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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Wad Goals (S32E32)

"Whoa! 20 bucks!"
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"What the hell, Jimbo? You just suck up to that guy"
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"It's not sucking up."
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"Rich guys love hearing how great they are,"
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"and they're willing to pay for it."
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"Money pay."
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"Look away, pervs!"
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"We'd like jobs, please."
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"Well, you seem a little young, but I do need the help."
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"I'm out several of my best caddies"
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"Sure, I've lied, scammed, grifted,"
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"but this feels different."
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"Well, I'm a Van Houten."
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"Watch and learn."
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"Dang! Looks like I got the handsomest golfer"
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"in the whole damn club!"
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"‐"
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"You fine, boy!"
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"Hmm, you're new."
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"Uh, that's why they assigned me to you."
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"The best way to learn the course"
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"is by watching a master carve it up"
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"like a Thanksgiving turkey."
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"Hmm."
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"Hmm. That does sound"
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"like something they would say."
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"Whew."
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"Wait till my friends hear I caddied"
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"Really? I thought youngsters got their news from the Internet."
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"Pfft. No way. My boys think broadcast news is the swagness."
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"And the girls call you "a snack.""
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"Hope it's okay for me to use the current lingo."
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"The snack will allow it."
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"Stacy and I, well, it's, uh..."
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"it's complicated."
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"She's a terrific person and a top‐notch meteorologist."
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"But if I'm dodging her calls after three months..."
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"You just don't want to admit it, 'cause you're a kind person."
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"Mm. Guilty as charged."
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"You da man!"
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"Muzzle your nonsense, imbecile!"
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"This is "The Straight Dope,""
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"thanking you for a wonderful round."
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"This is it. The moment of trut."
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"Did I kiss enough butt?"
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"I thought all money was the same."
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"♪ Dollar dollar bill, y'all ♪"
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"♪ Cash rules everything around me ♪"
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"♪ C. R. E. A. M., get the money ♪"
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"♪ Dollar dollar bill, y'all ♪"
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"♪ C. R. E. A. M., get the money ♪"
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"♪ Dollar dollar bill, y'all ♪"
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"There's my number one son."
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"We're all proud of you."
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"I'm sure Bart will learn a lot"
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"carrying a bag of sticks from place to place."
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"They're called golf bats, Lis."
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"Nice starter wad."
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"You want to see what I'm rolling with?"
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"Whoa! That rubber band is just straining!"
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"Can I hold it?"
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"Hey, be careful with that!"
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"- Whoa! -"
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"No‐static dryer sheets?"
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"I'm not the father you thought you married!"
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"Look, Maggie."
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"Your brother is doing a job."
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"Aren't you proud of him?"
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"...and in the end, everyone lost money but me."
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"I wish I had tribal land for you to build a pipeline on."
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"I'd be honored if you'd frack under my house someday, sir."
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"Ugh. I've never seen my son... suck up before."
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"Easy money. Mwah."
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"You don't kiss all the golfers' butts like that, do you?"
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"Oh, Mom. These rich guys expect a little..."
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"It's no big deal."
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"On one hand, I'm glad you're being polite."
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"On the other hand..."
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"Wow, I never thought of it that way, Mom."
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"No one looks out for me the way you do."
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"You are the shining star"
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"that guides this family through the darkness."
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"Oh, aren't you sweet."
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"and I'll buy you..."
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"Suck‐up."
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"So, there we are on the 18th green."
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"The course has been a bear all morning."
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"I tell Judge Snyder to shut that all out"
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"and just be in the moment."
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"- And, in one smooth motion... - Mm?"
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"- ...tips me 50 bucks! -"
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"Wow. Just... wow."
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"Why do I suddenly want to bring Bart's car around?"
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"Here you go. Buy yourself a bigger tip jar."
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"♪ Praised be your name, you've raised the game ♪"
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"♪ Shame them with song, they're in the wrong ♪"
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"♪ All of the grown‐ups in here just... ♪"
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"Doesn't it bother you"
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"sucking up to those golfers?"
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"Marge, sucking up is the American way."
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"In this country, everybody got together"
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"and decided that all the money should belong"
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"to a few dozen families and their favorite suck‐ups."
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"Don't you remember when we all decided that?"
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"‐ ‐And of all the things"
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"that Bart might do for money,"
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"this is by far the most legal."
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"Other people are paying our son."
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"That's the dream!"
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"Homie, I know it's not logical,"
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"but when I saw Bart at that golf course,"
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"my mothering spirit just wanted to hurl."
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"Tell our son he has to quit."
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"Quit being a caddy? No way!"
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"How much did Mom give you to tell me that?"
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"Uh... n‐nothing."
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"Well, I can do better than that."
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"Will 20 bucks make this go away?"
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"Well, I guess I can tell her I did my best."
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"Tell her you did your... very best."
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