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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Ornithophobia Diffusion (S05E05)

"Star Wars on Blu-ray."
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"- ...than you are of him. - That doesn't help."
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"Sheldon, just ignore him."
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"Make a pot of tea, Leonard, it's gonna be a long night."
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"I'm going to the movies with Penny."
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"I'd like to report a dangerous wild animal."
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"- Can't argue with that. I'll get the tickets. - Okay."
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"...to like things just to have sex with me?"
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"Really? You would've slept with me after a three hour documentary on dams?"
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"Yeah, but you've got a can-do attitude, and that's what's important."
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"I really don't get your problem with birds."
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"Come on, you enjoyed the movie."
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"I saw you tearing up when the village flooded and everyone had to relocate."
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"I just eat the little crispy ones you don't like."
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"I am having the best time."
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""I Hope Alex Gets Crabs: The Movie.""
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"Uh, right."
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"I'm a grown man from Texas."
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"It's just a blue jay."
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"That's a pretty big blue jay."
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"They need electricity from the dam..."
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"- What's up? - I know what you're doing."
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"Oh, come, now. Your undergraduate work..."
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"Okay, now flush him."
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"So, Leonard, what do you do for fun?"
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"There's guys over there. Go talk to them."
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"...did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?"
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"- Really? - Yeah. Wears them."
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"Make it good enough to go on a mug, a mouse pad and a calendar."
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"You're just my little Lovey Dovey, aren't you?"
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"I guess you gotta have hollow bones to get some sugar around here."
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"I still think he looks like someone's pet."
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"Get back here you stupid bird so I can love you!"
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"What do you think about that?"
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"I am such an asthmatic dumb-ass."
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"- Hey. - Oh, hey. You work the lunch shift?"
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"Yeah. Got 8 pounds of salmon that's about to go bad."
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"- Do you know how to cook it? - Not really."
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"Damn it. Should've liberated the iffy chicken."
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"So, what are you and Professor Fussyface up to tonight?"
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"Haven't you seen that movie a thousand times?"
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"Not on Blu-ray."
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"Only twice on Blu-ray."
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"Oh, Leonard. Ugh."
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"I know. It's high-resolution sadness."
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"Well, I was gonna take myself out to a movie tonight."
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"You wanna go?"
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"- Really? Do we do that? - What do you mean?"
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"You know, we haven't spent time alone together since we broke up."
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"It's not a date, Leonard. It's a man and a woman hanging out..."
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"...not having sex at the end of the night."
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"Sounds like most of my dates."
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"Oh, dear Lord. Get away from me, you monster."
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"What is that about?"
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"He's smart and crazy enough. He may have actually created a monster."
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"Shoo, shoo."
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"Be gone."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"There's a bird outside the window and he won't go away."
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"That is the hell that is going on."
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"We have no worms or seeds here. Shoo, shoo."
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"Really? On top of everything else, you're afraid of birds?"
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"It's called ornithophobia, and someday it will be recognized as a true disability..."
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"...and the landlord will be required by law to put a giant net over the building."
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"Which is unfortunate, because I have a fear of nets."
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"So movies, yes or no?"
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"- Oh, movies, yes. - Mm."
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"Great. I'll see you later. And remember, he's more afraid of you..."
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"Oh."
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"I was talking to the bird."
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"Go away, bird. Go away, bird. Go away, bird."
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"Good idea. Attention is what birds want."
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"Oh."
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"Much better. All right."
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"Now I'll just get along with my life."
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"Bird still there?"
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"- Quick, what does a hawk sound like? - I don't know, uh..."
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"Scree, scree."
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"Please, that's a seagull. If you're not going to help, don't help."
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"Sorry. Hey, do you think I'm over-dressed?"
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"Uh, it depends on the activity. For a prostate exam, yes."
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"If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins."
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"I don't want her to think I think it's a date."
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"- Do you think it's a date? - No."
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"But she might think I think it's a date, even though I don't."
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"Or you think she thinks you think it's a date."
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"- Are we over-thinking this? - Not at all."
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"- You're right. I'm fine. I'm wearing this. - Really? A blazer? All right."
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"Yes, hello. Uh, this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper."
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"I'm at 2311 North Los Robles Avenue."
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"A blue jay."
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"I'm sorry, this is Animal Control. I don't understand the laughter."
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"No, the bird is not in my home."
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"If he was in my home, I obviously would've called 911."
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"I have no doubt that there are things that you're frightened of."
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"Uh, being stuck in a dead-end public service job."
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"Or your wife stepping out on you..."
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"...because you're stuck in a dead-end public service job."
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"Or spiders."
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"Don't you think I tried making cat noises?"
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"Too casual?"
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"For an audience with the Queen, yes."
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"For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a trash can..."
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"...you look great."
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"What am I thinking? Whiskers."
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"Oh, hey, if we hurry we can make the Jennifer Aniston movie."
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"Oh, yeah, sure."
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"Yeah, uh, there's also an amazing documentary..."
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"...about building a dam on a river in South America."
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"Okay, but the Jennifer Aniston movie has Jennifer Aniston."
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"And she's not building a dam."
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"Actually, you know what?"
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"I think it's about time I pick a movie we see."
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"Wha...? You picked plenty of movies."
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"No, you always picked and it was always the same."
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"An hour and a half of beach houses..."
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"...until the woman turns around and realizes love was here all along."
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"Come on, that is a great movie. And it starts in ten minutes."
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"But I hate those movies."
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"- No, you don't. - Yes, I do."
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