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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bringing Up Baby (S04E04)

"And between you and me, I'm even thinking about pickling my own cucumbers."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because there's a finite number of pickles."
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"But don't worry. All you guys are on the list."
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"Well, I'd like to make a toast."
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"To Jay, who's not particularly buoyant."
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"And again, I'm very sorry about that, but..."
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"he's the best father-in-law a guy could ask for."
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"All right. And we're-we're all really lucky to know him. Cheers."
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"Hear, hear. Salute!"
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"Hey, let's do some fishing. I'm starting to feel better..."
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"now that I'm finally getting dry."
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"Let's do this!"
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"All right! Let's do it!"
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"Sure, I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom, but I hid it from my parents,"
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"and I kicked my boyfriend out before they woke up."
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"It's called respect."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"You're gonna get fat."
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"Oh! Okay- it's great. it's great!"
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"You're pregnant! It's great! Congratulations!"
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"Wow. It was a surprise."
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"Yeah, I'll bet. What did my dad say?"
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"I haven't told him yet."
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"I worry that he's going to think it's not such great news."
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"Oh, no. Don't be silly."
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"He's gonna be thrilled."
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"Ay-"
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"And if history was any indication,"
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"he wasn't gonna be able to hide it."
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"It's a French-Canadian delicacy called poutine."
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"Mmm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"We're here!"
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"Hi!"
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"- What'd you do to your hair? - Thought I'd try something different."
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"What, looking old?"
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"I had to get to Dad before he said something insensitive to Gloria."
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"She's gonna get really fat though."
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"Dad, call me back. I have something very important to tell you..."
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"so when you get home you don't say something stupid like you usually do."
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"Oh, happy birthday."
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"Yeah. I've gotta say,"
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"you're handling this baby thing better than I would've expected. What do you mean?"
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"You're used to being the only kid in the house."
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"Now there's gonna be a new kid."
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"Jay's kid. So?"
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"Well, the old Manny would've been worried that Jay would love the new kid more."
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"I think you're underestimating how adorable I am."
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"You're right. You're way cuter than a baby."
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"I'm gonna go check on dinner."
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"Sometimes I just like to toss a grenade and run away."
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"All right. Take a whiff."
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"Make sure you like it, 'cause that's what our couch is gonna smell like."
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"Okay, hi. Yes, we're gonna take this one."
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"Oh, I'm gonna need you to slow down a bit."
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"There's a process we need to go through to see if you're a suitable cat guardian."
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"Oh, really? Because I thought the process was I say, “We'll take this one,”"
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"and then you say, “Thank God, because we have too many cats.”"
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"No. We need to ensure these cats are going to good homes."
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"That's why we need you to fill out this form, and then there'll be a site visit."
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"Okay, um, we've just been through a very frustrating year..."
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"trying to adopt a baby, so-"
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"You'll forgive us if we're not really in the mood..."
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"to jump through too many hoops for a cat."
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"- It's complicated. - So are cats."
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"Are they? 'Cause that one over there has been licking itself ever since we got here."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm-I can't do this."
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"- What about Larry? - I'm sorry, Lily. Not today."
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"Mitchell stormed off, but I couldn't."
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"I had to give her a piece of my mind. And how'd that go?"
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"I may have strayed off topic just a bit. Yeah."
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"No, sir. No, she will always be Norma Jeane Baker to me."
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"What is your point exactly? That like the thrice-married starlet,"
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"this cat is being deprived a stable home."
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"I am sorry if you're upset. You're the one who should be upset, ma'am."
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"We are animal lovers."
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"That cat would've been on the receiving end of affection..."
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"24 hours a day."
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"Satisfying its every need would've been our top priority."
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"Okay, in light of that tableau, I would like to take back the phrase “receiving end.”"
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"Mom, I've decided I'm not going to poetry camp."
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"What? Why not? 'Cause by the time I come back,"
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"Jay will have turned my room into a nursery."
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"No, he won't. I'm not his real kid."
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"I'll be as insignificant as a whisper in a windstorm."
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"Ay, listen to you. You have a gift."
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"You have to go to the poetry camp. I don't think I can risk it."
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"Manny, please. I have too much to worry about right now. Okay?"
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"You? I dug a pretty big hole for myself with those insult jokes this morning."
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"Ay-Why didn't I learn from Rickles?"
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"You gotta end with some ticker."
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"Okay, I give up. I can't find a position that's not sexual."
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"Just calm down. I can't calm down."
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"You know, maybe we're not as okay as we keep saying we are."
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"I know. Maybe we should go away."
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"You know, go someplace to heal."
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"Where? I don't know. Someplace with a vibrant theater scene-"
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"Hmm. Top-notch restaurants-"
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"The jewel of Missouri's White River. We're not going to Branson."
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"Okay, fine. Where would you go?"
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"I don't know. Maybe Europe? London? Mmm."
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"Just somewhere far away. I-"
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"I'm just sad, Cam. I am too."
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"You know, I had our mornings all planned out."
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"The baby and I would walk Lily to kindergarten..."
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"and then cut back home through the park and feed those ducks..."
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"that you're not supposed to feed, but everybody does."
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"I bought a picture frame for my desk, and it's just sitting there,"
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"waiting for his face."
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"Come here."
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"I already feel better. Me too."
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"Just saved us a long plane ride with a toddler."
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"And a cat that we didn't want. Oh, we're still getting that."
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"All right. How does this look?"
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"Perfectly innocent. They're not even touching."
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"Great. Okay. Let's go. All right."
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"You ready, honey?"
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"Go. Go."
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"- Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. - Hmm?"
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"I heard about what Haley asked you, and just so you know,"
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