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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Wad Goals (S32E32)

"You want me to cast judgment on a faith other than my own?"
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"Well, twist my arm."
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"♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me, don't worry ♪"
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"♪ You got to gimme a fight ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪"
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"Congregants, scripture, prayer‐‐"
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"looks like a house of worship to me."
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"These aren't commandments."
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"They're jokes I don't get."
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"Well, there's plenty of saints."
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"Blessed Shark,"
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"deliver my son's golf ball safely"
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"onto the green of Pebble Beach's notorious"
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"and evil 17th hole."
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"I should be so lucky."
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"Marge, I'm sorry,"
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"but I think this religion checks all the boxes."
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"Honey, over the years I've learned"
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"that you just want me to listen to your problems"
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"So... good luck."
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"It's Sunday. Shouldn't you be in church?"
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"I've said a lot to you about this job,"
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"Honey, the thing I've always admired most about you"
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"is that you've never needed anyone else's approval."
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"And I'm worried you're gonna lose that."
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"Just until I'm rich."
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"my special little guy,"
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"because they seem to get everything else they want."
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"I see you've got a new diamond earring."
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"Bart, you'll never caddy for me again."
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"Now that your mother's no longer a threat,"
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"I can go back to Chadlington here."
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"Him?! But my religion idea saved the club!"
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"I should be your caddy."
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"Earned?"
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"Golf is about privilege."
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"Fine. But someday I'm gonna be a member here,"
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"and I'm gonna be cool to the caddies."
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"Uh, you, a member?"
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"Oh, look,"
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"you made Chadlington laugh."
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"Look, there's no path from where you are to where I am."
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"Once a suck‐up, always a suck‐up."
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"- ♪ -"
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"Mm?"
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"Well, I earned this."
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"Sorry, buddy, but it's time to say goodbye."
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"- Ah! - Fore!"
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"You joined?"
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"They gave us a group deal."
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"What's not to like?"
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"The snack shop buffalo wings are microwaved and..."
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"‐ ‐What the...?"
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"You made one mistake, Bildorf!"
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"You forgot about the wad."
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"It can buy a pretty nice ATV"
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"or rent a whole bunch of them!"
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"‐"
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"Kid power!"
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"I'm playing golf!"
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"Rum‐Ta‐Tum, your time has come!"
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"Whee!"
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"I would prefer you use your words."
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"Greens can be reseeded,"
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"traps re‐sanded, roughs unsmoothed."
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"The club will go on."
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"This is a raid! We're closing the club down!"
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"Bildorf, you're under arrest."
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"But they are the ne'er‐do‐wells."
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"I am the head of a legitimate religion."
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"You sure are."
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"it turns into a sex cult."
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"In your case, it was really... sooner."
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"♪ Why you got to gimme a fight? ♪"
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"♪ Can't you just let it be? ♪"
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"♪ Why you got to gimme a fight? ♪"
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"- ♪ I'm alright ♪ - ♪ I'm alright ♪"
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"Hmm‐hmm."
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"it was naked ladies setting off fireworks."
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"♪ C. R. E. A. M., get the money. ♪"
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"Aren't you?"
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"- He nods, plants his feet. - Mm‐hmm?"
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"Now that you got your own pool,"
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"pesticide use,"
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"and never tips less than 100 bucks."
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"Mom,"
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"I think it's Tetsuo."
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"‐ ‐Get in the hole!"
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"Mm?"
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"Look at this! It's like the high holidays every day."
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"tennis."
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"Booyah!"
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"Class warfare!"
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"Ah, and here are the police to take you to jail."
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"And like every new religion, sooner or later,"
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"♪ Nobody worry 'bout me ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you just let me be? ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"We watch you every night."
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"due to an elaborate virginity‐losing wager."
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"Bart Simpson,"
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"Ready to play, sir?"
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"- ♪ I'm alright ♪ - ♪ Nobody worry 'bout me ♪"
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"♪ Don't nobody worry 'bout me ♪"
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"except those commercials for pills"
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"Hmm."
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"Wow, look at all these."
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"‐ ‐Oh!"
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"Digitaria sanguinalis."
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"♪ Hallelujah! ♪"
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"and not always try to solve them."
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"I earned it!"
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"- ♪ Nobody worry 'bout ♪ - ♪ You got to gimme a fight ♪"
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"Shh!"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"Look at me!"
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