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Clips from South Park - Cripple Fight (S05E05)

"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"Yeah, both Kenny's dad and I were in Scouts for years."
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"There's lots of kids here from other schools,"
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"All right, boys, we're gonna head to the bar."
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"Hooray! See you, Dad."
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"Hey, are you parents going to stand there all night?"
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"I have nothing against homosexuals either, Randy."
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"But the big camping trip is next week."
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"Even if it doesn't turn them gay, they could end up all talking all femme"
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"and then you ended up having sex with him."
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"And now, as a very special treat, our very special friend Jimmy"
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"You guys like impersonations?"
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"Jimmy's funny, dude."
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"Hey, I've got a great idea."
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"Hey, Jimmy, you want to come join our bake sale in South Park tomorrow?"
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"He's disabled, but he doesn't let it ruin his life. He's awesome!"
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"Yeah, we're going to use him to help raise money at our bake sale."
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"But, Dad, I was just trying to..."
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"for Scout Troop Number 69."
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"Please stop by and give us a hand."
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""God damn it! No, kitty, that's my pot pie."
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"I really take the... I really take the cake."
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"Timmy!"
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"that openly gay men cannot belong."
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"- We think it's best you just move on. - Right. Move on."
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"and I was hoping we could bury the hatchet."
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"If you work at it, maybe you could be as handi-capable as I am, huh?"
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"There he is! Kill him, kill him!"
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"- Okay, okay, Marc, stop playing now. - Hey, don't yell at me."
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"Parents, this is the new Scout leader, Mr. Grasier."
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"- Your wife and mine are friends. - Your wife, huh?"
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"Just for a second, Timmy. Don't be a jerk, Timmy."
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"Together, we are going to become"
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"the best, the sleekest, the most well-polished Scout troop"
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""Yes, Scout Master!" Do I make myself clear?"
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"Now, here's a little Scout telling his parents"
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"- Here he is. - Big Gay Al, what are you doing?"
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"- We can't tell you. - Why not?"
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"- When do we want it? - Timmy!"
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"Beat it, toots! We got discrimination work to do."
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"Timmy, when I tell you to do something, you do it!"
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"Dude, this looks like it could get ugly."
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"Timmy."
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"Yeah, let's go!"
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"Cripple fight outside."
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"Come on."
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"- Timmy. - No."
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"Those boys have shown me the light."
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"I am hereby cutting all my funding to the Scouts."
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"the child molester known as Mr. Slippy Fist."
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"Jimmy!"
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"And furthermore, the Scout elders will be put into stocks for three days"
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"The Scouts help and have always helped a lot of kids."
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"- See you at Scouts. - Timmy."
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"Dude, Timmy, come on. We're gonna be late for Scouts."
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"All right, boys. I am your new Scout leader."
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"You know our policy. I'm afraid you're out of Scouts."
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"What? Hey, wait a minute. This is crazy! You can't do this."
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"Going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Well, you boys must be pretty excited. Your first night of Scouts."
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"It's gonna suck. There's gonna be all these new kids there we don't know."
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"- Yeah. - Well, now, that's part of the fun."
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"Was your dad in Scouts, Cartman? Oh, yeah, you don't have a dad."
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"That's not funny. Jesus Christ!"
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"Are you excited for your first night of Scouts, Timmy?"
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"Timmy!"
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"Yeah, he's excited."
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"- Well, hey, fellows! - Hey, Butters."
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"Boy, am I glad to see you guys."
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"and I don't know anybody."
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"We'll be back to pick you up at 9:00."
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"You boys just make sure to obey the Scout leader now."
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"He's the man in charge."
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"Hello, Scouts!"
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"- Hey, it's Big Gay Al. - Hello, Stanley."
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"I was happy to see you and your little friends' names on the list."
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"Timmy!"
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"- You're the new Scout leader? - I just got transferred in."
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"I think everyone's here now, so we can get started."
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"Come on, Scouts. We've got work to do."
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"This meeting is for Scouts only, you silly gooses."
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"Now, before we get started, Scouts, I want to introduce you"
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"to someone very special here tonight. He's a brave little boy with disabilities"
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"who proves just by being here that Scouts are for everyone!"
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"Timmy!"
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"So let's all give a big round of applause to little Jimmy."
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"Well, hello, everyone."
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"Jimmy?"
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"Look, I'm not saying the new Scout leader's a bad person."
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"I just don't think he should be a Scout leader."
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"Well, he got to where he is by being a good Scout."
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"Maybe we should just leave him alone."
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"- Well, how gay is he? - He's really, really gay."
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"Well, then I don't want my boy there, either."
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"So he's a homosexual. So what?"
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"Are you saying you're fine with this guy camping overnight"
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"alone with our boys?"
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"You know, boys emulate authority figures."
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"and prancing around like girls."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"People, people, please!"
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"You're forgetting that homosexuality is a choice."
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"As many of you know,"
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"I myself went through a homosexual phase."
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"But the light of Christ showed me how to change."
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"Just give me two hours with this man and I can convert him back."
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"That's what you said about Peterson"
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"That's right. He did."
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"And so that's how to make banana-nut muffins."
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"is going to do what he loves most. Motivational stand-up comedy!"
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"Let's give him a big hand!"
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"Wow! What a great audience!"
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"Well, just in case you were wondering, I do have a disability."
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"I am totally happy with the way I was born, very much."
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"I travel to different states"
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"and talk to kids about being proud of what they are."
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"My mom says God had a plan for everyone."
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