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Clips from Family Guy - Play It Again, Brian (S06E06)

"...and we could pay you for it. - It's real easy, I promise."
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"I mean, you've spent time watching children, right?"
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"You mind stopping by tomorrow morning?"
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"All I need now is the boy"
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"Got my striped tie Got my hopes high"
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"Got the time and the place And I got rhythm"
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"If he'll Just appear we'll"
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"My striped tie And my best-pressed tweed"
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"Brian, this is wonderful. I feel like one of the Kennedys."
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"This resort offers wonderful amenities."
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"Hey, they also have stork startling."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha! Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence."
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"- Ah, this is so wonderfully peaceful. - Yeah, it really is another world out here."
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"And just so quiet."
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"Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh"
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"I'm half shark And half Peter"
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"Don't come near me I will eat you"
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"Peter, will you knock that off? It's getting annoying."
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"All right, fine. I'm gonna go scare some people."
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"Heh. Nobody'll buy it. There are no sharks out here."
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"Lots of people swimming up there. I could pig out if I wanted to."
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"But I'm watching my weight because..."
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"Plus, I ate a dog yesterday and now I got a bone stuck in my anus."
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"All right, children, your mammy and pappy..."
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"...asked me to look after you for the next couple days."
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"So I wanna lay down a few ground rules."
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"No cussing, clean your plates..."
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"...and only a half-hour of radio and then it's off to bed."
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"- Well, that sucks. - And don't you mouth off to me..."
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"...or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis."
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"No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17-year-old girl and I don't need you here."
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"...but you're a 17-year-old girl, and I don't need you here."
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"What do you think is keeping Peter?"
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"Well, you're here, Lois, that's enough for me."
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"Oh, you always know just what to say."
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"The Adventures of Haskell: The Mystery Horse."
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"Thank you. Where am I gonna go next?"
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"What interesting adventure? You don't know."
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"I'll have my award now."
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"And now, reading a passage from his grand prize-winning short essay..."
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"..."Amazing Grace," tonight's guest of honor, Mr. Brian Griffin."
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""She was Grace, in name and in essence."
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"To those she loved, she exuded strength, life, laughter and light."
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"And to me, also sorrow..."
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"...for circumstance had bound her to my best friend..."
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"Nothing from the first day I saw her..."
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"...and no one that has happened to me since..."
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"...has ever been as frightening and as confusing."
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"...to make me feel more sure, more insecure, more important..."
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"...and less significant. ""
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"That was beautiful, Brian."
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"You've been a good son, Brian. And I'm sorry you're so sick."
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"- What? - Peter, where the hell have you been?"
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"Every time you... We go to a hotel..."
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"I found it."
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"Lois. Griffin."
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"You're a piece of work, you know that? An hour late and you're drunk."
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"You had an opportunity to share a beautiful moment with Brian..."
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"...and you wasted it."
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"Wasted it like the Osmond family wastes water."
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"Who's in the shower? Is it Donny?"
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"No, I showered earlier. It could be Merrill."
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"- Merrill's right here. - Well, where's Jimmy?"
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"Jimmy's running through the sprinklers in the yard."
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"- Is it Marie? - No, no one's in there."
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"So the shower's just running with no one in there?"
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"- Hey, good morning. - Oh, good morning, Brian."
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"Oh, that's a lovely fragrance you're wearing. What is it?"
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"Oh, this? This is Hartz Mountain Flea Dip."
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"Kills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent."
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"Almost as potent as the inspiration you give me..."
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"...to plumb the deepest fathoms of my soul..."
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"...for a literary bounty of truth and loveliness."
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"Ahh, that's so much better."
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"Morning, Lois."
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"I'm sorry about last night. I promise I'll make it up to you."
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"Well, if you really mean that..."
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"...I was hoping we could go paddle boating today."
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"Great. But can we do it after 5? There's a ballgame on."
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"Oh, well, then, maybe Brian and I can hang out."
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"- Do you mind, Brian? - No, not at all."
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"Good. Can you move? You're blocking the screen."
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"We now return to Damn, Nature, You Scary! on BET."
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"Damn, that motherfucker run fast. You see that shit?"
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"That thing come by my house, I'll kill it."
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"That little rat-looking thing just got ate! Damn, nature, you scary."
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"- Y'all know what day it is? No."
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"- It's bath day. - Oh, I don't wanna take a bath."
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"Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me."
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"But I can't wash myself."
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"Know anybody with a pair of strong young hands..."
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"...to help me in and out of the tub?"
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"Oh, rats."
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"I had so much fun today, Brian."
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"So did I. Hey, you feel like grabbing something to eat?"
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"...but Peter and I, we're gonna get dinner at that little place by the..."
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"Well, heh, looks like I am free. Hey, you know what might be fun?"
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"How about we just order room service and watch a couple of bad movies?"
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"Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky."
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"I said a bad movie, not an abortion."
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"This is gonna be great. A whole evening with Lois."
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"We are gonna have a fun time."
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"Lois, my darling."
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"A couple of steaks, some wine, maybe a couple of sundaes."
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"A little music, some candlelight."
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"Lois, my darling."
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"This is Lois, Peter's wife."
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"How can I even think about trying anything?"
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"- Hello? Hey, Brian, it's me."
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"I got a question for you. Herbert and I are playing Scattergories..."
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"...would you count NyQuil as a beverage? - Um..."
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"- No, right? - No."
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"Yeah, not gonna fly, old man. Thanks, Brian."
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"Oh, that is bullshit."
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"- This is so much fun, Brian. - Well, it's a Saturday night..."
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"...sorry the video-store pickings were a little sparse."
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"Hope you like Roman Holiday."
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"You bitch. I'm gonna punch you in the face."
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"That was a lovely dinner. I saved all my scraps in a bag for you."
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"Thanks."
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