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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - The Unkindest Cut (S16E16)

"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"That's not racist. That's just accurate."
Family Guy(1999)
"That was a funny story."
Family Guy(1999)
"Especially the funny part."
Family Guy(1999)
"Anything to get out on the open water, enjoy the salt air."
Family Guy(1999)
"Our top story:"
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"Besides, we haven't done anything together"
Family Guy(1999)
"- multiracial modern band! - retro swing guys!"
Family Guy(1999)
"You got to cut to the right."
Family Guy(1999)
"Stop looking at us!"
Family Guy(1999)
"I feel like everyone watching knows"
Family Guy(1999)
"I'm incapable of pleasing my wife sexually."
Family Guy(1999)
"No, the other way!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Um, try "Such heat this day.""
Family Guy(1999)
"We got to get to him first."
Family Guy(1999)
"We're going to Florida, too."
Family Guy(1999)
"I know the answer is no, but is there any chance"
Family Guy(1999)
"there's time for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh. Oh, God!"
Family Guy(1999)
"I play that with my penis-less patients to lighten the mood."
Family Guy(1999)
"Liev Schreiber gets a big kick out of it."
Family Guy(1999)
"Hang on. I'm in the middle of writing a song."
Family Guy(1999)
"- Coral Palm Motel. - Told you."
Family Guy(1999)
"I got to go get paid to scream "Make some noise!" in Vegas."
Family Guy(1999)
"It's been five days now. Why won't you just cooperate?!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Tinkle, tinkle, splash, splash, swoosh. Yeah, look at..."
Family Guy(1999)
"I can't believe it. This is horrible."
Family Guy(1999)
"so you can discover all the other exciting things"
Family Guy(1999)
"Wow, you really know your stuff, Joe."
Family Guy(1999)
"You got your titmouse."
Family Guy(1999)
"Damn it, Joe, stop with the sex birds!"
Family Guy(1999)
"You don't understand what that penis meant to me."
Family Guy(1999)
"...the sensual night ahead.""
Family Guy(1999)
"This is not good."
Family Guy(1999)
"He's got about 190 yards to the hole."
Family Guy(1999)
"And those greens are playing very fast,"
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"so he's gonna have to use caution on his approach."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, yeah."
Family Guy(1999)
"Where the Woman Doesn't Know the Guy's Gay."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, she teaches here at the high school"
Family Guy(1999)
"Damn it! Why did I even open the door?!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Here's a suggestion."
Family Guy(1999)
"I think it's the guy talking!"
Family Guy(1999)
"It worked!"
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"_"
Family Guy(1999)
"Stop staring, Cleveland!"
Family Guy(1999)
"The doctor says I can't get seawater in it."
Family Guy(1999)
"Next to a snowball from the winter, if you can believe that."
Family Guy(1999)
"Nurse, you put it on there. I'm not gay."
Family Guy(1999)
"My mailing address is in the flash drive."
Family Guy(1999)
"When I heard there was a reward,"
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"I've earned this."
Family Guy(1999)
"So, Quagmire, how's the new rod holding up?"
Family Guy(1999)
"- What? - Uh-huh."
Family Guy(1999)
"Don't be. Anyway, I got to take a leak."
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, seems he hasn't missed a beat."
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
Family Guy(1999)
"Is it me, or does David Ortiz"
Family Guy(1999)
"look just like the mom on Good Times?"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Oh, Peter, that's racist. - Well, no. Look."
Family Guy(1999)
"I take it back."
Family Guy(1999)
"Hey, guys, guess who's got the keys"
Family Guy(1999)
"to a speedboat just sitting down at the station?"
Family Guy(1999)
"How'd you get a speedboat?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Well, it's a funny story."
Family Guy(1999)
"You really delivered on your promise."
Family Guy(1999)
"All right, who's up for waterskiing?!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Hell yeah! - All right!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Yeah, let's do it!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, that sounds amazing! I love boats."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, they're already gone."
Family Guy(1999)
"No, you didn't widen enough."
Family Guy(1999)
"But you still can't come."
Family Guy(1999)
"Good evening, Quahog. Just parking. Be there in a sec."
Family Guy(1999)
"authorities have uncovered a mob-run prescription drug ring"
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"targeting Goldman's Pharmacy."
Family Guy(1999)
"The scam involved fraudulent prescriptions"
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"submitted for dead people."
Family Guy(1999)
"Pharmacist Mort Goldman failed to report"
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"to authorities for questioning."
Family Guy(1999)
"A $10,000 bounty has been offered for his return."
Family Guy(1999)
"$10,000? That's a lot of money."
Family Guy(1999)
"Could be our money, Brian."
Family Guy(1999)
"We could find Mort. Easily."
Family Guy(1999)
"since our confusing two-host talk show."
Family Guy(1999)
"So, Chris Pratt, I hear you have a new movie out."
Family Guy(1999)
"So, Chris, you're from Seattle?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Chris, what was it like working with Amy Poehler?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Hey, Chris, anything you can tell us about Guardians 3?"
Family Guy(1999)
"- Chris! Chris! - Chris! Chris!"
Family Guy(1999)
"- we have with Chris Pratt. - Take it away,"
Family Guy(1999)
"- The Stewie Griffin Show stay - The Brian Griffin Show stay"
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"Waterskiing!"
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"- All right! - Water-sitting!"
Family Guy(1999)
"No, no, it's counterintuitive. You got to cut left."
Family Guy(1999)
"I know how to drive."
Family Guy(1999)
"Ugh! Maybe we won't be going waterskiing today."
Family Guy(1999)
"Shut up, Joe."
Family Guy(1999)
"Hey, you want some help? I do this all the time."
Family Guy(1999)
"[BLEEP] Get back in your car with your wife!"
Family Guy(1999)
"When you're going backwards, everything's the opposite."
Family Guy(1999)
"Oh, really? Thanks, driving instructor."
Family Guy(1999)
"Now cut the wheel. Cut the wheel!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Ah, hell, we're gonna be on the Internet."
Family Guy(1999)
"You know what? Screw it."
Family Guy(1999)
"Let's boat!"
Family Guy(1999)
"Cleveland, aren't you waterskiing?"
Family Guy(1999)
"- I don't like getting wet. - Oh, come on."
Family Guy(1999)
"What's the worst that could happen?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Mort must have panicked after the pharmacy bust and fled town."
Family Guy(1999)
"If we're gonna collect our ten grand,"
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"we need to figure out where he went."
Family Guy(1999)
"Crap. His computer is password-protected."
Family Guy(1999)
"Nope."
Family Guy(1999)
"How about "This fish is cold, I want a refund"?"
Family Guy(1999)
"No."
Family Guy(1999)
""But I lost the receipt.""
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"Bingo."
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