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Clips from South Park - Informative Murder Porn (S17E17)

"So when does the game start?"
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"You are playing the game. This is the game!"
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"Now, let's click on the inventory,"
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"and let's filter through the skins."
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"Randy, it's getting late. Let's just go to sleep."
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"I almost got it, Sharon."
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"I found out where the horse is."
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"We don't have to have sex for our relationship to be good."
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"No, I know, but it's like we're just good friends."
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"and desire sometimes."
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"Well, I'm going sleep, Randy."
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"Our parents are still watching murder porn."
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"Watching Seductive Homicides,"
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"but Bebe bought the lock from the cable company."
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"They broke the parental lock somehow."
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"That's impossible. You guys sure you set it up right?"
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"You guys, you better get over here."
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"I was out by the lake last night,"
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"It didn't make any sense,"
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"I saw him take my mom up to the top of this big..."
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"- In Minecraft. - What the hell is that?"
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"I finally built a ladder, and I was able to hoist myself out,"
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"and there was my dad, frozen in the lake."
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"Oh, God, it was so terrible!"
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"That's how our parents broke the passcode."
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"What do you mean?"
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"- Yes? - Hello, sir."
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"and they dug up a bunch of holes and punched his trees."
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"Punched his trees, huh?"
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"where someone dug up the yard and built a cabin."
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"I play the banjo too."
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"Well, thanks for your time, sir."
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"in case someone tries to build a cabin on it as well."
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"Will do, officer. Will do."
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"All right, all right. Let's calm down."
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"I know we're all concerned here."
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"I spent three hours last night trying to get Tweek's parents"
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"I found they had taken all my dandelions."
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"You know why!"
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"Because one kid's dad actually went and killed his mom."
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"and cheating on each other for years."
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"I have to agree with Cartman."
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"Maybe we overreacted when the parents-"
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"- Boo!"
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"Boo, Wendy, boo."
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"Maybe we just need to trust that our parents won't act out"
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"Come on out, and there won't be any trouble."
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"Huh?"
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"I'll never give up."
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"Ah, go to hell, you grief er!"
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"- Corey Lanskin? - Yes."
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"We heard that you might be teaching Minecraft to adults."
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"from graphic television shows."
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"No, please don't be angry."
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"My mommy always angry."
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"Ouchie, ouchie! Mommy rape my no-no!"
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"All right, sorry, kid."
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"Guess we have the wrong house."
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"Bye."
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"Something he said. Did you hear him?"
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"He said, "Ouchie, ouchie. Mommy rape my no-no.""
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"it's time to go and build something to take care"
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"- Aha! - Oh, shit!"
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"You have no idea what this is about, do you?"
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"- So you know it. - Yeah, I've seen that stuff."
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"True Crime with Aphrodite Jones."
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"People copy everything they see people do on cable."
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"You're going about this all wrong."
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"You want to protect your family,"
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"that we see as harmful to our families,"
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"and we want them removed, please."
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"Oh, you don't want cable anymore?"
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"Oh, our company actually packages channels together."
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"of a different cable company that can-"
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"Dang it."
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"Can we talk to your supervisor, please?"
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"Oh, sure. Hey, David."
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"Hi. Is there a problem here?"
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"We want specific networks dropped from our cable."
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"Ah, you have to pay for the bundle."
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"I guess if you don't want to be forced to pay for Oprah,"
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"you'd have to shut off your cable altogether."
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"There's a whole plug I have to pull out."
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"It's, like, four inches long."
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"Three weeks, huh?"
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"No, that's way too long."
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"Oh, it is?"
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"Oh, jeez, that's terrible."
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"Can't you see that all we're trying to do"
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"Look, I don't know if seeing couples"
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"what they want to watch."
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"All we're trying to do"
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"Sure, if they didn't have easy access"
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"to their murder-porn channels, they'd be bummed out,"
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"- Say-say that last part again? - What?"
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"about your parents not getting the channels easily."
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"I said it would really bum them out."
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"from the president of your local cable company."
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"In an effort to comfort"
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"the anguished cries of children everywhere,"
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"Customers still wishing to view true-crime networks"
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"will now need to purchase a separate package..."
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"every night from 2:00 to 3:00 a.m."
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"And must include the purchase of 300 channels in Portuguese."
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"and we hope you will voice all your concerns to us,"
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"You know what?"
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"The guys at work, they took a bet on who would win"
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"in a fight, you or Jaden Smith,"
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"and they all said Jaden Smith could kick your ass."
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"and he's totally cool to his parents."
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"Well, then maybe you should go live with Jaden Smith, Dad."
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"I wish I could!"
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"I wish I could live with Jaden Smith,"
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"in a boring, sexless marriage,"
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"Oh, crap."
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"Without any sex, we just seem to get madder and madder"
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"at each other."
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"We don't need informative murder porn"
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"to find passion in our marriage."
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"Come on over here. I built us a fire."
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