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Clips from The Simpsons - Hail to the Teeth (S31E31)

"(giggles)"
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"Are you sure we should be here?"
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"ARTIE: Achm! Achm! Achm!"
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"Artie?"
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"I'm at the lowest point of my life!"
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"But come on in."
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"what's really going on here."
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"Sure, why not?"
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"(both scream)"
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"Now you know my secret."
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"of the only woman for me: you, Marge."
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"This one lacks kindness."
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"This one keeps trying to kill me."
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"This one's head is a toaster!"
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"And the slots aren't even big enough for a bagel!"
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"I didn't."
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"It was one last trick."
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"I thought when you saw how perfect we look together,"
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"you would realize that we were meant to be."
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"I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck."
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"-Artie. -Yes?"
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"And I think this crazy project"
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"Imagine if you use that noodle for good."
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"Wow. Wow."
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"Only you could find a pearl in the flabby oyster that is me."
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"I will become a better human being."
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"Terrific."
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"And then you'll love me?"
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"No."
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"Well, then, I finally give up."
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"have done so many good deeds."
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"What's next?"
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"I'm gonna make one of them my bride."
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"MARGE BOT: Life finds a way!"
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"-Uh, let's quiet down, please. -(excited chatter)"
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"The sooner we can get this debate over,"
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"the sooner the teachers can get ice cream."
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"Governor Mary Bailey."
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"Our first candidate is Dubya Spuckler."
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"CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!"
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"That's your brother."
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"He prefers the pronoun "they,""
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"on account of the twin he absorbed in my belly."
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"Our other candidate is ill, so she'll be Skyping in."
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"Lisa Simpson."
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"Lisa, I'm sorry, what do you have?"
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"What I have is an agenda for this school,"
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"an agenda that looks forward."
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"I can deliver results, while my opponent"
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"can't even spell "results.""
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"Yes, I can. R-E squiggly letter,"
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"bucket letter, tall man,"
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"little plus sign, squiggly letter."
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"-"Results." -(scattered cheers)"
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"That's not how you spell "results.""
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"(loudly): Lisa doesn't sound sick at all."
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"(nervous laugh)"
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"It was my machismo talking."
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"(gasps) Lisa's using a funny-face app."
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"(panting)"
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"(groans)"
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"This is an abomination!"
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"My illegitimate son goes here."
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"Oh, the shame."
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"I still have good ideas."
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"CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!"
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"Dubya! Dubya!"
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"(groans): Oh, boy."
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"I didn't want to believe my popularity was"
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"You're just a kid, and things are changing."
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"Told you you should smile more."
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"The future is now!"
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"(whoops)"
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"You all look just like Marge, and you will never leave."
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"Now, which of you lucky girls wants to party with Arty?"
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"(stilted): I am in power save mode."
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"Oh, fine. What about you two?"
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"Hmm?"
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"I just don't like you."
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"Oh! That counts as a kiss."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"Shh!"
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"like I actually ate dinner last night."
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"(sings)"
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"(low, ominous music plays)"
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"Here's your coffee, Jim."
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"Could you?"
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"You'll always be my little girl. Mm."
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"Indubitably."
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"Ow! (crying)"
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"Like every election with one week to go,"
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"You're not dumb. You're smart."
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"Or do I?"
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"(quietly): You said you've done this before."
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"Maybe, but the future is a really long way away."
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"(burps)"
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"Listen, I tried to fool you, and that was wrong."
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"But, first, there's something naughty"
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"(playing lively jazz music)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(school bell rings)"
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"Homie, look. We got this in the mail today."
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"And thanks to the puberty app on my phone,"
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"LISA: Can it really be that people are this shallow?"
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"(ominous music plays)"
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"and, booyah, up to Ontario for some international flavor."
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"sitting in the middle of your face."
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"(grunting)"
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"Artie, you are the greatest lover ever."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Hello, Aaron Eckhart. (purrs)"
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"Hello, Simpsons."
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"This'll go good in Willie's stew."
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"No idea. The labels are in Spanish."
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"Mm."
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"(Artie groans)"
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"But they were all inferior in some way."
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"Hey, I didn't give you wings."
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"What are you doing at a school debate?"
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"You've got a secret weapon"
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