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Clips from Scrubs - My Ocardial Infarction (S04E04)

"Co-chiefy, got you a little somethin' somethin'."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, awesome!"
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"Bottom line, Elliot and I are the greatest co-chief residents of all time."
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"the worst co-chief residents of all time. In case you haven't noticed,"
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"and news flash, your job is to catch whatever they're flinging."
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"We figured out a fair way to schedule all the interns' shifts."
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"Whoever gets Dr Reid's top back to her first doesn't have to work this weekend."
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"Commence the scuffle."
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"- I mean, for God's... - Sake, Brent!"
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"I mean, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut..."
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"Still, it's not like we didn't keep the interns on their toes."
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"So, Lonnie, get in here and see the effects of cirrhosis of the liver."
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"Here's your shirt, Dr Reid."
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"It's my trophy."
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"I call these train wreck codes. Not my forte."
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"I've got your back. Laverne, bolus with amiodarone."
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"Grab me central line kit. I'll bag him. Run the fluids."
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"I honestly didn't understand how she could do so many things at once."
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"Fourteen across. Four letters."
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"T-o-t-o. Toto."
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"OK. He's stable."
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"My problem is that I've never been much of a multi-tasker."
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"For instance, I can't eat and watch TV"
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"Hello? Whoa!"
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"- Throttle's stuck! Tater tots. Whoa! - Over here. You can get back outside."
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"Oh, Barbie."
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"ding ding ding ding, I already found her. Figure it out."
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"Elliot, if you need help, just ask Dr Diagnosis."
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"I test my blood sugar, you bet high or low, and 25% goes to diabetes."
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"This game is sick."
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"Yes!"
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"You've been sneaking brownies, haven't you?"
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"Don't think that when you go blind I'm gonna go get you no seeing-eye dog."
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""Tupac, may I have some waffles?" "Would you like some syrup?""
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"Maybe Ms Kasuba has a perinephric abscess."
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"Know what helps me when I'm diagnosing?"
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"You see, the packets are neatly stacked."
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"Plus, that coffee cup has a lipstick of a certain very hot Nurse Tisdale."
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"Thong!"
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"Say, that was some real Nancy Drew stuff there... Nancy."
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"Did you feel that you weren't quite annoying enough"
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"Well, you're the number one jealous..."
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"Dorian's the most annoying man in the world!"
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"Who would have ever thought a journeyman annoyer like Dorian?"
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"There's a serious problem with not getting to know our patients."
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"You have patients on the floor. What can you tell us about them?"
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"Not again."
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"Milady."
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"Acute intermittent porphyria!"
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"I figured it out! All right, who's got Dr Cox's pager number?"
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"There it is. Laverne, I'm gonna need you to get"
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"what'd this guy do to get his foot cut off?"
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"of that train wreck code you could use a win."
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"The worst thing is realising when a friend is taking pity on you."
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"- I've never been a great liar. - Lookin' straight, Bruce."
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"I know. And your guilty anguish is... delicious."
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"I don't get it. When'd she become a better doctor?"
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"Good morning, Dr Cox, from the world's most giant doctor."
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"That was outside the hospital. Plus, Elliot was the legs."
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"If you could just help me with these train wreck codes."
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"have had enough training to help each other."
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"and I'm bettin' that you do,"
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"you had best tuck that ridiculously feminine tail of yours"
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"I'm thinking that's just about it."
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"The... These are my goodbye guns."
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"- You taught Todd the slap thing? - Nope. How was surgery?"
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"- Have a cookie. - Nah, Laverne."
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"You want me to hobble her?"
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"was because our... a capella band was practicing."
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"Yeah, yeah. And I don't think it's going too far to say"
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"- Damn! - J.D., it's OK. It's good practice."
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"That's why we're down here."
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"You know, I don't like you guys playing with my cadavers."
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"He keeps it cold."
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"I don't know what to do when everything goes wrong at once."
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"Everything will slow down and you can tackle each thing as it comes."
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"That's your big secret? Breathing?"
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"while I've cried in closets, hid from Dr Cox,"
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"and relied on you every day to get me through it."
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"Ever since I got this thing, I've been joking around about it,"
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"sneaking cookies, and hiding from it."
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"You don't understand."
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"talking about how proud I am of my husband and how he's handling this."
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"How he's able to make jokes about it and money."
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"It's OK to be afraid. I am."
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"Come on, Janitor."
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"Bring it in. Oh, God."
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"One, two, three."
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"- Hibbleton. - Hibbleton."
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"I found myself looking down on Mr Kravitz,"
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"You've got to be kidding, Mr Kravitz. Twice?"
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"No pulse."
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"I'm the world's most, most giant doct..."
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"Good morning."
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"Yes... for these."
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"You got the tiny Post-lts!"
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"And I have a dentist appointment that got moved to Tuesday at 4 pm."
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""Don't floss before you come in. It makes your gums bloody.""
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"You two are, without a doubt,"
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"we've got ourselves one hospital chock-full of monkey interns,"
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"- Hope it doesn't rain today. - Me too."
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"We knew how to protect the interns from Dr Kelso."
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"Son, please tell me you come with a money-back guarantee,"
Scrubs
"because I'd like to get something useful like a can of Brent remover."
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"When are you gonna wake up and use that..."
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"Rock that you've been calling your skull?"
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"He's gone. He's gone."
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"Look, Brent, you are doing fine."
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"But it was still very startling."
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"Wow, Daisy. Enjoy your weekend, you little scrapper."
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"Now, Daisy, I'm supposed to ask you, can Lonnie have his lower lip back?"
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"Hey, this guy's coding."
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"Don't get me wrong, I can handle a code, but every so often,"
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"everything that can conceivably go wrong goes wrong at once."
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"- He's in VF. - We've lost an airway."
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"- He's blown a pupil. - OK, give me a second, all right?"
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"Luckily, that's when Elliot's at her best."
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"Look out! Look out..."
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"I believe it. It was cool."
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