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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - When a Tree Falls (S04E04)

"Gentlemen, you wanna know about the real ultimate Frisbee?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Walk with one balanced on your head for 50 meters."
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"It is a measure of poise, balance and posture."
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"Let's just whip the Frisbees at each other as hard as we can and see who quits first."
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"Frisbee smash. Awesome! Let's go!"
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"Oh, my God, I'm Sisyphus."
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"A big one! Ha, ha!"
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"So he's out in our yard and he's got a boom box-"
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"What's the name of that movie with the boom box?"
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"Oh, Say Anything. With John Mahoney."
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"So anyway, he's out there, and he's begging Claire for forgiveness."
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"She's still mad at him. She won't have any of it."
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"So he turns it up full blast,"
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"And he starts singing, "Let's get Philsical.""
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"- It was an inside joke. - Oh, not anymore."
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"Okay, enough with the funny Phil stories."
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"But I haven't even gotten to the best part yet."
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"So he's doing his little dance, and I can't take any more,"
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"so I nail him with the sprinklers."
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"Yep, and you also shorted out my boom box,"
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"which you said you'd replace and you never did. I never said that!"
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"Yes, you did. You still owe me one boom box, 12 "D" batteries..."
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"and an Olivia Newton-John cassingle."
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"Why don't we settle it in the ring?"
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"We get in there, and if you beat me, I'll buy you any boom box you want."
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"If I beat you, then you've gotta do your little dance for everyone."
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"Yeah!"
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"Let's get Philsical."
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"I wasn't worried. I'd boxed in the navy."
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"And it was Phil."
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"And here's something I thought I'd never say-"
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"I'd rather box my daughter's husband than my son's."
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"Whoo! Yeah!"
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"Yeah, come on! Ohh!"
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"Ohh! Ohh!"
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"Yeah! Yeah!"
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"I may have been holding on to a tiny bit of anger towards Jay."
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"I scooped ice cream all summer for that boom box!"
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"Oh!"
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"- We came as fast as we could! - You couldn't change?"
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"You said come right away!"
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"Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Oakwood Rep's production of Cats-Make sure you catch it this week."
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"Word on the street is the understudy steals the show!"
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"Mitchell, I get two more shows. Kenny van Heffington's toenail is infected!"
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"Just get up here, all right?"
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"Easy peasy."
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"Sweetie, tell Daddy what you thought of my performance."
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"Transcendent."
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"Ah, geez."
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"Is this sap?"
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"Why would I buy hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise..."
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"and then steal a $20 sweatshirt?"
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"I don't know. Maybe you do it for the thrill."
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"I know your type. You're a bored housewife, drives a minivan,"
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"husband spends a little too much time online."
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"Got a couple of kids, a college degree you don't use."
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"You could not be more wrong."
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"Yes. She has three kids."
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"Okay, no. No, no. No, no. No. That's not helping."
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"Look, as I said before, it was an accident."
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"Heard it a thousand times."
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"Grandmothers, businessmen, honor students. They all say the same thing."
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""It was an accident. I don't know how that clock radio got in my pants.""
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"Oh, for God's sake! I don't feel well. Let us go."
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"Yeah, right. Is that even a baby?"
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"'Cause from here, it looks like a turkey."
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"I need you to sign this, admitting your guilt..."
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"and promising you'll never return to this store."
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"Then I'm gonna call the police and I'll be forced to-Aah!"
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"What was that?"
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"My water broke! I'm having the baby!"
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"Hey."
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"Sorry about that. I went a little nuts there."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"I do."
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"I was ragging on you in front of your friends."
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"Oh, yeah. Sorry about that."
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"I got 20, 25 years on those guys. We got nothing in common."
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"It's only gonna get worse."
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"I mean, what's it gonna be like with the new kid in 10 years?"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"You're insecure and vulnerable. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen."
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"Shut up. Who's a shy bunny?"
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"You wanna go one more round, without the gloves?"
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"I'm just playing around, Jay."
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"I don't care how old you are. I could sit and talk to you all day."
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"Those guys really liked you too. I don't care about that."
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"Did they?"
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"Even Jerry? Yes."
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"Well, maybe you're right. I mean, Manny didn't want to come and look at him."
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"Looks like he's having a great time."
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"So then Luke's dad grabs the Taser from me, and he was like, "Uhh! Uhh!""
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"No. No! That's not how it happened."
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"¡Ay, ay! It hurts!"
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"Hang in there! Hang in there! I'll get you to the hospital as soon as I can."
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"I just want to apologize one more time on behalf of the store..."
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"for any stress that I might have caused you."
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"Here, you can keep the sweatshirt as a gift."
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"And congratulations on this baby, which is clearly not a turkey. That was-"
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"Go away now! Yeah."
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"¡Ay! ¡Ay! Okay. Go on. Go on. Get in. You good?"
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"What hospital are we going to? No! No hospital!"
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"No hospital. Wow. Oh, you're one of those, huh?"
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"Okay, please don't have it in the pool, though, 'cause we swim in there."
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"I'm not having the baby, Claire. I was just faking it."
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"What?"
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"Not bad for someone with pregnancy brain, huh?"
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"Okay, that's good. That was very good. Good thinking, Gloria."
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"I'm sorry. I just couldn't sit there and watch you suffer..."
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"just because you had turned your brain off."
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"Okay, I deserve that."
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"Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"I just blew through a red light. Damn."
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"You think you can keep the pregnancy thing up for a little while longer?"
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"¡Ay! I feel the head! Feel it! Feel it!"
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"Save it! Save it for the cop!"
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"Save it."
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"All right, guys, that's it. Pack it up!"
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"You win for today. See you on Monday."
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