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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Bringing Up Baby (S04E04)

"You ask if I was drinking, I say “No,”"
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"and we both know that that's not true."
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"I mean, aren't we past this point in our relationship?"
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"- No, young lady, we are not. - Then I wasn't drinking."
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"Me neither, Mrs. D."
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"Mom, do we really have to do this?"
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"Mom, I have a big decision to make about poetry camp this summer."
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"Is this about the walking sticks again?"
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"Pack them all and decide when you're there."
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"I can either focus on sonnets or free verse."
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"I've always fancied myself a sonneteer,"
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"but I'm thinking the free verse girls will be freer with everything,"
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"if you catch my meaning."
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"Hmm. Ay. I'm sorry, Manny."
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"I'm sure you will make the right decision."
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"Are you okay? You seem distracted."
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"Manny, sit down. I have to tell you something."
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"What?"
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"I am pregnant."
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"You're what?"
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"I'm going to have a baby."
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"Wow. What?"
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"You're not happy?"
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"Yeah. Sure. It's just a lot to take in."
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"And I'll be honest, this isn't coming at a great time for me..."
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"This is not your responsibility."
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"Neither is our wooden salad bowl, but I'm the only one who oils it."
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"Manny, I can take care of a baby. I took care of you."
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"Please. I was an anomaly. I self-potty trained."
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"I just did not get the appeal of intentionally soiling one's pants."
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"That said, I will admit to missing the kisses on my tummy."
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"How did Jay take it?"
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"I haven't been able to tell him yet."
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"He might not be too thrilled."
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"He doesn't deal well with change. I know."
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"He still checks the front step for the evening paper."
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"Don't worry, Mom. I'm sure he'll adapt."
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"Although he still does call the remote the “clicker.”"
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"AM yeah."
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"I'm bored, Daddy. Make the car dance."
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"All right. But just for a second, all right?"
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"Yay! Yay!"
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"Do it again. No. Once was enough."
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"If I can't have a brother, then I want the car to dance."
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"Wow, you are really comfortable playing that card."
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"Hey."
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"They wouldn't take 'em."
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"They were afraid they might have bedbugs."
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"Are you serious? They rejected our donation?"
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"Two bucks. Didn't know what they had."
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"Ah! Score."
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"So what are we gonna do now?"
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"- Would you just tell her? - I don't know."
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"I kinda want one now."
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"the presence of a cuddly little friend will help us ease the pain."
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"Okay, so what you're saying is you have a child-shaped hole in your heart,"
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"and your plan is to cram a cat into there?"
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"He has a name."
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"and we see the look on your face. I hate you guys."
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"Hey, Phil, you ever think about growing a beard? I mean, you got the face for it."
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"You think? Yeah."
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"That's funny. I always thought so, but my wife doesn't."
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"Oh, what does she know? Come on. You got a great nose, those deep-set eyes."
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"I mean, you would look good. Thanks, Shorty."
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"Okay, put me back in the trunk."
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"Relax. You're almost there. Nope. I'm done now!"
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"- Hey, no! - Jay, no!"
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"Jay! Jay! Son of a bitch! Somebody help me!"
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"I would, but-but these pants are cashmere!"
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"I got you, Jay!"
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"You gotta calm him down."
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"Punch him in the head. Don't punch him in the head."
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"Don't make me punch you! I will punch you to save you! I think I'm being waterboarded."
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"You're making me do this!"
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"Ow!"
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"Get this thing off of me!"
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"Happy birthday. We're taking you fishing."
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"For whatever it's worth, Dylan was very responsible last night."
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"He's a good guy to have around the house."
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"Hmm. Where are we going with this?"
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"Well, since I can't move in with him anymore, he can't afford his apartment."
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"So I was wondering if it would be okay..."
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"if he could stay with us for a couple weeks?"
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"Sure. Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys take our room?"
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"Aw!"
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"She's being facetious."
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"Sarcastic."
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"Dylan no stay."
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"What? Oh, come on!"
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"He'd help out a lot. He's very handy."
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"Really? The guy who locked himself in his car?"
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"You are in no position to be asking for favors, young lady."
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"Here. Drink this. It's for your hangover."
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"- It smells gross. - Well, then you better drink it fast."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Ew! I'm gonna throw up. Oh! Oh!"
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"That's a hangover cure?"
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"No."
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"Well, this is probably shot."
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"Once again, I'd like to apologize for punching you in the head."
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"It really was the only way to save you,"
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"since you were bound and".hooded,"
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"which leads me to my second apology."
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"Gentlemen, come on. As my uncle used to say,"
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"let's not let a botched kidnapping ruin our whole afternoon."
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"He's right. The whole point of this..."
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"is for you to enjoy the lake with your three best friends."
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"Stan coming?"
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"Burn."
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"So, 65, huh?"
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"You're heading into the best years of your life."
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"- Sounds pretty good to me. - You know, the more I look at you,"
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"- I had a soul patch once. - A soul patch? That's like a beard's crap."
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"I golfed six times last week."
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"Found 42 balls- a new record."
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"I don't think my falcon could have found that many,"
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"and he can spot a mouse at 600 yards."
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"What does that have to do with beards?"
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"I thought we were talking about Jay turning 65 and how good that's gonna be."
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"Now I got tomatoes, I got five kinds of beans, I got squash."
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