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Clips from Scrubs - My Lucky Day (S02E02)

"The student becomes the teacher, eh, Perry?"
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"Rats! He broke my rhythm."
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"What's that I see in your ear?"
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"Oh, magic!"
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"- No, top three, top three. - Oh, God."
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"By showing up Dr Cox,"
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"I was the man."
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"- Great diagnosis. - You!"
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"There's Mr Flesh-Eating Bacteria, huh?"
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"Doctor, could you sign these, please?"
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""To my two biggest fans...""
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"Yeah, they're called "breasts.""
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"if you weren't such a nerd,"
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"Secondly, I would have made the catch regardless."
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"medicine is just basically science."
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"because without you I don't know what to do."
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"You are correct, sir!"
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"That's enough on that one. We've clearly exhausted it."
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"I hear wonder boy spanked your ass harder than I usually do."
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"Yeah, I'll say whatever I want."
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"Yes, hello? Could we please get my hormonal,"
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"Why does he keep going back to her?"
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"Why do people keep marrying Larry King?"
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"You have a habit of telling other people"
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"how to live their lives and maybe, possibly,"
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"sometimes people don't appreciate it, that's..."
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"- A little. - Please!"
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"When do I ever get involved in people's personal business?"
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"as an opportunity, then she hung up on me."
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"Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one."
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"So things were a little different for me growing up."
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"Now, you hold onto this,"
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"Still waiting on that kickstand."
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"It's just hard for me because I've always had everything."
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"I got used to it. You guys never had to deal with that."
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"We've got two new admissions, both male, both mid-40s,"
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"both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura."
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"Oh, look who peeked in his shorts and found a pair."
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"Do you feel like you finally took on the old man"
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"Here's your chance. Two identical patients."
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"One goes with the sexy, freewheeling bachelor dad, hello."
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"so you're gonna wanna stop at the Blockbuster."
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"Please, I know all there is to know about thrombotic..."
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"Yeah, baby, just walk right by him."
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"I'm proud of you. I'm so proud of you."
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"Dammit, I said walk right by him!"
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"Listen, we just think that getting back with Jordan"
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"You just don't connect the way a couple should."
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"You're just a little dehydrated from the chemo."
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"Plus, there are no signs of your pancreatic cancer."
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"I prepared myself, you know?"
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"And by that, I mean "no." Never."
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"Sure."
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"I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy."
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"I know that probably seems insensitive to you..."
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"Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me."
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"But get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus."
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"The chart for Dr Cox's TTP patient."
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"I will get it."
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"Yes! He's doing the exact same thing."
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"there's something waiting to take it all away."
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"he listened, and nobody got hurt. It's fine."
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"Which one of you two's been messing with my business?"
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"Of course, every once in a while"
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"My God, I care so little I almost passed out."
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"Hey, Ace, your TTP patient coded. I pronounced him."
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"- He died? - I certainly hope so."
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"Otherwise that autopsy's going to be a bitch."
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"- See, he's pissed. - Because his name is Frank."
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"Newbie, I'm afraid you forgot a very important thing."
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"For whatever reason I was fed up."
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"I've been working my ass off here for the last year and a half,"
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"is another one of your condescending speeches"
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"where you spoon-feed me some lesson and call me a girl's name."
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"Have it your way there, Carol, cos I'm out."
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"Can you put a rush on this autopsy? I gotta figure this out."
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"I didn't want to face my mortality. You forced me to."
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"Good news, doc, we've patched things up."
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"- You said I'd be dead by now. - You're not! So, sue me!"
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"It's cos she's not really sorry. Honey, I know your type."
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"But you better be careful, cos if you fall off"
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"you might catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror,"
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"or the surface of a pond, your boyfriend's gigantic, shiny head,"
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"and trust me, you're not gonna like what you see."
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"My head's not..."
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"I'm sorry, kid. I didn't see anything unusual."
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"Couldn't he have bled out or had an MI?"
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"You caught me. I'm checking on my patient."
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"- How is that guy doing? - Not great."
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"What in the hell is going on in here?"
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"The nice kind."
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"Look, I don't get a lot of women in here."
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"What's your honest opinion of these drapes?"
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"They're fine, Ted. But I'm getting sued."
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"- Now, by "fine"... - Ted!"
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"Actually, I was talking to myself."
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"It sort of came up, yeah."
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"Oh, God! Tell me you didn't antagonize him."
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"- So sue me! - Or admit fault."
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"Dr Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?"
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"Now, you went to four years of college"
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"grow up and say "how-do" to the world of modern medicine."
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"My God. I've been sued four times."
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"I was frustrated before, so now I'm here,"
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"Gonna pull a string on my back? Step right up and give it a tug."
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"I'm not doing this because I get my jollies being your mentor,"
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"and I'm not doing it so years from now I can say,"
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"You know what, Mr Bragin? I figured something out."
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"- That damn nurse broke my bed. - That's just it."
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"All right, it is broken."
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"If you can't get a relationship, you have problems."
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"I'm even blaming you for jeopardizing my future."
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"But you know what? It's time for me to grow up"
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"You're still suing me, aren't you?"
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"Good news is, he doesn't need to go to a vet."
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"We could just pop these things right off."
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"because he is not gonna believe it."
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"Even right now, all I can think about"
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"is to tell you you're a surgeon now,"
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"You don't listen unless people spell it out for you."
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