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Clips from Harley Quinn (2019) - So, You Need A Crew? (S01E01)

"I've got 20 minutes till my next appointment. What's up?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hey, my name's Harley Quinn. I'm a new supervillain,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and I was told I should ask what happened to you."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[sighs and coughs] All right, buckle up, honey, it's story time."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I exaggerate to add flavor."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But the truth is, they punished me in a way no one has ever been punished."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[sighs] Instead of throwing me into Arkham like any male villain,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"they came up with this bullshit."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I mean, a guy robs a bank, he's a criminal mastermind."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-A woman robs a bank-- -She's a crazy bitch."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"A male supervillain can literally look like a deformed penguin,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"but God forbid we outshine them even a little bit,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and into the fucking tax book we go, forever."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, you can get as big as you want,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-as long as you don't get bigger than them. -Yeah. You get it."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And your ambition won't just hurt you,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Birthday cake for the boss at 4:00. -Thanks, Mark."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"God, I hate this place."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But at least I'm not on the streets turning tricks for cash anymore."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[grumbles] Who knows. Maybe your story will turn out different."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I couldn't get a crew 'cause no one believed in me."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So I had to make my own by believing in stupid little things like Mark."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-No offense, Mark. -[Mark sighs]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Queen of Fables, pretty fun, right? -Oh, she was pretty bleak."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Before I left she was like, "I have to use the bathroom."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"There, I did it.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Look... [sighs] I just wanted you to know what you're up against,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"you know, 'cause I, uh... I love ya."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Don't make a thing of it. -[Frank crying]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Anybody feel this shit but me?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"A man can't show emotion!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"A man?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Fuck you, Ivy."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Look, I appreciate your warning but what Queen of Fables made me realize,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"is if I want a crew, I shouldn't be looking for scumbags who believe in me,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I should be looking for scumbags no one else believes in."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Right, okay."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, so, so, that was the take away from the chain-smoking book,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"And I know just where to start."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[audience applauds]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Welcome back. We have here Dr. Psycho."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[audience boos] -He says he's here to apologize for using the C word."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[woman] Woman hater! -What? [laughing]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Hate women? I cherish them."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No one on God's green Earth respects women like this one."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I know. I know. Giganta,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"girl, how you feelin' about all this?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"She is devastated,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"that the world is attacking a man she knows is so kind,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Those are her own words."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm a telepath, right?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"She thinks it, I say it. Isn't that right, honey?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-[audience boo] -She said "Right.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"She did not say "Right"!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"An individual person who exists outside of you!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Go, girl. -A person who, for years you mind controlled..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Don't do this. -...into thinking they loved you!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Do not do this! -A person who is leaving you!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Why, you get back here, you miserable... [bleep] -[all gasp]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[gasps]"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Holy shit!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"He just became the least employable person on Earth."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Exactly."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, you know, I thought, hey, maybe you should join me and my crew."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"[chuckles] Join you?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm in the big leagues, mama."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"We cannot condone Dr. Psycho's use of the C Word,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"as it does not represent our brand of evil."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"We hereby banish him from the Legion of Doom,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Legion of Doom Europe, and The Junior Doomers of America."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I wanna join your crew."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Not because I think working for a female"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"will help rehabilitate my ruined image, blah, blah, blah..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Kinda seems like you do."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Whoo-hoo, the salty language that comes outta your mouth."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But I believe in you, and I think you have a part to play."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Did you say a "part"?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Then you must also require the services of..."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Oh! -Fuck, not again."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-...an actor! -You're damn right I do."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"You, me, and Psycho."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"This is gonna be the start of something huge."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"So, what's our first evil scheme?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Is it a nuke in a volcano?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Evil scheme? Oh, a honey pot heist"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"where I seduce Gotham's mayor with my saucy Sheila character?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"How do you feel about petty, personal vendettas?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"No, disturbing. That's it. Found it."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"All right, we're gonna steal this asshole's gold medals"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Like the saying goes... -"Hell hath no fury"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"like a woman scorned.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Oh, I was gonna say, "The prick has it coming.""
Harley Quinn (2019)
"But yeah, I like your fancy way better."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"All right, here's the plan. Me and Psycho will go in through the back,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"find his loot, and clean him out."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Clayface, you go knock on the front door, pretend to be the mailman"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-to distract him. -What do we know about this mailman?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"What are his dreams? His fears, his raison d'etre?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Just a mailman."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and he grew up in a cage!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"The only time he heard rumblings from the outside world"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"was when the mailman came, which is why he spent his whole life dreaming"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"of being one."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Yeah, no. None of that. You're just a mailman. Deliver the mail."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-And she'll get it. -Mmm-hmm."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"My mind is awhirl with a delicious new character"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Who dares disturb a living god,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"after 9:00 p.m.?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Here's your mail... Dad."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-Dad? -Years ago"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"you met my ma in a piano bar,"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"and knew you must have her."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Damn what your parents thought."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-The fuck is he doing? -I'm done."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"It's really you?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-"took care of it." -Oh, she tried."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"-But it didn't take. -Of course it didn't."
Harley Quinn (2019)
"For you are half god!"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"Are you shittin' me?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
"I'm a genius telepath, why you wasting me on this?"
Harley Quinn (2019)
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