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Clips from My So-Called Life - The Substitute (S01E01)

"One truth is I left my family."
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"I don't want to punish anyone. I'm just-- I'm trying to--"
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"Get your own. Get out before its too late, Amanda."
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"Because they don't know what else to do with you."
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"Good question. Yes. Run for your life."
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"Save your life."
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"Or not."
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"It's Angela."
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"And I have to say..."
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"Is there anyone's car you won't get into?"
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"Shut up. I mean, he's old. He's a teacher."
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"Do you just view everything in terms of sex?"
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"Every fight is not worth fighting. You're learning that--"
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"And sometimes you have to compromise."
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"Beautiful. Concise. Excellent grammar. Impeccable punctuation."
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"Yes, he was."
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"I could take some of those and hand them out upstairs."
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"So."
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"- Want a copy of the Liberty Lit? - Maybe later."
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"Right now Mr. Foster would like to see you in his office."
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"She's just passing out something that our English class wrote."
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"- Where are you suppose to be? - Computer."
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"I did."
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"- I want it to go on my record. - You want it to?"
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"and I'm willing to get suspended for it."
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"You know that can never happen in our family. You know that, don't you?"
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"- Do you remember hearing that? - Yes."
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"And while you were suppose to be in English class."
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"And I also cut Bio yesterday."
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"- If I may interject... - Mom!"
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"I see. Well..."
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"I think Mr. Racine gave you kids very distorted ideas about right and wrong."
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"Angela, this obviously isn't you."
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"Once upon a time there lived a girl,"
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"Maybe teachers have a hidden life,"
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"Why am I here? Yes, good question. I'm the new substitute."
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"- Yes. I'm here quite simply to get paid. - Yes, right."
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"I don't perceive any emergency situation."
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"That's all. Continue wasting your lives."
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"So, are we dismissed?"
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"Do you want to be dismissed?"
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"No, you just said that was all you had to say, so."
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"I will be here for the next forty-seven minutes."
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"Whether you will also be here for that time is, to be candid, your decision."
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"You don't want to be here. Go. I'm not going to stop you."
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"Well, you know, there is just one catch."
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"We will be discussing you in your absence."
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"But, you know, if you don't mind that."
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"- Yes, right. - It's no joke. I have no lesson planned."
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"Fine, follow your hearts and veer away from heroin."
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"I know what you meant. That was sarcasm. What?"
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"One of the things we were suppose to do this semester..."
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"I mean, the stuff we wrote. It's in there."
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"So, could you, just, at least, read it, so we could get credit for it?"
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"Why not."
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"Wait, so, lets go over it one more time."
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"Look, you don't even have to be there. This should be me."
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"Fine."
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"No, no, no. You're right. You should handle it."
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"Anyway, I need you to take Danielle to the cookie booth and back..."
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"- tomorrow night. - The cookie booth?"
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"You sign her up. I end up at the booth. Yes, well. Fine."
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"I'll call Neal and cancel our pool game."
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"You had plans. Maybe you can call one of the other moms and--"
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"I reserved the press time. One of us should call. You should."
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"I thought you said you would. You know what we need?"
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"A wife."
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"Well..."
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"Let's see. Boring."
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"The word boring comes to mind."
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"Fake. False."
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"Synthetic. Bogus."
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"What do these words have in common?"
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"You."
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"Yes, what do these words have in common?"
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"Well, that's true, that's absolutely true."
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"But what else are they. I mean, how else would you classify them?"
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"homogenized, cutesy, appalling, all of which is true by the way."
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"What sort of words am I using? Tell me."
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"Don't give me that blank look. You're not fooling anyone."
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"- Not verbs. Not nouns. But? - Adjectives."
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"Adjectives!"
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"Now, as for the rest of you..."
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"- How shall I phrase this? - I don't believe this guy."
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"Hey, look at that."
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"Hi."
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"You want to buy some girl scout cookies?"
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"- Not really. - You can owe me the money."
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"Danielle, leave him alone."
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"Just one box. You can freeze them and eat them later."
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"Sorry about that. What have you got there?"
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"Her oak tree poem. I loved that one. Why does it have this foot print on it?"
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"Where are the others? Weren't we going print them up?"
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"Angela didn't tell you? He threw them out the window."
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"Who?"
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"- Mom. - I'm serious."
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"You worked very hard on that poem."
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"I don't know. I don't like it that much."
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"- Honey, that's not the point. - Exactly."
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"I don't care if he is your teacher, he has to treat you with common courtesy."
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"Haven't we always taught you to stand up for your rights?"
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"Jordan? That's your name right. Look, I appreciate the fact..."
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"- By the way, you left this behind. - I didn't leave that."
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"I just think what you did yesterday wasn't right."
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"You mean when I threw your work out of the window."
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"Yes. I mean, why did you do it?"
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"Wide awake. Right in front of me."
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"That oak tree poem."
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"Substitute my ass. He is the real deal."
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"I want everyone to start over. From the beginning."
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"Can't you show a movie?"
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"I don't want to see any domesticated animals or greenery."
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"- I want nakedness. - I'm right here, baby."
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"Whatever you feel like saying write it down instead."
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"What you never told anyone. What you never even told yourself."
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"- This will be completely anonymous. - Just how I like sex."
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"What about you?"
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"- I'm not in this class. - You're not?"
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"You're here. I see you. Get out your notebook."
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"Then you have an unfair advantage."
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