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Clips from Family Guy - McStroke (S06E06)

"now that you have a mustache."
Family Guy
"Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been,"
Family Guy
"and I might answer most of your questions with a story,"
Family Guy
"but mostly, my mustache tells people"
Family Guy
"that I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open,"
Family Guy
"and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones."
Family Guy
"Do not stand behind me. Because I will get scared."
Family Guy
"And now back to One Tree Hill."
Family Guy
"Dude, let me tell you something."
Family Guy
"There is nothing that'll ever happen in the rest of our lives"
Family Guy
"that's as important as what's going on right here,"
Family Guy
"right now, in high school, by these lockers."
Family Guy
"I've got so many problems."
Family Guy
"Hey. Nothing that can't be fixed by staring at a lake."
Family Guy
"These problems matter"
Family Guy
"God, these high school students are lame."
Family Guy
"I'm a freakin' baby, and I'm cooler than they are."
Family Guy
"What the hell do you know about high school?"
Family Guy
"Are you kidding? These kids today are so easy to manipulate."
Family Guy
"If you plopped me in the middle of a high school,"
Family Guy
"Really? Would you care to place a wager on that?"
Family Guy
"Okay, if I win, and you can't do it,"
Family Guy
"Okay, and if I win, you have to go online"
Family Guy
"and download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal,"
Family Guy
""Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?""
Family Guy
"- So, is it a bet? - Yeah, fine."
Family Guy
"- Kiss on it? Oh! - What?"
Family Guy
"Wow, Dad, you're up early."
Family Guy
"I watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket."
Family Guy
"Gosh, mustache culture is pretty cool."
Family Guy
"You betcha, son. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,"
Family Guy
"you got me last Christmas."
Family Guy
"Dad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks."
Family Guy
"Yeah, looks like it's in pretty good shape."
Family Guy
"- Can I pick it up? - I wouldn't."
Family Guy
"Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here,"
Family Guy
"Wow, all this stuff looks pretty good."
Family Guy
"- Can we get some salami and... - Brian, Brian, let me handle this."
Family Guy
"- Peter, what are you doing? - Speaking Italian."
Family Guy
"Hi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?"
Family Guy
"Yes, it is. What's the secret password?"
Family Guy
"- Mustache. - All right. Come on in."
Family Guy
"There's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum."
Family Guy
"Have we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,"
Family Guy
"as it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I think we just send a nice card. Just make sure it has a mustache on it."
Family Guy
"- Point of mustache. - The chair recognizes your mustache."
Family Guy
"Good mustache question."
Family Guy
"We have a new product in our mustache catalog"
Family Guy
"that makes a great stocking stuffer. We call it the Must-Stash."
Family Guy
"- Good mustache. - Good mustache."
Family Guy
"All right, dog, here we go. Prepare to lose a bet,"
Family Guy
"'cause I'm about to become the most popular boy in school."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. Who are you? - My name is Zac Sawyer."
Family Guy
"I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving"
Family Guy
"Sex-Having High School."
Family Guy
"Wow, if he says one more cool thing, he's in."
Family Guy
"I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts."
Family Guy
"- Wow! - Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"You've checkmated my teenage cynicism!"
Family Guy
"Excellent. I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap."
Family Guy
"Whoo!"
Family Guy
"I respect women when I'm on a date"
Family Guy
"I take them to the park or maybe a museum"
Family Guy
"Whoo-hoo!"
Family Guy
"What, what, what, what I say what, what"
Family Guy
"Help out your mom and dad by getting a job"
Family Guy
"So you can help pay for school supplies"
Family Guy
"Say ho!"
Family Guy
"Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house"
Family Guy
"Someone just cleaned that floor"
Family Guy
"Peter, don't you think you're kind of letting that mustache"
Family Guy
"People with mustaches look out for each other."
Family Guy
"Hey. Oh, hey!"
Family Guy
"- Hey! - Hey. Jeffrey,"
Family Guy
"- Peter Griffin has a mustache! - No way!"
Family Guy
"- Way! - Ohhh!"
Family Guy
"I know!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Peter, look! McBurgertown is on fire!"
Family Guy
"Hey, that guy has a mustache! Grab him!"
Family Guy
"Uh... Okay, you just want me to spray the water at the fire and try to put it out?"
Family Guy
"He knows everything about what we do."
Family Guy
"Help!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! There's somebody trapped inside!"
Family Guy
"Wait. If I go in there, I could get hurt."
Family Guy
"No. No, with great mustache comes great responsibility."
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"God bless you, sir, you saved my life."
Family Guy
"But at what cost? At what cost?"
Family Guy
"- Peter, have you seen Brian? - No, Lois, I have not."
Family Guy
"Well, I haven't seen him since this morning, and I..."
Family Guy
"What is that on your head?"
Family Guy
"It's a mustache, Lois! What, you never seen a mustache before?"
Family Guy
"Lois, would you mind calling the police or something?"
Family Guy
"Quiet, mustache!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing,"
Family Guy
"but get a grip on yourself. Let Brian down."
Family Guy
"No. I'm not living my life without a mustache."
Family Guy
"Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas."
Family Guy
"Hello, I'm looking for Peter Griffin."
Family Guy
"- I'm Peter Griffin. - Mr. Griffin, my name is Todd Meyers."
Family Guy
"I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, you're the guy who cost me my mustache."
Family Guy
"What, did you come over here to rape my daughter?"
Family Guy
"No, I own the restaurant. And to show my gratitude,"
Family Guy
"I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers."
Family Guy
"Free burgers?"
Family Guy
"Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt."
Family Guy
"- You wanna have sex? - No."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, no, no."
Family Guy
"No. No."
Family Guy
"Peter, you should really slow down. You've already had, like, 30 hamburgers."
Family Guy
"Shut up, Brian. It relieves the pain of mustachelessness."
Family Guy
"Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything"
Family Guy
"on the left half of my body."
Family Guy
"Really? That doesn't sound good."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, someone call an ambulance!"
Family Guy
"Doctor, what happened? Is he gonna be okay?"
Family Guy
"Mrs. Griffin, your husband has had a stroke."
Family Guy
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