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Clips from American Dad! - Poltergasm (S09E09)

"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Ah, Frankie Scott Key."
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"And how was it for you, Francine?"
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"It was great, right? Wasn't it so great?"
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"As always, Stan."
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"Couldn't have chosen a better word."
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"Uh, he means we're friends with benefits, but we're not friends."
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"All right, Mom. Creepy."
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"Klaus, you made me lose my turn!"
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"Bye."
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"This guy's got a broken funny bone."
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"Steve, I did not touch the rim."
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"You know, this isn't the first strange occurrence"
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"Roger, that is the lamest excuse ever to get an extra turn."
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"There's no such thing as ghosts."
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"that?"
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"And if you need anything at all, my name is Benji."
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"Roppongi, a bistro house with a South Asian flair."
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"And if you're looking to get your funny bone tickled,"
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"Do you know the difference"
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"And if it's nightlife you're after..."
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"Ow! My lower lumbar!"
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"And if you're looking to get your funny bone tickled..."
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"in Hayley's sex life."
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"something may have been here, but it's gone now."
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"Really have to pee, but don't want to miss anything."
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"Asparagus."
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"Was haggling with a kid about a Grimace glass."
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"As if a pizza guy has ever been murdered here"
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"This is freaking my deeky out."
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"I'm texting the one person who can help."
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"What the hell was that thing that took Mauricio?!"
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"Maybe that's why my nails have stopped growing."
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"Oh, wait. There they go."
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"Not quite."
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"Any movie scripts you write based on your experiences here,"
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"Oh, my God, I love that movie."
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"Oh, my God, that was the best sex ever!"
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"I get in, I do what I need to do, and I get the hell out."
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"fabulous."
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"I think I'm wearing it wrong."
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"Do you know the difference"
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"Absolutely incredible! Absolutely incredible."
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"If you're a Parrothead, try Jimmy Buffett's Key West Saloon"
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"located downstairs in the lobby."
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"From world-renowned chef Gordon Fukayami comes Roppongi,"
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"You did it!"
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"there's no way to get Mauricio back?"
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"I'm sorry, child, but this spirit is not gonna be satisfied"
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"And since your father isn't up to the task,"
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"I just need a new belt."
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"I did everything right."
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"Dad, you have to snap out of it."
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"All right, let's do this."
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"What's my name? What are we talking about?"
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"Ruby and I will fix up your bedroom"
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"to look just like your anniversary suite."
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"but changing the outcome, it will expel"
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"What do you mean? Before sex I'm at work."
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"But I stole this one, so don't try to return it."
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"Everything's back to normal."
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"I just acted so heterosexual"
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"where's Mauricio?"
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"Come on! Let's get out of here!"
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"The kitchen door! Let's go!"
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"Happy Halloween, baby."
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"You lied! I shook the headboard"
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"Now down it!"
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"That's 'cause they're suppositories."
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"Francine, why didn't you tell me you were so unsatisfied?"
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"I guess I was afraid of hurting your feelings."
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"I didn't say Thurston Howell! I said the Monopoly guy!"
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"But as for those sheets..."
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"babadababada- babadababada-"
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"babadababadababadababada..."
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"Klaus, that's pretty funny. Did you just think of that?"
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"I've been thinking about it for a few days."
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"You're the white man's Marvin Gaye."
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"Amazing sex, Francine."
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"Yup, you completely reduced my swelling."
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"It was... fabulous. Just fabulous."
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"It was fantastic."
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"Just think. For 20 years,"
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"I've been taking you to Satisfaction Avenue."
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"You know, that's where you..."
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"get off."
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"And then wait for the next bus, which comes right on schedule,"
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"every 96 hours."
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"Uh, yup, that's my stop, baby."
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"I'll check the fuse box."
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"Whoa, where'd you get that old candelabra?"
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"Oh, I keep it under the bed."
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"Next to the flashlight."
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"Oh, my, Hayley, who's your swarthy, chiseled friend?"
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"Mom, this is Mauricio."
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"Benefits?"
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"Well, then, just pretend I'm not here."
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"We'll try to keep it down."
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"Or don't."
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"It'd be nice to hear someone have some fun in this house."
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"That seemed to just fly off the wall all by itself."
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"Oh, well. Probably nothing."
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"Auf Wiedersehen!"
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"Sorry, Steve."
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"I just wanted to say I'm off to Atlantic City"
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"for a weekend of motivational workshops"
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"by Deepak Chopra, Phil Jackson, and George Bush."
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"The one-termer, not the hero."
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"This weekend is going to change my life."
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"Steve, will you remember to feed my pet smaller fish?"
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm on it."
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"Ooh, that's my shuttle."
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"They'll give him a half hour, they will."
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"What the hell?"
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"Yes, you did. The board buzzed."
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