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Clips from Family Guy - McStroke (S06E06)

"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"He's collecting Cleveland's mail while he's out of town."
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"Grape Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly,"
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"Except when he goes directly to jail."
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"I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy"
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"I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world."
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"The refrigerator can't hurt me. Okay?"
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"Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse Vagina,"
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"Oh! I think it's sexy."
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"Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen?"
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"He was incredibly gay."
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"that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated,"
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"Ew! That's the ugliest thing the fat man's grown since that horse leg."
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"Hey, Peter, have you seen my... Ah!"
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"High school is such a serious thing"
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"I could be the most popular kid there in a week."
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"and you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,"
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"Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris."
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"- Would you like that? - Would I?"
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"and now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right."
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"Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache."
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"Good afternoon, mustache wearers. Don't forget to help yourself to the buffet."
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"What can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness?"
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"The slogan is, " You must stash your Must-Stash in the mustache.""
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"That'll be all for today."
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"- Whoa! That sounds awesome. - No, it's lame. Everything's lame."
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"- Oh, my God, you're so cool! - You're so awesome!"
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"Ha! Ha!"
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"And I only try to kiss them if they're ready"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"Say what, what!"
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"Ha! Ha!"
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"consume your personality?"
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"Shut up, Brian."
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"It's out of control! We need someone to man the other hose!"
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"We need your help! Take this hose!"
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"Of course he does. Look at that giant horse vagina."
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"My mustache!"
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"Mustache fart."
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"And it's working. I no longer feel the pain."
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"Peter, are you winking at me?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Uh..."
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"Lois. You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing?"
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"So, I'm shaving last night at this make-out party."
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"I have a MySpace page, too."
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"see what all the buzz is about?"
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"OMG, that'd be so awesome!"
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"It's the end of the world as we know it"
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"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"
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"Well, Brian, you've lost your bet."
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"this Saturday night at Anal Point?"
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"Ah! I've heard about that place."
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"with the help of my snarky cat lawyer, Meowsy McDermott."
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"You've gotta be kitten me!"
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"Case dismissed."
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"One man can't take on a multinational fast food conglomerate."
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"Those people are bad, and I'm gonna prove it to the world."
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""Yeeha! Well, here's my missile." "Okay, take it! Take it!" Politics!"
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"Five-minute break! What are you, a construction worker?"
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""Hey, baby, I'm not gay! " " Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?""
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"So are we just gonna sit here and talk, or are we gonna do it?"
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"All right, baby, those are the magic words. Check out my penis!"
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"That's it? That was sex? What a rip-off. I should sue her."
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"Ha!"
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"Pardon me, we're two Asian businessmen"
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"and we'd like a tour of your facility."
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"Evidence, Brian."
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"- I do! - There was more to my question!"
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"- Okay. - Good. See you in a half hour."
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"The hell with that. Let's see what's behind this door."
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"This must be the McBurgertown slaughterhouse."
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"- DaCow? - DaCow,"
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"Unfortunately, life in a slaughterhouse is no laughing matter."
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"Peter, this is it!"
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"Another Pleasant Valley Sunday"
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"Here in status-symbol land"
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"Hey, hey, what's up, Lucas?"
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"What the hell's your problem?"
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"Well, yes, I have a baby..."
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"I think they're messy."
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"Hey!"
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"Quiet, everybody, this is it."
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"but always remember,"
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"what I have done here today is not a courageous act."
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"Peter said I could stay here."
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"Yeah, I should stop you there. I didn't really promise anything."
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"I just said, "Maybe, if it was okay with Lois.""
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"Boy, it seems like a real burden to me."
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"- Mom, where's Dad? - Over across the street."
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"Black guy mail!"
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"Peter, you're just supposed to pick up Cleveland's mail,"
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"not go through it."
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"Lois, black people are different than you and I."
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"Boy, Cleveland gets a lot of magazines."
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"The Fruit Punch Reader."
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"Hey, what you got there, Stewie?"
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"Wow, look at these men! What class. What grace."
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"And all because of a little upper-lip hair."
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"Lois, I am gonna grow a mustache."
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"Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy."
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"fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be."
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"Hey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this?"
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"I am a monster. I am going to bite your fingers."
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"Here I come. I'm going to get you."
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"Ah! I don't want to play anymore. Normal voice, normal voice."
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"Oh, my God, Dad! What's on your face?"
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"Meg, it goes by many names."
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"but I prefer the term mustache."
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"- I think it's gay. - It's not gay, Brian."
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"If I'm gay, then Freddie Mercury was gay."
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"I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father"
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