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Clips from The Simpsons - The Daughter Also Rises (S23E23)

"Now that's a spicy meet-cute! Mwah!"
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"Lisa?"
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"Hey, Midge."
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"That cost a nickel, but, uh, we'll settle up later."
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"Today we tackle the most terrifying myth"
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"in the history of Springfield Elementary,"
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"that if you press E-8 on the candy machine,"
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"you get electrocuted and die."
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"Did you invent a robot hand to touch the buttons?"
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"Something like that."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, that myth is cracked!"
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"Candy cigarettes?"
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"I didn't know they made these."
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"to encourage impressionable children to smoke."
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"How dumb do they think we are?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mmm!"
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"I can quit any time I want!"
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"This place is great!"
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"If I cover my peripheral vision, I feel like I'm in France."
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"How 'bout I just look at you."
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"El Puerco, I must break up with you."
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"Oh, but the hand-holding is just too good."
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"Your juice boxes."
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"It's... nice."
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"Perhaps we can try a little harder, for the lady."
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"Such is the life of the juice boxiér."
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"Oh."
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"would you like to borrow one of my twins?"
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"But remember, the one you pick may not be the one you get."
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"Mom, I'm sorry I'm late."
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"I'm not sure that patch really represents who I am right now."
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"Well, if you'd been here for the design phase,"
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"you could've registered that objection."
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"Now start quilting!"
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"Now there's three of you?"
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"Or maybe you're losing your mind."
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"According to the wisdom of our elders..."
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"...if you go all the way around on the swing,"
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"your body will turn inside-out!"
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"Cool! Now my beauty will be on the outside!"
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"And just to prove it..."
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"Whoa!"
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""She had now come to the part that Peter Pan hated."
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"'I do like a mother's love,' said Tootles...""
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"Is it on your father?"
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"Little girls always get crushes on their fathers."
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"Somehow I missed that phase."
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"Almost there, boy. Almost there."
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"Almost there. I'm getting closer."
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"It's just within reach."
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"The boy I like is Hemingway-esque!"
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"Okay. Let's "esque" him to dinner."
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"Wow, Nick here in our house!"
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"I hope it doesn't make him think less of me."
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"This house is not an embarrassment!"
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"I'm gonna say good night before it does. Good night."
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"Well, Lisa didn't tell me that she had a sister."
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"Or a daughter."
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"Oh, my."
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"It's kind of a long trip down there."
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"My mother said I should bring some wine."
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"Hmm, the French have gotten into the wine game?"
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"Ha, good luck catchin' up with the big boys."
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"I'll get a couple glasses."
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"Mrs. Simpson, I'd like your permission to take your daughter"
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"Well, I usually take Lisa, but I can just go with Bart."
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"Wait. What? No!"
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"You're going with me!"
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"But, Lisa, after this,"
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"I don't want you to spend so much time with this boy."
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"If you do, it'll mean you're a separate person from me."
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"That'll stop her from seeing him."
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"Mom can't appreciate the kind of boy Nick is,"
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"because although I love Dad,"
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"he's a completely different creature."
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"Yeah, there's a lot of fish in the sea,"
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"but she picked out a drunken walrus."
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"But you and this Nick fella sound to me"
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"like the story of Pyramus and Thisbe."
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"Which inspired Romeo and Juliet,"
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"which inspired West Side Story,"
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"Pyramus and Thisbe were lovers from ancient times!"
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"They lived next door but their families despised each other."
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"I don't like to babble on, but I sure do like Babylon."
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"The lovers had to whisper their sweet nothings"
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"through a crack in the wall."
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"Wait a minute!"
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"Nick and I met talking through a crack between two booths!"
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"And the power of that forbidden smooch"
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"made them love each other forever."
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"Man, that company thinks every time"
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"it adds a wisecracking parrot to a story, they own it."
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"Talk to the wing, Thisbe!"
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"Let me check my schedule."
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"This might work."
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"I think I'm free."
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"Tuesday's open."
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"Legend has it a girl named Eleanor Mackie"
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"drowned on this very spot."
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"Now they say if you call her name three times"
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"while looking in this mirror, you will die."
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"Milhouse?"
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"Eleanor Mackie!"
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"Aw, gimme a break."
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"The one day the lunch lady decides to wash her hands."
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"Okay, that was the last school myth"
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"So, school is just everything we see?"
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"That's sad, man."
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"You into cigars now?"
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"I can't be the guy who killed everybody's fun."
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"That's Skinner's job."
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"Milhouse, I've just figured out a way to make school cool again."
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"American Girl doll day?!"
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"You might be surprised at"
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"It's not weird 'cause they're historic figures."
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"Now there's a myth about me I'd like you to correct--"
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"I'm not from Edinburgh!"
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"I'm also not from Glasgow!"
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"I'm from Kirkwall in Orkney!"
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