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Clips from The Simpsons - The Daughter Also Rises (S23E23)

"Me father was an Uppie, and me mother was a Doonie."
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"It tore the family apart!"
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"el verdadero padre de este "crack baby.""
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"Everyone's speaking Spanish!"
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"But, if we stop now, we'll never make it there by sunset."
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"Run, young lovers!"
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"I'll take care of the cops!"
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"I ain't afraid of no prison!"
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"Sir, we're gonna bring you back to your retirement home."
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"No!"
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"Chief, we heard gunfire!"
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"Relax! It's just my back!"
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"Spinal column!"
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"Thanks for the ride, Mr. Spuckler."
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"Yeah, I don't normally approve of out-breeding,"
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"but you two seem nice."
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"We can take this boat."
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"I don't know, this water's a little choppy."
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"I thought you rowed up the Zambezi without a guide."
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"Right, right."
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"So, Dad, what kind of stupid idea did you put in Lisa's head?"
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"She wants to steal a kiss, like Pyramus and Thisbe."
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"Did you say "ultimate Frisbee"?!"
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"No! Oh..."
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"Women and shoes, am I right?"
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"Your hands are really cold."
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"You know, you were a lot more"
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"I sure was-- I'm allergic to chocolate!"
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"Shut up and kiss me."
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"Lisa, it's Hadley Richardson, Hemingway's first wife."
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"If you don't believe me, ask Pauline Pfeiffer."
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"I was his second wife."
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"There were two more after me."
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"At least you chose to be with him."
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"You're just fine. You always are."
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"Thanks. But I couldn't do it, Mom."
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"I mean, the person you kiss under a mulberry tree"
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"is someone you'll love for the rest of your life."
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"Mwah!"
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"Don't worry, ladies, I'm-a comin'!"
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"D'oh! D'oh..."
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"Ooh, you know, I've heard if a fat guy stops moving, he floats."
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"Shh!"
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"I dreamt I got the night before."
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"shot it with a 20 foot barrel steam cannon..."
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"Lucky bastard."
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"Well, your arms are lanky."
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"Don't blame me. You killed the fun, fun-killer."
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"No! When I first hear your name,"
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"Mom, I have a crush!"
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"and all religions except the Jesus-based ones."
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"or what she's doing."
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"Happy 500th episode!"
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"Prepare to be disappointed!"
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"Eh, why not?"
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"Ew..."
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"Gentlemen, we just created a myth."
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"Ow!"
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"Uno de estos siete hombres es"
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"And my hip."
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"I was just swimmin' along, mindin' my own business."
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"I feel kinda silly I walked all the way out here."
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"Pull over. You're wanted for grand theft retirement home."
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"Next thing I know, I was hanging on his wall!"
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"I'll see ya."
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"Hola! Yo soy Maury Povich."
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"The TV remote is in your pocket!"
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"He used to pee in the fireplace!"
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"of lying to girls, for a little while."
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"Wait, how long is this love for again?"
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"Lisa, I'm sorry that God gave me this gift"
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"This isn't working out."
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"Eternity."
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"Lisa!"
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"Oh, that's a pretty long time."
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"Now my lips are getting cold."
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