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Clips from The Simpsons - Hail to the Teeth (S31E31)

"(playing lively jazz)"
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"-(laughs) -Don't look so smug, boy."
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"Let's try this app on you."
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"Whoa-ho! Puberty!"
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"Let's see what comes next."
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"HOMER: Aw, what is it?"
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"Did I get drunk and buy useless stuff"
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"Let's get more."
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"It's me, Artie Ziff,"
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"in prerecorded form."
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"So you can't talk to me."
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"No, you can't."
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"(quietly): Pause for laughs."
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"And thank you."
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"Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy"
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"who could have been our dad?"
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"I am the only man your mother has ever been with,"
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"and she doesn't have a single regret."
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"-Well... -You stay out of this, Marge!"
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"-I've found my soul mate! -(fireworks popping)"
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"April 12th, very rich man's wedding."
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"Regrets only."
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"Chicken or fish."
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"Or vegan."
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"Bye!"
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"So, what else is in the mail?"
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"We got a flyer from Lowe's!"
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"(gasps) Three-quarter plywood."
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"$20 a sheet!"
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"I'm a-comin'!"
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"Oh, I don't have a car."
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"You're not really thinking of going, are you?"
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"That jerk kept trying to break us up."
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"Now, I am sensing conflicted feelings."
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"If you come, I promise you a wonderful time."
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"-Champagne, caviar, -(fanfare playing)"
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"deep-fried ice sculptures, a guy who guesses your weight,"
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"who always guesses low!"
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"(easy listening music plays)"
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"¶ Don't be tardy ¶"
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"¶ My boy Artie is throwing a party ¶"
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"¶ This wedding's gonna be fly ¶"
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"¶ Why won't you people let me die? ¶"
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"There's no off to the Artie show."
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"-I decide when... -Please set me free."
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"Oh, here it is."
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"TUPAC: God bless you."
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"Now everyone's favorite: rinse and spit."
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"(gargles)"
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"And I'm done... with the top braces."
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"We'll put the bottoms in next week."
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"And after that, just a lifetime of wearing retainers."
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"Well, they're practically invisible."
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"(slurred): I can't close my mouth."
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"The brackets are holding up your lips at the edges."
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"They'll adjust. The main thing is you're happy."
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"I'm not happy."
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"-Have a little nitrous. -(gas whooshes)"
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"(giggles)"
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"Oh, they should revoke your license. Ha!"
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"-That's enough. -No, it's not!"
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"-(gas whooshes) -Yeah, give me that."
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"I thought your name is "Kidzrule.""
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"which is Romanian for "kill all the children.""
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"(mellow jazz music playing)"
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"(creaking)"
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"(bell dings)"
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"HOMER: Hmm."
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"That elevator has the capacity for 32 people!"
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"(sighs) We brought a rhino up here last week."
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"-Hmm. -(calf moos)"
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"-Hmm! -My headaches are so bad."
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"("Flower Duet" playing)"
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"You're one in a million."
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"Homer Simpson!"
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"You've done all right for a billionaire."
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"Hey, I'm not made of money."
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"After my parole, I got rich"
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"selling fireplace logs that look like cash,"
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"i.e., Money to Burn."
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"(chuckles) That is the greatest."
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"It looks like you're burning money!"
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"Yes, that's the idea."
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"(laughing): No, no, no."
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"Of course get it. I thought of it."
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"No, no, no. Listen, it says "Money to Burn,""
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"but it's actually... (laughing)"
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"I know! I know! Talk to someone else."
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"Hey, pal, you're a news guy. Give it to me straight."
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"Is this wedding on the level?"
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"In other news, local newsman hopes to score with caterer."
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"This just in: she knows I'm married."
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"Now, Homer, as this is a bachelor party,"
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"I want to show you something."
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"But, uh, no word to the wives."
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"How did you meet your wife, by the way?"
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"Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account."
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"Now, shut your eyes."
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"You've never seen a body this enticing."
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"(gasps) Exactly what I imagined!"
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"-Food coma. He'll be fine. -(monitor beeping steadily)"
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"Huh?"
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"Hmm."
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"(chews noisily)"
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"-(flatlining beep) -(groans)"
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"Lisa, did you get your eyebrows waxed?"
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"You look amazing!"
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"I don't have eyebrows."
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"Well, check out these twin caterpillars."
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"Huh? Huh?"
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"What's going on?"
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"If you never eat, how come you're so fat?"
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"-(grunts) -Ow!"
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"Americans can be fat and poor."
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"That's what makes us so great."
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"And so, after saving Wilbur,"
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"Charlotte crawled off to die,"
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"as all barn spiders do (sniffles) in the fall."
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"(sobs)"
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"Bravo, Lisa."
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