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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Like a Boss (S02E02)

"You're a talking turtle."
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"Ha, ha. Ain't I a stinker?"
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"I don't know. Are you a stinker?"
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"Uh, no, I am not a stinker. Gotta go."
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"- Phew. Saved it. - Saved what?"
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"There's cake."
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"Do you remember when she perioded in her white pants?"
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"Yeah, poor thing."
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"Man, I can't believe that Tom has been here for 25 years."
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"- What a legacy. - What a waste of a life."
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"I think it's good."
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"He's dead."
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"- I get his desk chair. - I call the glass-fronted bookshelves."
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"- In the midst of life we are in death. - Of whom may we seek for..."
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"...managing assistant co-vice-president of Marketing Solutions Digital Division."
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"I was thinking about submitting for that job. But, then I thought, "No.""
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"But then, I thought, "Why not?" But then, I thought, "No, who cares?""
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"Just think, if you were the boss, you could promote me to being your boss..."
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"...and then I could promote you, and so on, et cetera."
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"Pretty soon, we'd be running the place."
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"Hell, why wouldn't Mr. Waterman give me this job?"
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"Hooray!"
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"But with Australia, it's two armies every turn."
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"One point of entry."
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"You control Australia, you control the world."
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"- What do you need money for? - I want a pool cue."
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"Cool. My brother Rallo's been asking for one of those too."
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"Feels a little light."
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"Now, there's a stack of turtle homework in Rallo's backpack."
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"- Go do it. - Turtle homework? Yay!"
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"Cleveland, they just delivered 10 kegs of beer for your Super Bowl party."
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"We can't afford this."
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"When Terry gets that promotion, he'll give me a big fat raise, cut my hours."
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"He'll do whatever I tell him to."
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"He will be no more than my puppet."
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"Cleveland, you do realize that if you got that promotion..."
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"...you could do all that stuff yourself and make even more money in the process?"
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"Be my own puppet you say? Interesting."
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"Party over here."
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"Oh. Creepy."
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"And then I would become the first lady of Waterman Cable."
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"Well, technically, Lydia Waterman is the first lady."
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"Then I would be the Jill Biden of Waterman Cable."
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"And I'd finally be able to tell all those bitches at the supermarket to suck it."
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"We'd be untouchable."
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"- Cleveland, you have to apply for that job. - You're right, Donna."
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"I can't let anyone stand in my way."
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"I've gotta be ruthless..."
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"Terry, I have a confession to make. I also applied for the job."
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"I urinated in your coffee."
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"It's time to announce which of you blue-collared dolts..."
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"...is about to take the name off his shirt and put it on a door."
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"The winner of the promotion is..."
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"...Tim the Bear."
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"You know, three days ago, when you told me I got this job..."
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"...and made me promise not to tell anybody..."
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"...I thought, "This guy is hilarious.""
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"Now, don't think of me as a 2000-pound killing machine..."
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"...who now has the ability to fire you."
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"Think of me as your friend."
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"So, Tim, I think I'm coming down with a little beer-itis, huh?"
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"Now you've got it too."
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"What do you say we take the rest of the day off?"
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"We're gonna need to stay a little later tonight..."
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"- How late? - Well, I don't know, like 6:30."
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"S... S... S... Six thirty?"
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"Tim, that shook me up real bad."
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"- Six thirty. - Aw."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Tell me about it. I might shoot this place up."
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"Not you guys. You guys seem cool."
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"Okay, guys, that's your 15-second warning to wrap up your break."
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"You're supposed to be installing cable in a house..."
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"...not cheese Danish in your mouth."
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"Ten seconds."
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"Oh, Donna. I didn't know you'd taken a second job as a gas station attendant."
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"- Good for you. - Excuse me?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that poor people fill up their own cars."
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"Ever since Timothy got his promotion, I'm a full-service gal."
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"...at the gas station where we know it's overpriced."
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"That could've been my life."
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"Why did I say no to Tim after that block party?"
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"Cleveland, Terry, can you, uh, come in here for a second?"
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"I wanted the two of you to see something."
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"To increase the productivity, I have installed what are commonly called "nanny cams"..."
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"...in each repair truck."
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"I told you that teddy bear wasn't always there."
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"I had the flu."
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"Don't remember that."
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"Ahem. Cleveland, you're fired."
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"- Ah. - Is what I should say."
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"...by, uh, let's say, 15 percent."
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"Fifteen percent?"
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"That's my tipping money, plus an extra 10 percent."
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"If you refuse me, honey You lose me and you'll be left alone"
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"Oh, baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own"
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"One more time. This time backwards."
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"And now I'm hooked."
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"It's like a legal high."
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"Oh, these things are amazing."
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"Ah! My vice."
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"Look at you. This isn't the man I married."
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"The man I married wouldn't get pushed around..."
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"You have to get him to see that your friendship..."
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"...is more important than that promotion."
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"And then he'll step down and you can steal the promotion."
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"Hurry, Cleveland, before Arianna gets a brick pizza oven and I have to kill myself."
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"Take me. Take me right here."
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"And boom goes the dynamite."
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"- Nobody likes you. - What?"
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"Ow."
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"Uh, first, Chad, you're fired. Too creepy."
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"Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about right there."
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"Please leave."
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"The second thing is that I can tell morale is pretty low..."
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"So we are going on a mandatory work retreat all weekend long."
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"Bus leaves in one hour."
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"Work retreat? But we're gonna miss the Super Bowl."
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"- Do you think there'll be cake, Cleveland? - Shh. Shh."
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