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Clips from Family Guy - McStroke (S06E06)

"The left half of his body is completely paralyzed."
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"Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel?"
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"Had better days, Lois. Had better days."
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"Mom, it's been three months. When is Dad gonna get better?"
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"Chris, I've already explained this to you."
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"Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover."
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"Lois! Bring me another beer, please!"
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"Uh..."
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"- I'm handing you a beer. - You are handing it to my stroke arm."
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"This is my good arm. Bring the beer over here!"
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"That's better!"
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"I took a bunch of pictures. You can see them on my MySpace page,"
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"along with my favorite songs and movies, and things that other people have created,"
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"but that I use to express my individualism."
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"Yeah, I have mine ironically."
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"Hey, why don't you guys get lost? I have to talk to Connie."
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"That's what. No, but seriously,"
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"there's something I want to talk to you about."
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"Sure, Zac. Anything for you."
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"You wanna go out to Anal Point this weekend,"
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"Sweet. We're gonna have a real raging time."
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"Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple."
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"- Uh, Lois? - Yeah?"
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"Uh, Peter's getting in the car."
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"Uh oh, overflow, population common group, but it'll do"
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"Save yourself, serve yourself"
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"World serves its own needs Listen to your heart bleed"
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"Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right"
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"You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight"
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"Bright light, feeling pretty psyched"
Family Guy
"I, or rather, my alter ego, Zac Sawyer,"
Family Guy
"am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High."
Family Guy
"Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one."
Family Guy
"Congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now."
Family Guy
"Oh, no, Brian. I'm enjoying myself too much."
Family Guy
"Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico"
Family Guy
"Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea."
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think,"
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""Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there,""
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"but then you fold in the side-view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that.""
Family Guy
"Well, in that scenario, it sounds like"
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"I'd rather be the parking space than the car."
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"Yeah, that's what I've always guessed."
Family Guy
"I hate being all strokey."
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"This is all your fault, McBurgertown."
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"You and your delicious hamburgers. I swear, I'll get back at you someday"
Family Guy
"for what you did to me and what you did to Wimpy!"
Family Guy
"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
Family Guy
"If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again."
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"- How long was I in there? - About five minutes."
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"Why are we not funding this?"
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"Sweetheart, that's incredible! And it only took five minutes?"
Family Guy
"Five minutes. I went in there, they injected me"
Family Guy
"with a little bit of that fetal crap, and bam! Good old gambling man Peter."
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"And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown!"
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"And I'm gonna sue them for it."
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"Yeah, besides, Peter, those companies have huge legal divisions."
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"- You can't fight that. - I'll find a way,"
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"This court finds"
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"What? Hey, come on, that's not fair!"
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, what did you expect? They have 100 lawyers,"
Family Guy
"and you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today,"
Family Guy
"What did I tell you, Peter?"
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"Oh, yes, I can. This ain't over, Brian."
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? I've tackled tougher jobs before."
Family Guy
"Remember that time I was Robin Williams' jumping-off point?"
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"- Okay, religion. - Religion! You kill me, I kill you,"
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"You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so."
Family Guy
"Because Mr. Happy gets tired. Religion!"
Family Guy
"Uh..."
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"- Politics. - Politics!"
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""Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." " But this is our oil.""
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"You know what, I'm gonna take a five-minute break."
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"Ow! Ow! Ow!"
Family Guy
"You enjoy the movie, baby?"
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"Yeah. But I think I'm gonna enjoy this even more."
Family Guy
"No thanks, I am stuffed."
Family Guy
"- Oh, my God. - Yeah. I am ready for sex!"
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"Is there more underneath, or is that it?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Zac, just get the hell out of my car!"
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"looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries,"
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"You don't look Asian."
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"Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere."
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"Wait, wait. Let me get our general manager."
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"Peter, what the hell do you expect to accomplish here?"
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"I'm gonna find just the right piece of incriminating evidence"
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"to bring down this company."
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"At that time, our value meal consisted of"
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"a hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike."
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"- Wow. How much did all that cost? - Back in the '50s? One straw penny."
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"And in here, we're test-marketing a new mascot,"
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"Meaty, the Quick to Anger Clown."
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"Hey, kids! Who likes McBurgertown burgers?"
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"- We're still ironing that one out. - Hey, what's in there?"
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me for a second,"
Family Guy
"I have to go to the bathroom for about 30 minutes,"
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"Please give me your word that you won't go in that door."
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"- Peter, this is your chance! - Brian, I gave him my word."
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"My, God, what is this?"
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"Sir, you are correct."
Family Guy
"But in here, we call it DaCow."
Family Guy
"except we spell the cow part c-o-w."
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"Like "cow." So it's kind of... It's sort of a dark joke."
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"They have killed a great many of us, including my beloved wife."
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"This is the evidence you've been looking for!"
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"If we can get you out of here, would you be willing"
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"to testify publicly about these atrocities?"
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"You leave that to us. Come on."
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"Charcoal burning everywhere"
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"What the hell is going on here?"
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"Nothing, baby penis!"
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"You're a disgrace, you know that?"
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"Hey, you're the one with the tiny penis."
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"You know, Connie, look. You're right. I behaved like a fool."
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"And I apologize, but before I go, could I maybe have one last kiss?"
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"Well, I guess so."
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"Look! This girl is making out with a baby! A nude baby!"
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"That's right. To hell with you all. I am who I am."
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"Here comes the story of the hurricane"
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