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Clips from Scrubs - My Drive By (S04E04)

"and, of course, bet on them."
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"We'll have some sent to your room."
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"Thank you."
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"In fact, if you look out the window, you can see him right now."
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"Yeah, I think I'm gonna keep looking."
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"Hey, did you think she was locking the door cos you're black?"
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"Unfortunately for Jake, he still had to pass muster with Turk and me,"
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"and nothing is quite as daunting as our good guy test."
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"Well, I could use a beer."
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"And finished."
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"It was my 12th birthday."
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"It's beautiful."
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"I'll call my orthopaedist."
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"Dr Murphy, I'd have more sympathy"
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"It's like corpses are out to get me."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Dr Kelso told me to stand here at exactly 12.05 with my lunch,"
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"Thanks, Ted!"
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"Everybody, gather around here."
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"Circle it up. Bring it in nice and tight."
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"and correctly diagnosed him with Lyme carditis."
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"Still, I probably couldn't have done it by myself."
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"- That's me. - Put your hand down."
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"And last but not least, there was the surgeon"
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"Can you just get out of here so we can get back to work?"
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"I've never connected with a guy like this."
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"It's only been two weeks. I know Jake better than I know myself."
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"What makes you think that I have slept with him?"
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"You've known him more than ten minutes."
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"I've been thinking about my relationships."
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"Every time one has potential, I go too fast and ruin everything."
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"- Which is? - Her on top, eyes closed"
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"- Sex is disgusting. - I know, sweetie."
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"Gotta go."
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"I'll check back with you after I look in on a few other patients."
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"What the hell?"
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"Out of my way, minions."
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"Hey, can I get..."
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"I eat here all the time."
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"I can't clear his airway. Call 911!"
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"He'll be brain dead by... I'm gonna do an emergency trach."
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"And can I get a number two, no sour cream?"
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"Hey, now, great work back there, Gandhi."
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"Besides the fact that I can carry a conversation"
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"I'm sorry. I get lost in my eyes."
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"Yeah. Now that's just a load of crap."
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"- Yeah. We will see. - We will so see!"
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"No way! She can't do that!"
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"I know we haven't taken care of that asbestos thing,"
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"I don't have the need to make everything about me. I'm not that pathetic."
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"It's important to have a plan to deal with it,"
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"even if it means never being alone with someone."
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"Of course, if that person is stubborn, there's not much you can do."
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"but I could give a horse's patootie about your floors."
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"Honestly, it was like death and I had a staring match"
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"...beep, beep."
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"OK, that's it! That's it! I can't take this anymore! That's it!"
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"- OK?! - Yeah!"
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"but undeniably impressive, exit."
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"Actually, Turk, you are slightly Cox-ish."
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"Well, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do. Floors to wax!"
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"Oh, my God. It is a completely useless organ."
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"It turns out we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth"
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"to keep you from asking the question we've been over for three days."
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"Come on. We're both in a position to get good news."
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"Enjoy."
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"Constipation Hotline."
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"- Hello? - Frick."
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"I'm going to, and believe me, when I am on top, eyes closed and screaming,"
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"you're gonna be happy you waited."
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"- So, are you a good surgeon? - I'm capable."
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"that, left to his devices, he would rent a room and have sex with it."
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""I'm gonna get freaky-deeky with my... chisel..."
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"Are you sure I don't need my gallbladder?"
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"I didn't want to ruin it by sleeping with you too fast."
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"Here, tell me you like my shirt."
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"and we're gonna be reunited this weekend. You can paraphrase."
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"- Buster's coming home. - Cool."
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"- I want you so bad right now. - Cool."
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"Guess I should get goin'."
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"You paged in the middle of a busy day. Better be important."
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"or neither one of us gets it. It's your move."
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"You've got eight seconds before this becomes rubble."
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"the reason that she is borderline attracted to you"
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"is believing you're the biggest, badass of a doctor to ever walk these halls."
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"I don't know how it happened again, but it did."
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"in the rad new wheels I found by the Dumpster,"
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"- I'm a real estate developer. - Thank God."
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"I am going to yank that gallbladder out of you so fast,"
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"That's right, your kidney named your gallbladder Frank."
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"There's not much we can do for them except try to protect their dignity,"
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"Ha! Pay up."
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"Jell-O is for winners."
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"You'll not believe the trouble I'm having finding a place to live."
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"What happened with that guest house?"
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"Perfect for what?"
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"- Thanks for the movie. - You're welcome for the movie."
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"For some reason, Jake was able to handle"
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"the piping-hot giant bowl of crazy that is Elliot Reid."
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"Oh, God! I locked the door when a black guy walked by."
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"He'll think I think he's dangerous cos he's black."
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"Not just black, but with an actual 'fro, which I don't find scary at all."
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"I thought she was locking the door."
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"Coolio. Let's go get some ice cream."
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"I got this round."
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"Be right back."
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"- Oh, my God. - Excellent choice."
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"I asked for a bike. I got a 48-year-old whore."
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"It's almost a shame I get these casts off in a week."
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"- A month. - A what?"
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"I worked too hard. Take 'em off in a month."
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"if this were the first time you'd broke your feet working in the morgue."
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"If only."
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"Anyway, I need you to give up this thing."
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"No offence, son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you"
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"driving a motorised vehicle around this hospital."
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"I know I'm pretty quick to point out other people's mistakes,"
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"but I have a son now, and I also realise that it's important"
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"to recognise when someone does something right."
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"Mr Blake, down in bed three, came in here with what seemed like"
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