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Clips from Scrubs - My Dumb Luck (S07E07)

It's a poly-nylon blend. Do you really like it?

"It's a poly-nylon blend. Do you really like it?"

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Great.

"Great."

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This is even worse than when they decided

"This is even worse than when they decided"

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But that sucked, too.

"But that sucked, too."

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First we have to handle something.

"First we have to handle something."

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And he was back again.

"And he was back again."

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So, Turk, yesterday I had this patient I just could not diagnose.

"So, Turk, yesterday I had this patient I just could not diagnose."

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I did feel like a jackass.

"I did feel like a jackass."

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But then I was able to figure out what was wrong with him.

"But then I was able to figure out what was wrong with him."

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Quick! Distract the bear with a casual greeting.

"Quick! Distract the bear with a casual greeting."

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I'm free! I'm free!

"I'm free! I'm free!"

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It's finally over! I'm free!

"It's finally over! I'm free!"

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Are you not talking because your mouth is filling up with blood?

"Are you not talking because your mouth is filling up with blood?"

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At certain times in our lives, we all get introspective.

"At certain times in our lives, we all get introspective."

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Taking it all in, too?

"Taking it all in, too?"

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I want to get all nostalgic and crap.

"I want to get all nostalgic and crap."

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Anyway, when I started here, I was only 26.

"Anyway, when I started here, I was only 26."

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And I bet deep down,

"And I bet deep down,"

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Ted, no talking.

"Ted, no talking."

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Why would anyone want to save Kelso's job?

"Why would anyone want to save Kelso's job?"

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But then again, you two are young enough and attractive enough

"But then again, you two are young enough and attractive enough"

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Here's what you do,

"Here's what you do,"

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There's a Board meeting tonight.

"There's a Board meeting tonight."

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But, in return,

"But, in return,"

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Why would we do that?

"Why would we do that?"

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Because I'm the biggest moverlshaker in this dump.

"Because I'm the biggest moverlshaker in this dump."

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Are you familiar with the term "delusions of grandeur"?

"Are you familiar with the term "delusions of grandeur"?"

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who can control people's actions with his mind.

"who can control people's actions with his mind."

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If that would've worked it would've freaked you out. You'd have loved it!

"If that would've worked it would've freaked you out. You'd have loved it!"

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Well then, to us.

"Well then, to us."

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Say, what's up with your arm?

"Say, what's up with your arm?"

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I check my email or I pick up a copy of US Weekly

"I check my email or I pick up a copy of US Weekly"

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make like an orderly and take that urine sample down to the lab.

"make like an orderly and take that urine sample down to the lab."

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Money, right?

"Money, right?"

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How does that have anything to do with what Dr Cox said?

"How does that have anything to do with what Dr Cox said?"

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What did Dr Cox say?

"What did Dr Cox say?"

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No, the security guard will keep him out of traffic.

"No, the security guard will keep him out of traffic."

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You know, when I was an intern, they made us work 60-hour shifts.

"You know, when I was an intern, they made us work 60-hour shifts."

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Yeah, quite a few colleagues got drummed out

"Yeah, quite a few colleagues got drummed out"

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because they couldn't cope.

"because they couldn't cope."

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I'll never forget the day we caught Seth Finkel

"I'll never forget the day we caught Seth Finkel"

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gently cradling a cadaver head

"gently cradling a cadaver head"

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which he swore belonged to his ex-girlfriend, Millie.

"which he swore belonged to his ex-girlfriend, Millie."

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Ironically, Millie donated her body to science

"Ironically, Millie donated her body to science"

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Now why on Earth would I do that?

"Now why on Earth would I do that?"

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For some reason, she thinks if you call a man "slick,"

"For some reason, she thinks if you call a man "slick,""

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It also works on lesbians, so...

"It also works on lesbians, so..."

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You know that deep down inside you're okay with Kelso running this place.

"You know that deep down inside you're okay with Kelso running this place."

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You don't remember where you left that cup of pee, do you?

"You don't remember where you left that cup of pee, do you?"

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Dude.

"Dude."

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My first kill was a 19-year-old girl.

"My first kill was a 19-year-old girl."

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She came in with severe abdominal pain.

"She came in with severe abdominal pain."

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I should've checked for that.

"I should've checked for that."

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But by the time I discovered my mistake, it was too late.

"But by the time I discovered my mistake, it was too late."

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we'll get all the non-medical personnel, too.

"we'll get all the non-medical personnel, too."

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Well, well. Look who's come crawling back

"Well, well. Look who's come crawling back"

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through the desert of shame to the oasis of hope,

"through the desert of shame to the oasis of hope,"

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I would have to throw a cup of acid on it to keep it from having power over me.

"I would have to throw a cup of acid on it to keep it from having power over me."

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Okay. I remember we were walking this way,

"Okay. I remember we were walking this way,"

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No, no. Mrs Butler, back in here.

"No, no. Mrs Butler, back in here."

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Sir, my shift started two hours ago. I should really go.

"Sir, my shift started two hours ago. I should really go."

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You know, there are some things I sure as hell will not miss about this place.

"You know, there are some things I sure as hell will not miss about this place."

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It all comes down to dumb luck.

"It all comes down to dumb luck."

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Google that bitch!

"Google that bitch!"

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Cox's patient has all of those.

"Cox's patient has all of those."

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Or how around here, once the ball starts rolling,

"Or how around here, once the ball starts rolling,"

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Sorry, sir, did you have another?

"Sorry, sir, did you have another?"

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Or how around here, once the ball starts rolling,

"Or how around here, once the ball starts rolling,"

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Or how medical skill doesn't matter, it's all just dumb luck.

"Or how medical skill doesn't matter, it's all just dumb luck."

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You ask him. If I do it, he'll say something mean

"You ask him. If I do it, he'll say something mean"

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What's the occasion?

"What's the occasion?"

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Oh, for the love of God.

"Oh, for the love of God."

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1985 was gonna be my year.

"1985 was gonna be my year."

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and best of all, they made me Chief of Medicine,

"and best of all, they made me Chief of Medicine,"

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so I was the king, right?

"so I was the king, right?"

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I had to make one unpopular decision after another,

"I had to make one unpopular decision after another,"

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I'd like to fudge the paperwork a little bit, keep him around longer,

"I'd like to fudge the paperwork a little bit, keep him around longer,"

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you swallow every time you suck your teeth

"you swallow every time you suck your teeth"

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You're not even gonna be around any more.

"You're not even gonna be around any more."

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if you want to fudge the paperwork, I want a promise from you

"if you want to fudge the paperwork, I want a promise from you"

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He knows just how to play me.

"He knows just how to play me."

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Unlike your husband, who would probably cave

"Unlike your husband, who would probably cave"

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It does. Turk drew it for me.

"It does. Turk drew it for me."

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Come on, Jordan, think. There's got to be a way.

"Come on, Jordan, think. There's got to be a way."

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You know, there might be something I can do to change his mind.

"You know, there might be something I can do to change his mind."

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where it turned purple.

"where it turned purple."

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But please don't think this is going to make me change my mind about Kelso.

"But please don't think this is going to make me change my mind about Kelso."

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What if I was to sweeten the deal with a sketch of Carla's boob?

"What if I was to sweeten the deal with a sketch of Carla's boob?"

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Even though I knew it was coming eventually,

"Even though I knew it was coming eventually,"

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You've been sitting here listening to me yap all day.

"You've been sitting here listening to me yap all day."

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My God, what a ridiculous name. Boon.

"My God, what a ridiculous name. Boon."

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Well, I guess you should go, Boon.

"Well, I guess you should go, Boon."

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Just knowing what it is makes it so much easier to deal with, you know?

"Just knowing what it is makes it so much easier to deal with, you know?"

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What Mr Macrae was saying, is that the enemy you know

"What Mr Macrae was saying, is that the enemy you know"

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Wait. There's more people coming.

"Wait. There's more people coming."

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When?

"When?"

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Right now. Love Train.

"Right now. Love Train."

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Well, you could've made a bigger entrance.

"Well, you could've made a bigger entrance."

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Let's get this over before I puke.

"Let's get this over before I puke."

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- They pointed out to the Board that... - Hi.

"- They pointed out to the Board that... - Hi."

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Girls, thank you for saving my job.

"Girls, thank you for saving my job."

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and since you're letting me,

"and since you're letting me,"

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you can shove it up your ass, Rodney.

"you can shove it up your ass, Rodney."

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Thanks for everything, Ted. Sincerely.

"Thanks for everything, Ted. Sincerely."

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You're welcome, sir.

"You're welcome, sir."

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I wonder if he even cared about this place at all.

"I wonder if he even cared about this place at all."

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Yeah. He did.

"Yeah. He did."

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Turk and I were herding old people to their new rooms.

"Turk and I were herding old people to their new rooms."

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That's a closet, Mr Jenkins.

"That's a closet, Mr Jenkins."

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Come on, Mr Benedetti.

"Come on, Mr Benedetti."

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You're only a few thousand tiny steps away.

"You're only a few thousand tiny steps away."

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J.D., we need to find a way to move these gomers faster.

"J.D., we need to find a way to move these gomers faster."

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All aboard the Love Train.

"All aboard the Love Train."

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That was a fun fantasy. I wish it didn't have to end.

"That was a fun fantasy. I wish it didn't have to end."

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Hey. That's a nice jacket, Ted.

"Hey. That's a nice jacket, Ted."

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What is that, wool?

"What is that, wool?"

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No. Bathroom's just out of paper towels.

"No. Bathroom's just out of paper towels."

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I know it's confusing, but these are your new rooms, okay?

"I know it's confusing, but these are your new rooms, okay?"

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Please try to stay put.

"Please try to stay put."

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