- Yeah.

"- Yeah."

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- Say, now we're gonna have to protect ourselves here

"- Say, now we're gonna have to protect ourselves here"

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in the jungle, I mean, we don't wanna be

"in the jungle, I mean, we don't wanna be"

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bitten by the terrible tsetse fly, now do we?

"bitten by the terrible tsetse fly, now do we?"

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Maybe we should have a little more wine.

"Maybe we should have a little more wine."

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- Well, I know my friend Dudley's not gonna let me down.

"- Well, I know my friend Dudley's not gonna let me down."

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- Sure, I'll have some more.

"- Sure, I'll have some more."

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You gonna be a chicken, Arnold?

"You gonna be a chicken, Arnold?"

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- Well, okay.

"- Well, okay."

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I'll have just one sip.

"I'll have just one sip."

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- Here you go Arnold.

"- Here you go Arnold."

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Okay fellas, here we go, huh?

"Okay fellas, here we go, huh?"

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What do they say, score?

"What do they say, score?"

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- Bottoms up!

"- Bottoms up!"

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- L'chaim!

"- L'chaim!"

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Oh, I learned that from a Jewish kid in school.

"Oh, I learned that from a Jewish kid in school."

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I mean, I'm not gonna let you have too much wine

"I mean, I'm not gonna let you have too much wine"

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because you know, your folks may smell it on your breath,

"because you know, your folks may smell it on your breath,"

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- Oh, if Dad smelled it on my breath,

"- Oh, if Dad smelled it on my breath,"

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I won't get that bicycle for my birthday.

"I won't get that bicycle for my birthday."

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I won't live that long.

"I won't live that long."

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I got plenty of gum and breath mints back here,

"I got plenty of gum and breath mints back here,"

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and you guys can have all you like.

"and you guys can have all you like."

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Oh I got it, trampoline.

"Oh I got it, trampoline."

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- You got a trampoline here?

"- You got a trampoline here?"

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- Oh no, but we can jump up and down on the bed!

"- Oh no, but we can jump up and down on the bed!"

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- Gee Mr. Horton, you sure got some great ideas.

"- Gee Mr. Horton, you sure got some great ideas."

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Why don't you call my by my nickname, Curly.

"Why don't you call my by my nickname, Curly."

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I'll call you Moe, and you'll be Larry.

"I'll call you Moe, and you'll be Larry."

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We'll pretend like we're the new improved

"We'll pretend like we're the new improved"

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version of the Three Stooges, huh?

"version of the Three Stooges, huh?"

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Hey, what an act we got.

"Hey, what an act we got."

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I'll get rid of him right now.

"I'll get rid of him right now."

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Uh, listen guys.

"Uh, listen guys."

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Maybe we ought to hold it down,

"Maybe we ought to hold it down,"

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Shh!

"Shh!"

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- Well hello Mr. Drummond.

"- Well hello Mr. Drummond."

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What brings you out on a day like this?

"What brings you out on a day like this?"

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- Well I was just going by this way

"- Well I was just going by this way"

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and I thought I'd stop in and square up with you

"and I thought I'd stop in and square up with you"

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on that bicycle I'm getting for Arnold.

"on that bicycle I'm getting for Arnold."

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Will you take a credit card?

"Will you take a credit card?"

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- Oh sure.

"- Oh sure."

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- Uh-oh, I left home without it.

"- Uh-oh, I left home without it."

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Will you take this other card?

"Will you take this other card?"

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There we go.

"There we go."

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Now if you don't mind, why don't you sign that for me.

"Now if you don't mind, why don't you sign that for me."

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I'll fill it out later, I don't want to hold you up.

"I'll fill it out later, I don't want to hold you up."

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- Oh no, you're not holding me up.

"- Oh no, you're not holding me up."

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Go ahead, fill it out.

"Go ahead, fill it out."

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- If you'll just sign here for me.

"- If you'll just sign here for me."

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- I remember when I got my first bike.

"- I remember when I got my first bike."

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My little face beamed, I jumped up and down with joy.

"My little face beamed, I jumped up and down with joy."

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I was the proudest kid in college.

"I was the proudest kid in college."

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- Could you just sign right here please?

"- Could you just sign right here please?"

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- It was supposed to be a little joke,

"- It was supposed to be a little joke,"

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but I didn't think it was that little.

"but I didn't think it was that little."

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- Oh I'm sorry, I'm just not with it today I guess.

"- Oh I'm sorry, I'm just not with it today I guess."

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Would you sign it there please?

"Would you sign it there please?"

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- You know, I really am very grateful to you

"- You know, I really am very grateful to you"

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for letting Arnold earn that radio for his bicycle.

"for letting Arnold earn that radio for his bicycle."

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I think it's very important for kids to learn

"I think it's very important for kids to learn"

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- Oh, yeah, right.

"- Oh, yeah, right."

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Right there.

"Right there."

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It's my dad and me smelling like a blue nun!

"It's my dad and me smelling like a blue nun!"

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- You're in big trouble, Arnold.

"- You're in big trouble, Arnold."

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- So are you, you're in this up to your naked armpits.

"- So are you, you're in this up to your naked armpits."

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Yeah, we gotta get out of here.

"Yeah, we gotta get out of here."

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- God, I'm trying.

"- God, I'm trying."

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Let's go!

"Let's go!"

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I guess I was luckier than most kids.

"I guess I was luckier than most kids."

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The chauffer drove me around the route in the limousine.

"The chauffer drove me around the route in the limousine."

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- Am I keeping you from something?

"- Am I keeping you from something?"

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You seem to be a little distracted.

"You seem to be a little distracted."

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- Oh, me, no no.

"- Oh, me, no no."

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I was just closing up.

"I was just closing up."

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I've got a pizza in the oven.

"I've got a pizza in the oven."

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heartbreak of heartburn.

"heartbreak of heartburn."

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- Listen, thanks for coming by

"- Listen, thanks for coming by"

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- Okay, thanks, see you again.

"- Okay, thanks, see you again."

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Okay fellas, I got rid of the guy.

"Okay fellas, I got rid of the guy."

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Arnold?

"Arnold?"

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- Arnold?

"- Arnold?"

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- What?

"- What?"

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- I said, don't ever sneak up behind me like that.

"- I said, don't ever sneak up behind me like that."

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Kids can have heart attacks too, ya know.

"Kids can have heart attacks too, ya know."

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- We weren't sneaking up.

"- We weren't sneaking up."

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And what are you doing chewing a big wad of gum like that?

"And what are you doing chewing a big wad of gum like that?"

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- Uh, I have a big mouth.

"- Uh, I have a big mouth."

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What kind of gum is that, spearmint muscatel?

"What kind of gum is that, spearmint muscatel?"

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Arnold, you got booze on your breath.

"Arnold, you got booze on your breath."

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- What do you mean only wine?

"- What do you mean only wine?"

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What are you doing drinking any kind of alcohol?

"What are you doing drinking any kind of alcohol?"

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Well, uh.

"Well, uh."

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because it was a special occasion.

"because it was a special occasion."

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- Uh.

"- Uh."

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Dudley's hamster had little hamlets.

"Dudley's hamster had little hamlets."

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- Arnold, are you jiving us?

"- Arnold, are you jiving us?"

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- Oh, of course not.

"- Oh, of course not."

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Besides, what's the big deal?

"Besides, what's the big deal?"

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Everybody drinks wine in France.

"Everybody drinks wine in France."

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- You're not in France.

"- You're not in France."

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- And if Dad finds out that you've been drinking,

"- And if Dad finds out that you've been drinking,"

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you're gonna wish you were in Siberia.

"you're gonna wish you were in Siberia."

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- Oh, well you don't have to tell him.

"- Oh, well you don't have to tell him."

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I mean, why give him something to worry about?

"I mean, why give him something to worry about?"

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It's not like he's gonna find me sleeping in the gutter

"It's not like he's gonna find me sleeping in the gutter"

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Look, I promise I'm through with wine forever.

"Look, I promise I'm through with wine forever."

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Or until I get to France.

"Or until I get to France."

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- You swear?

"- You swear?"

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- I swear.

"- I swear."

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