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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - When a Tree Falls (S04E04)

"And on the other hand, I'm like, "Look at me in orange.""
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm so alone."
Modern Family (2009)
"They are literally chainsawing paradise to put up a parking lot."
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"I can't live like this."
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"Hello, hello!"
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"Seriously? I'm right here."
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"Hey, guys. Luke, you getting in there?"
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"Of course."
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"I'm glad that you came. Mmm."
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"It will help me not to forget stuff. I'm glad I can help out."
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"- Mitchell, where were we the first day Lily rolled over? - Under this tree."
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"Well, I can't very well turn away fans that come backstage."
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"Good news, gentlemen! I found another rope."
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"Why is that funny?"
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"I don't know. I got call waiting. Is that an app?"
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"Jay's a little technologically challenged."
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"What? You can't?"
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"You and your therapist. Well, I wouldn't have to see him if you hadn't shot that guy."
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"you know, chasing each other."
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"when in reality, I don't think that-"
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"Are you kidding me? I didn't try to steal a sweatshirt."
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"Really?"
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"and it's Olivia Newton-John."
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"Huh. Okay, uh-"
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"I'm in."
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"Excuse me. Pardon me. We're here! We're here!"
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"I couldn't think of anything else to say. Why not?"
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"Ew."
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"Are you kidding me? Teaching music?"
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"This dresser handle project? My role in the musical?"
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"- Oh, that. - You know what? I don't like your tone."
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"The understudy's the most challenging role in any production."
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"You have to be ready at a moment's notice to go on and face a disappointed audience..."
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"- who was there to see Kenny van Heffington. - Our insurance guy?"
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"- He's breathtaking. - Really?"
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"Yeah, I hate him. Anyway, what was I talking about?"
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"Putting new handles on the dresser."
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"Right. The tree. I have to do something."
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"Manny, while we're young!"
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"He doesn't want to go. That's why he's taking so long with the primping."
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"A boy his age should do exactly zero primping."
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"You ready? Not in the least."
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"That's the spirit."
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"This kid in my class, Doug Brooks,"
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"has a sports-themed birthday party every year."
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"All boys. All sports. All day."
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"He calls it the Doug-lympics,"
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"which might make sense if he did it every four years..."
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"or if his name was AI."
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"Let's just say nothing about it works."
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"Manny, it's a beautiful day outside."
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"Go on. Enjoy your Dougylympics."
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"You don't have to win a medal. Just have fun."
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"Doug finishes with the most medals no matter what."
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"Plus I think he only invites me because he likes to match skin color to nation."
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"I know that's why Alan Yang gets invited."
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"Okay, we get it. Sports isn't your thing."
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"But you gotta step out of your comfort zone sometime."
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"And for God's sake, change out of those wing tips."
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"You're a kid. You're not Nixon on the beach."
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"Fine. I'll put on my sporty shoes. Where are they?"
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"They're still in the box."
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"Don't forget to take out the paper before you put them on, okay?"
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"And they're called sneakers."
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"Hey, Gloria. So, ready to go?"
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"- Where? - Thought we were doing a Costco run."
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"Oh, I see what this is."
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"You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!"
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"You're the one who called her. I did?"
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"I called Claire. Gloria needs watching."
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"She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain."
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"Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge..."
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"and a stick of butter in the shower."
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"I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn."
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"Better than the toast I ate."
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"Yet you ate the second piece."
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"Jay, bye-bye! We're leaving!"
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"Duck! Duck! Come on and hit him, you little freak!"
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"Hands up!"
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"Talk about a big left hook. God, I love you."
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"- Phil in the Blank! - Bill of Rights! Jerryatric!"
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"Alan's dad!"
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"Look, I'm Mexico. Again."
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"Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?"
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"You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate."
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"All right, look. I'll pick you up at 5:00. Knock yourself out."
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"Or better still, knock someone else out."
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"Jay, where you headed? Why don't you stick around and grab a beer with the dads?"
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"I don't really know those guys. I think I'll just swing by the club, hit a few balls."
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"Well, come here. Let me introduce you around."
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"Hey, guys, this is Jay, my father-in-law. Manny's stepdad."
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"- Hey, what's up, Jay-Io? - Okay, guys, I'll see you later."
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"What's the matter, Jay? Afraid to step outside your comfort zone?"
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"I will send you back to Mexico."
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"I didn't really call you, did I?"
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"No, my dad did. But I thought you knew."
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"I want to be so mad at him, but he's right."
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"I have two brains in my body, but I've never been so dumb. It happens. I get it."
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"You have another human being inside of you competing for resources."
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"Look, when I was pregnant with Alex, I could barely remember my name."
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"Same with Haley and Luke?"
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"Mmm, not so much. They kind of just hung out in there, let me do my thing."
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"Thank you for understanding."
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"I-Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"Why didn't you stop first?"
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"Where's Daddy?"
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"- I don't know, sweetie. He said to meet him by Treeona. - Mitchell! Lily!"
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"Where is he? Up here! Look up here!"
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"Cam, what are you doing up there?"
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"I came down to say good-bye to the tree, give it one final hug,"
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"and before I knew it, I was up here."
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"When you say one final hug-"
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"If I'm occupying the tree, they can't cut it down. I googled it. It's a thing."
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"Okay, Lily. See, this is a nightmare."
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"Tell me about it."
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"You know what? You're a list-maker, a planner."
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"I'm a doer and an action-taker!"
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"Sean Penn would play me in a movie about this,"
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"or Anne Hathaway, if they wanted a female-driven vehicle."
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"And who would play your long-suffering partner?"
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