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Clips from South Park - Not Funny (S20E20)

"I don't know what's wrong with him, Kyle."
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"He needs counseling or..."
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"Heidi Turner did emoji analysis."
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"It was an adult. It was you!"
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"Shh! Shh! Okay, keep your voice down."
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"[Whispering] Why, Dad? Why did you do this?!"
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"You should [bleep] try it once in a while."
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"Because it's so not funny, God!"
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"Pushing people's buttons to get a reaction"
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"can actually be very good for society, Kyle."
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"Listen to me. The Danish are [bleep] crazy."
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"You have to get people to stop them."
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"- How? - Go get people riled up."
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"Call the president. I don't know."
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"they go and push other people's buttons."
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"- Now, get out there and... - Kyle! Ike!"
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"What did I say?!"
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"Man: Uh, everyone, please, listen."
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"Now, you're not listening."
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"We're working as hard as we can."
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"There's a little girl working on the problem right now,"
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"and apparently, she's incredibly smart and funny."
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"You got it figured out, babe?"
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"Heidi, yes, you do."
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"Come on. Say it. Say it."
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"Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it."
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"Get over it, baby."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"Sorry, can we have a word, please?"
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"What the [bleep] do you want?!"
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"This doesn't seem like it's gonna work out,"
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"and we're rather busy."
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"Just give her a chance."
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"She's the smartest, funniest girl on Earth."
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"I haven't really heard her say anything funny."
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"Yeah, that's because you have a mental block, Elon Musk,"
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"that won't let you get over yourself."
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"Butters: Hee, yeah!"
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"Don't worry about Heidi. She's a hoot!"
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"[Beeping]"
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"[Door opens]"
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"Here they come."
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"Oh, thank God."
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"There's been a mistake, okay?"
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"I'm not one of them."
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"My son is Skankhunt42."
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"Go online and see."
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"He's still doing it."
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"What are you gonna do to us?"
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"Remove your clothes now!"
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"Oh, God!"
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"No, no, no, no, wait."
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"Okay, okay, it was me."
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"You're right. I'm Skankhunt."
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"But I'm not like them."
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"Please. I have a good job. I'm a good guy."
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"I was just being funny."
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"I was trying to make people laugh."
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"That's a positive thing, right?"
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"I wasn't doing it to hurt people."
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"I was just doing comedy."
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"It's different."
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"Please, it's different!"
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"[Religious music plays]"
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"Priest Maxi: Lord, we look to thee on this, our most troubled hour."
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"We have been led astray,"
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"Soon, everything we have said and done online"
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"is going to be known to all."
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"Many lives will be turned upside down."
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"Of course, I have nothing to be worried about."
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"Since I'm a priest, there's nothing I'm ashamed of doing on the Internet, so..."
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"definitely no reason to look up my history."
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"But, uh, for many, this is a time to pray."
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"All: Oh, Lord, please forgive us"
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"for things we might have done online."
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"Maggie."
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"Men: Please try to understand"
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"that even if some of us were on ashleymadison.com,"
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"it was only out of curiosity"
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"and not because we'd actually have an affair."
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"Please understand that we might have used racial slurs,"
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"but only because it was to a close friend"
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"and never meant to be in public."
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"Kyle: What are you all doing?!"
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"Somebody's threatening your way of life,"
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"and you're all just sitting here, praying?!"
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"Like a-a bunch of babies?!"
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"Like a bunch of pussies!"
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"Come on! This isn't South Park."
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"What's happened to us?"
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"We used to have a challenge and deal with it"
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"then move on to the next one."
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"Now we've just been dealing with trolling"
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"and Internet stuff over and over, week after week,"
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"and I don't know about you, but I'm getting pretty sick of it!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Now, for once, let's take a stand and try to end this."
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"We can't let Denmark change who we are."
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"Yeah! [Bleep] Denmark!"
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"- Yeah! - All right!"
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"call the president and get him to... take action."
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"- Aw. - Oh."
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"Uh, the president? He won't listen to us."
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"like we've never seen."
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"Countries everywhere are terrified"
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"their Internet may be hacked."
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"Well, what do they want me to do about it?"
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"You're the leader of the free world."
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"Everyone is looking to you to be"
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"the calm and steady voice they all need."
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"Mr. President?"
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"Mr. President, the Israeli Prime Minister is on line one."
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"The Chancellor of Germany is on line two."
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"Mr. Slave?"
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"Hey. What's up?"
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"Well, well, well."
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"now that I'm a big cheese?"
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"No, I'm calling because people want you to bomb Denmark."
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"Who wants me to bomb Denmark?"
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