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Clips from Russian Dolls (2011) - It Takes DVA to Tango (S01E01)

"Hey, Alan."
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"Hey, Alan, are you awake?"
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"-Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates]"
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"Oh."
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"Fuck, uh... I gotta take this. It's my girlfriend."
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"Just give me two minutes, all right? You stay put. Hey, just grabbing some food with Alan."
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"-Yeah. -[fork clatters]"
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"[spoon clatters]"
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"Fucking God damn it."
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"[sighs]"
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"[door chimes]"
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"-Do you have Nadia's number? -Yeah."
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"-Tell her I found her cat. -I can't lie about Oatmeal."
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"Why don't you have her number? I thought you knew her."
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"I do know her. I know her better than she knows herself right now."
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"Oh. Yeah."
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"-[Mike breathing heavily] -[jazz music playing]"
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"Ah..."
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"-We really skipped the condoms, huh? -Yeah, we did."
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"[cell phone vibrating]"
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"Hey. Did Oatmeal show up?"
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"No, but Alan's here and he wanted me to tell you--"
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"Who? Dead Zone? Nice fucking guy."
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"You tell this Cronenberg-looking motherfucker"
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"that I don't like stalkers."
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"Mostly."
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"He said that you owe him $152,780.86."
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"All right, uh..."
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"[sighs] I need cigarettes anyway."
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"[softly] What the fuck?"
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"She's on her way."
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"-Hey. -[Mike] Want me to go with you?"
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"No, you lazy fuck."
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"And you don't get points for offering, either."
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"Listen, don't touch my stuff while I'm gone."
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"-I'll know. -[Mike] All right."
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"Oh, Jesus. Fuck."
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"-[breathing heavily] -[messages chiming]"
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"Hey, man, can you spare some change?"
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"Spare some change?"
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"-I can do better than that. -Yeah?"
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"You're supposed to get down on one knee, aren't you?"
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"[Alan laughs]"
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"Let's-- Let's-- Oh, uh..."
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"-[Alan laughs] -[Horse] I thought you'd never ask."
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"-Yes! Yes! -Yes!"
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"-[Horse] Whoo! -[Alan laughs]"
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"-Let me see this. -[Alan laughs]"
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"Wow."
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"Uh, this way."
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"[Alan laughs]"
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"[Horse] No funny business, okay?"
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"-[Alan] I'm a married man. -[Horse] Yeah."
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"We're, uh-- We're true."
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"[woman] Hey, Horsey. [laughs]"
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"We got one."
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"I bet you want a hit."
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"You gonna pay for that?"
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"Yeah, of course."
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"Yeah, of course."
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"You know what? Take-- Take it all."
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"Take everything. I don't need any of it."
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"I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here."
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"Yeah. Take it."
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"All right. All right, enough. Let's get out of here."
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"[Horse] Hey, haircut, is he with you?"
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"-Yeah, man. -[woman] Fucking loser."
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"-Okay, we're gonna keep his things. -All right, good for you, man."
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"[door chimes]"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Okay, man, you have got exactly as long as it takes me to buy these cigarettes"
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"to tell me what the hell is happening."
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"You told me that time is relative."
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"Actually, your buddy Einstein said that."
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"Metaphysically speaking, you and I are intrinsically and inexplicably linked."
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"And I'm convinced our true purpose is to to connect with each other,"
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"if not help save each other's lives."
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"In another world, hopefully you are doing the same for me."
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"I know where Oatmeal is."
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"-Where? -In the park."
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"Hmm."
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"Let's go get him."
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"I mean, this is a very particular challenge."
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"What's wrong?"
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"Alan, I am worried about you"
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"and I'd like to keep you from hurting yourself."
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"Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific."
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"All right, Alan, I-- I know what you're up to, okay?"
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"And I'm sure that you do feel fantastic"
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"proposing to gutter punks, et cetera."
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"[Nadia sighs]"
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"I'm sorry. Can I lay down? Uh... I just-- My heart's palpitating."
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"Are you gonna put me to sleep?"
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"Mmm."
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"Oh."
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"Mmm."
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"Would you like to hear a story?"
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"Sure."
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"Okay."
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"[Alan groans]"
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"Did you ever hear the one"
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"about the broken man and the lady with a death wish"
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"who got stuck in a loop?"
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"Tell me."
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"Once upon a time..."
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"there was a very special boy named Alan."
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"And one day..."
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"life got to be too much for him."
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"So he decided to take a walk off the side of the roof."
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"But on his way down,"
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"a very tough lady,"
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"who looked like if Andrew Dice Clay"
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"and the little girl from Brave made a baby,"
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"she caught him in her crazy hair..."
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"like it was a dolphins' net."
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"I love Brave."
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"And I love Dice..."
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"which I'm sure will eventually become problematic."
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"Anyway..."
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