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Clips from The Simpsons - The Daughter Also Rises (S23E23)

"D'oh!"
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"How'd you get so many more Valentines?"
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"Last night you had the night terrors."
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"Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms"
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"No TV on the computer!"
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"for the girl on Valentine's Day?"
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"I just pray they never fall on the same day."
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"Homie, read this."
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"I have a present for you.""
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"It's okay, Homie."
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"It was dark, then a light came through the crack."
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"The light was you."
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"I want to be somewhere important,"
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"the peak of Kilimanjaro..."
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"Want a piece of my ziti?"
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"Wow."
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"They were discontinued because they were thought"
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"Marge, since you're by yourself,"
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"No excuse, I just forgot all about you."
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"He's still inside-in, folks!"
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"Hm, usually when I say something like that,"
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"something extremely embarrassing happens."
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"I don't know if anyone's ever kissed my hand before."
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"to the Doritos Nutrition Fair at the school gym."
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"which inspired me to say "eh.""
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"Grampa, would you help take me on a foolish romantic mission?"
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"You got it, kiddo!"
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"Eleanor Mackie. Eleanor Mackie."
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"and it's officially cracked."
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"It's a Twix."
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"the number of boys who have American Girl dolls."
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"I have found one last myth to destroy,"
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"the so-called legend of Groundskeeper Were-Willie."
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"But, Grampa... Go ahead!"
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"adventurous at the dessert table."
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"Trust me, you're making a big mistake."
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"Tortured writers make horrible husbands."
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"Hmm?"
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"This is episode 499."
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"Aw, geez. Well, I got news for ya,"
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"Fox ain't doin' this again."
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"I got one from Lisa"
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"and one from my optometrist."
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"That's a bill."
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"No, it's got a love stamp!"
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"Maybe we should just watch TV."
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"Aw..."
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"Now, son, you know Itchy and Scratchy give you night terrors."
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"Yeah, I dreamt I got fired from that job"
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"Oh..."
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"Welcome to MythCrackers,"
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"where we debunk rumors, legends,"
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"It's a beautiful afternoon."
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"No TV."
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"are... multi."
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"No TV on a smart phone!"
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"Tonight, we take on the classic myth"
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"that a cat will always land on its feet."
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"Now, we didn't want to hurt a real cat,"
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"so we took this Build-A-Bear carcass..."
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"Stuffed it with ballistic gel,"
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"And made a scatter plot of the remains!"
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"Boo-yah!"
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"What was it we trying to prove again?"
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"Don't know, don't care!"
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"♪ Blow it up ♪"
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"Hey, Bart, why don't we become MythCrackers?"
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"Okay, first myth,"
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"using a cell phone at a gas station is dangerous."
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"Well, at least I'm cool now!"
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"Why does the guy have to do everything"
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"We show girls love on Valentine's Day,"
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"and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July."
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""My darling husband."
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""This Valentine's Day,"
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"Thanks for reading it to me."
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"My pleasure."
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""I want you to have a fun night doing guy stuff."
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"Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.""
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"Oh, Marge, this is brilliant!"
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"Mwah!"
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"I just think we should do things every day"
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"to show our love for each other."
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"Hmm?"
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"Go. Have a good time."
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"Take Bart with you."
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"Oh, which one do you want?"
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"You have the most wonderful mom in the world,"
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"which is why I have no idea where she is"
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"That's right, sucker!"
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"It's Valentine's Day,"
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"and I've got a date with some fastballs!"
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"I mean, my darling, I was looking at myself"
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"in the side view mirror."
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"I hope you hit one off the handle and your hands sting!"
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"Ow!"
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"Lisa, I love spending mother-daughter time with you."
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"We have so much in common. Like, um..."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Someone's about to put the Thousand Island ladle"
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"into the vinaigrette!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to be nosey."
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"Don't apologize."
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"Oh... You have a way with words."
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"Words are just nails we use to build ideas."
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"Care to continue this discussion at the dessert table?"
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"Mom, I'm gonna look at the desserts!"
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"Don't panic. This can be separated out."
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"Quick, does anyone have a centrifuge?!"
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"All I wanted was one romantic night."
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"Yep, you're the crack head."
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"What dessert are you gonna get?"
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"I'll toss this fork into the air"
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"and wherever it lands, that's what I'll eat. Hiya!"
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"As Hemingway said, "The shortest answer is doing the thing.""
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"Um, I should probably get back to my mom."
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"By the way, my name is..."
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"the back of a vaporetto in Venice, the..."
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"Lisa! Now this is the most important place in the world."
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