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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - When a Tree Falls (S04E04)

"- Julianne Moore, either way. - I would totally see that. I would."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey! My supervisor wants to know if you have a history of mental illness."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, sir, I do not. - Well, uh-"
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, Cam, let's hear it. What's the plan?"
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"I don't know. I'm sort of making it up as I go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
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"Yes. I've never been more sure about anything in my life."
Modern Family (2009)
"We need to teach our daughter the value of taking a stand, no matter the sacrifice!"
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"Hello?"
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"Done. I'll be right there."
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"Mitchell, you need to get up here. I have to go."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Excuse me? - That was my theater troupe. An actor's sick."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have to go and do the matinee."
Modern Family (2009)
"What happened to showing Lily the value of taking a stand?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's the lead."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's also important to show her the value of honoring one's commitments."
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"And in this case, my commitment preceded my stand!"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is so you, Cam."
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"You start something, and then you expect me to finish it."
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"- So you're not coming up here? - No! No, I'm not. Come on."
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"- Where is home base when we play hide-and-go-seek? - Under this tree."
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"And where did we take shelter during that dangerous lightning storm?"
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"Wasn't a good idea, but it was under this tree."
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"Daddy, you've got to save the tree!"
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"Yeah, Daddy, you have to save the tree! Okay, okay."
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"But you get back here the second you are done."
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"The second!"
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"Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me."
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"Haley, that's not funny!"
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"Then she posted it to Facebook and refused to take it down."
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"It got 873 likes."
Modern Family (2009)
"Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley."
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"Even her mug shots were cute."
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"Today, I get my revenge."
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"One photo of Haley dirty, sweaty, picking up trash like a criminal."
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"It'll be my finest moment."
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"In a few years, I hope to have some more friends..."
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"and not have time for this kind of stuff."
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"Okay. Hey."
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"Where did you go? To get a sweatshirt."
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"We've been standing in the frozen food aisle for half an hour."
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"I need something frozen. Right. What?"
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"I don't know. I just wrote the word "frozen.""
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Uh, let's think. Peas. Ice cream. Pizza?"
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"Waffles. Wait a minute."
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"It says "dozens." I need the eggs!"
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"Ah, the eggs. Okay."
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"Ay, no, on the other side."
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"Oh. Oh. I-I'll get the cart. So that's-Oh, sorry."
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"That's-That's me. That's me. I got it."
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"Come on, guys! They're killing us!"
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"Where the heck is Mexico?"
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"If we double Dutch, everyone wins."
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"Okay. Hold still."
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"And wait for it. This is what you'd look like fat and bald."
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"On my phone, that app's called a camera."
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"Bill, don't do that to yourself."
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"Let me tell you something. Ellen is one lucky woman."
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"Because she's married to Jerry."
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"Jay, you got any good apps?"
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"You guys laugh a lot, huh?"
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"From a guy who can't drive a stick."
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"- Well- - He called me to rescue him one time."
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"He got stuck on a hill. He was afraid to let go of the clutch."
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"- Well, I- - By the time I got there,"
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"traffic's backed up half a mile,"
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"everybody's yelling at him, he's in tears."
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"Not tears. Maybe sweat."
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"Yeah, sweatin' out your eyes."
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"I had about 10 pretty bad pictures of Haley."
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"I could have quit right there, but I'm a perfectionist."
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"I thought,"
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""I could do better. She could look worse.""
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"Whoa!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"All right, pal. Come down from the tree."
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"Sorry. Can't do that."
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"Come down before we pull you down."
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"Well, hey. Ease up. What's the problem?"
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"Look, I don't want to be up here, you know?"
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"But this is my daughter's favorite tree."
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"And my partner, he's all up in arms about them cutting it down, so-"
Modern Family (2009)
"If your partner's so worked up, why isn't he here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, well, that's a very good question."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's because he starts things and he doesn't finish them, so then I have to."
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"Just like my wife. You know, my therapist would say we're enabling them."
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"Ah, that again? Look, let's just spray him with the fire hose."
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"You're not helping, Terry."
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"It's not your fight. So why don't you do us a favor and come on down?"
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"Because he's right, all right?"
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"That's the frustrating part. I-I've been sitting up here these past few hours,"
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"and... this tree is beautiful, okay?"
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"And I-I can hear the squirrels dancing through the branches,"
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"No idea what's about to happen."
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"You know, this isn't just a tree. This is a home."
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"Yeah. To, like, a hundred rats. They're all over this thing."
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"Well, that changes nothing. I will wait you guys out all night if I have to."
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"Cam, you got 20 minutes, and I'm out of this tree."
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"Terry, you wanna get ready with that hose?"
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"So Alex comes home from school the other day,"
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"and she says the teacher didn't know what she was talking about,"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! ¡Ay!"
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"Hey! You almost just cut my head off. You gotta focus."
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"I am sorry. After all that, I forgot the eggs!"
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"Excuse me. Yeah, hang on one second."
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"Listen, this is not just your pregnancy. You are purposely turning your brain off."
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"You have to at least try to pay attention."
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"Ma'am? Yeah."
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"Do you have a receipt for that sweatshirt? Oh, shoot."
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"I'm gonna need you to come back into the store."
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"Oh, no. I forgot I was wearing it. It's no big deal. Here."
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"Ma'am, the store."
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"- Gloria, help me out. - Listen, Mr. Policeman."
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"If we wanted to steal it, you wouldn't even know that it was gone!"
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"Yeah, okay. That's not helping."
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"Ooh! Oop! Ooh!"
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"Ew!"
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"Oh, my God! A gold bracelet!"
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"Hey, can we keep what we find?"
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"Unbelievable."
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