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Clips from Scrubs - My Drive By (S04E04)

"the patient's gonna opt out of surgery, and I'll have to spend yet another week"
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"with a man who has such an attachment to his gallbladder"
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"and swizzle up the dizzle for my... bee-ai-itch...""
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"Sorry, I'm not that guy anymore."
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"is because I think we have a shot for something great."
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"- What was I supposed to do? - You could have just told me that."
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"Yes, but you're forgetting I'm crazy."
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"Elliot, please. Look, everybody has their stuff."
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"There's no difference, and Buster meant the world to me."
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"I really like you, Elliot, but I'm an adult."
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"I want this to be an adult relationship."
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"If you want to be patient and not have sex right away, then that's fine,"
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"because I think we have a chance for something great too."
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"- What were you doing? - Sleeping in a mop closet."
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"You forced me to do this."
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"Five seconds."
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"I doubt it."
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"You moved my car there, didn't you?"
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"but we made a big difference in that person's life."
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"I hope she digs her new cans. You did great work."
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"You know, it's not about me."
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"- Assisted five. I'll take it. - Walk with me."
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"I cannot believe that you are the one I have to tell this."
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"Page me when you're headed home."
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"Bottom line, in medicine, half of pulling it off"
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"Want to see how you end up if you don't believe that?"
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"you can't trust yourself to do what you want."
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"I don't think that we're going too quick."
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"By the way, what do you do?"
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"I make and distribute Hungarian pornography."
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"Of course, with too much ego,"
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"You OK?"
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"I'm not used to walking from my office to the nurses station."
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"I don't want you to worry about this another second, OK?"
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"Cos I'm the man! I am the man."
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"- Come on, Mr Gilmore. - Come on, Colonel Mustard!"
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"- What? - I'm just kidding."
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"- My night's ruined. - No it isn't."
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"- Good guy. - Great guy."
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"But maybe I just remember it that way cos I was a kid."
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"He is so black,"
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"in a victorious gesture."
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"No means no."
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"One second."
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"When you tell Carla about this, the next time you two have sex,"
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"not for my own personal glory."
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"See you later."
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"Like how you can swallow your whole fist."
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"Men are twisted."
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"Have you looked at me lately, fellas?"
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"If you're going to throw food on the floor,"
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"Yeah."
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"I've given them names!"
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"The key is to figure out a way to not let them get the best of you."
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"Oh, doesn't that feel so much better?"
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"It's just the way I called it. Grandpa Goatee to win,"
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"Rope time, Gandhi."
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"Damn it!"
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"Now, come on. I need you to sling that"
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"...stuff that you know you do so well."
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"Like me. I'm emotional. I've always had trouble expressing it."
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"OK, now tell me my childhood dog, Buster, was never put down,"
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"Either we figure out a way to share the Rascal,"
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"I know it sounds corny,"
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"Ego is good, ya dumbass. The reason that guy wants you to be his surgeon,"
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"and she so desperately wants to marry you."
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"As I gangsta-leaned down the hallway"
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"I couldn't help but think how ego affects everything."
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"But with the right amount, nothing can get in your way."
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"I remember the bordello being bigger. There were probably more prostitutes."
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"Doesn't Kathleen Turner have dynamite nerps?"
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"I am so proud of you. Well struck."
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"Some of you are gonna think this is a silly exercise,"
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"I did it. I'm a genius."
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"Me. Me. Me."
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"Look..."
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"Get to the point. My battery power is running low."
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"I saved the guy, people. Death blinked at me!"
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"Plus, you're in a bonus situation."
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"and stick your hand up in the air"
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"so that the group can recognise your great good work."
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"well, it runs on props, so I'm going to need to hear it. Come now."
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"I can control my urges."
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"You got that? He blinked at me!"
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"Do I need my gallbladder?"
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"Capable. I'm not sure I want the surgery."
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"- I like your shirt. - Cool."
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"your spleen is gonna say, "What happened to Frank?""
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"A clean knife!"
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"Thanks for giving me a ride to work."
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"So well struck."
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"Do I need my gallbladder?"
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"I don't have time to be dealing with your little sex pickle."
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"Carla, I assume tubby hubby here told you what happened at the taco stand."
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"- Next time he'll let you sit up front. - Maybe she'll yell "shotgun" faster."
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"Come on. This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me."
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"Yeah."
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"Things were going better for Elliot."
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"You might want to pick up a pamphlet on that new thing called chewing."
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"Look at you! High-five."
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"Well, if it isn't the Sullivan Street Cathouse!"
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"Two bits."
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"and the owner of the main house is just great."
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"Oh, he's perfect."
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"but I don't know why."
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"Mr Evans!"
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sorry. I'd love to help you,"
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"My floors are my children!"
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"Oh... dear... Lord."
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"No, I did not!"
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"and, well, death blinked."
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"Floors to wax!"
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"No one wants to live out their last years in a hospital, but people do."
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"Can I get some Jell-O, please?"
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"It's fully furnished,"
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"Thanks, man. Better?"
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"Not like the zig-zags and the cornrows and stuff."
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"and put in a pacemaker that he didn't even need."
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"Guy's choking!"
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