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Clips from The Simpsons - Hail to the Teeth (S31E31)

"What a positive note on which to end the class."
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"Charlotte died alone at the saddest place on Earth,"
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"an empty fairground."
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"Well, your smiling face made dying alone fun."
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"And believe me, that's where I'm headed."
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"So as long as I'm smiling,"
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"it doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?"
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"Or your nose."
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"I don't need these anymore."
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"And am I shallow enough to enjoy this?"
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"(gasps) I am!"
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"I'm so happy, I could sing!"
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"¶ Hello, world! ¶"
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"Ow, ow, ow."
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"That really hurts with the braces."
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"-Take your pick. -What is it?"
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"(rhythmic rattling)"
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"Lisa? Oh, yuck! I didn't know that was you."
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"It's the smile. It's totally changed how people see me."
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"Well, I just want you to know, you'll always be gross to me."
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"Oh, thank God. I was having doubts,"
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"trying to figure out if this is sexist."
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"And then I found this."
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"(upbeat music playing)"
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"It seems like ever since the pill,"
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"the workplace has been full of single women."
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"Extra sugar, just how you like it."
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"Hmm. Remind me to get a divorce."
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"But some women are having trouble "fitting in.""
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"Well, I can't figure it out, Jim."
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"I was all prepared for a big presentation,"
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"but it went over like a nun at a go-go bar."
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"Well, there's one thing you didn't prepare,"
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"and that's your face."
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"But I'm wearing a pound of Mary Kay."
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"Let me touch your body and show you the problem."
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"No need to ask."
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"No."
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"Ugh! Don't you see why I hate this?"
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"'Cause you hate everything?"
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"Because it makes that jerky old guy right!"
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"Told ya!"
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"Wow. Not a single picture of Artie."
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"So, lehayim."
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"("Bridal Chorus" playing)"
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"Excuse me. We need someone to walk the bride down the aisle."
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"First, tell me one thing: How long is the aisle?"
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"But double cake."
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"(sniffles) They grow up so fast."
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"I knew this day would come. (sobs)"
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"If he ever hurts my baby, I'll kill him."
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"Oh, for crying out loud."
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"I take great delight in informing you"
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"that the bride and groom have written their own vows."
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"Stick to the script, amateurs!"
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"This is too weird."
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"Yeah. This is really creepy."
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"Even the rhino's leaving."
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"You may now kiss the bride."
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"And this is a picture of us at our wedding."
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"And here's us on our honeymoon."
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"Two days in Ohio, two days in Michigan,"
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"I'm not happy."
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"MILHOUSE: I have a drawing of you saying that in Michigan."
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"This smile is so wrong."
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"There's nothing to be happy about."
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"The world is a mess, and so is this school."
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"I mean, how hard is this?"
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"The happy girl put the thing in the hole!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"I could use my new power to change these things,"
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"use it for good."
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"I can make it happen."
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"Hurry!"
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"I was for Lisa before it was cool."
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"You never liked Lisa."
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"What? You got to remember that."
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"The polls are in, and you're doing great."
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"You're picking up the key group: girls who don't like Milhouse."
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"You're big with swing voters,"
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"but the teeter-totters could go either way."
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"What about the kids on the slide?"
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"Eh, they're up and down,"
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"but the kids on the monkey bars are climbing."
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"this is in the bag."
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"Don't be so sure."
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"I'm up against a tough opponent:"
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"Dubya Spuckler."
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"Lisa Simpson says "writin'" ends with a "G""
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"and "'rithmetic" starts with a "A.""
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"You know what I say?"
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"Don't worry. You just keep smiling."
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"Well, I do have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow"
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"for a tune-up."
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"In the bag, Madam President."
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"Bup, don't be so sure."
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"Hey, I drew a picture of your inauguration."
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"I don't think I've ever looked more radiant."
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"Okay, kid. Your bottom braces are on."
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"(gasps) What happened to my smile?"
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"No, no, no, this is terrible."
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"In six months, you'll have perfect teeth."
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"Six months? I have to smile now."
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"No, I can power through this."
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"(straining grunt)"
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"Ow. Ow."
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"Uh, Ralph lost his retainer in the trash."
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"What can we, uh, do here?"
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"New ones are $500."
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"Uh, so just what is this secret mission, Chief?"
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"Well, let's just say you're on retainer."
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"(chuckling)"
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"-Let's see. I'll take this. -Aw, stop that."
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"Do you know the street value of this Toblerone?"
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"Homer, stop it."
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"Artie only married her because she looks like me."
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"I mean, a lot like me."
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"You're right. We have to find her and tell her."
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"I want to do with this bed."
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