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Clips from South Park - Informative Murder Porn (S17E17)

"murder each other on television is gonna make my parents do it,"
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"because cable makes it so convenient."
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"but it's not just our responsibility to give them"
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"I said it's not our responsibility"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by"
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"for an important message"
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"Hello."
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"your local cable company has decided to drop"
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"all networks that sexualize spousal homicides"
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"the customer is always our bitch."
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"Jaden Smith lets his parents do whatever they want."
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"so I could be rich, and I wouldn't have to live"
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"where all your mom and I do is piss each other off!"
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"No, you're right, Randy."
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"We just have to get the spark back."
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"Let's go away somewhere, me and you,"
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"Hey, Sharon, are you here?"
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"It's beautiful, isn't it?"
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"Oh, my God, you put that sword right through my face."
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"That felt so good."
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"Yeah, okay, I'm heading there now."
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"and realize that refugees from Syria"
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"should be considered in need-"
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"- Boo! Boo, Wendy."
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"Boo, Wendy Testaburger, boo."
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"Refugees from Syria should be considered in need"
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"of international protection."
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"Boo, Wendy, boo! Boo, Wendy."
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"The vast majority of refugees from Syria"
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"- Boo, Wendy Testaburger, boo!"
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"why don't you make a constructive argument?"
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"No one even knows what a re-fuge-e is."
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"Mr. Garrison?"
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"Huh? Oh. Oh, sorry, Wendy."
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"Okay, next report. Let's have Peter Mullen."
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"that our parents are watching on television."
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"Shows that feature reenactments of unsolved crimes"
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"I'm talking, of course, about murder porn."
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"- Murder porn? - That's more like it."
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"According to the Nielsen ratings,"
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"viewership in shows like Cold Case Files,"
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"And it's all smut, and it's garbage, and it's trash!"
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"Ah-ahem."
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"Go home and ask them, and as we ask them,"
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"with a brick?"
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"Oh, crap! Who could that be?"
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"Oh, it's probably fucking Stan."
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"Uh, hang on a second, bud."
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"Come on in."
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"Oh, hey, Stan, what's up?"
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"His wife is having sex with the neighbor,"
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"You guys are watching murder porn?"
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"Yeah, Stan. These are based on real things."
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"This is like news. It's informative."
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"Uh, yeah, the first-grader?"
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"You should come down to his house."
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"[sirens wailing]"
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"[sobbing]"
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"Hey, that kid should not be seeing this."
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"[continues sobbing]"
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"What happened?"
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"You're making a mistake. Let me go."
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"A burglar broke in. He was black."
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"on the Hagans' DVR."
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"I called the networks that are putting this smut out there,"
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"and you know what they told me?"
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"They told me if I didn't want my parents watching,"
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"in which profit comes before morals."
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"but the fact is, we can do something about this."
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"There's an app which can actually allow kids"
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"Then at 7:00, some like their murder"
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"But now get ready for lust, betrayal, and murder"
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"Oh, yeah, three of the best shows in a row."
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"Well, get over here, big guy."
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"Yeah! [TV beeps]"
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"What the-what the hell?"
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"that have informative murder porn appear to be working."
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"Yeah, the screen just says,"
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"A parental lock?"
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"How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?"
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"You guys don't need to be watching that stuff."
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"Oh, come on, you can't block your parents"
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"from watching informative murder porn."
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"What, you think if we watch shows about married people"
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"That's stupid."
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"I'm not gonna go out and kill your mom"
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"Even if hired someone else to kill her,"
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"because 96% of the time"
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"Stan?"
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"blocking our TV content?"
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"Our kids think they outsmarted us,"
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"but we're the ones who pay the cable company."
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"No, they just did their usual cable company runaround."
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"Excuse me."
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"Our content is being blocked, and we need it now."
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"perhaps you should switch to another cable company."
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"As we told the others, sir, we can fix it."
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"to change out your cable box."
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"How about between the hours 6:00 a.m. And 3:00 p.m."
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"All of November?"
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"No, I can't wait around my house"
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"Jeez, that's terrible."
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"Well, any luck?"
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"Can't we just learn this Minecraft game"
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"We can learn, Randy."
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"Word is he will teach Minecraft to anybody"
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"Hello?"
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"Yes."
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"Fuck off!"
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"and we're desperate."
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"Selecting an empty world"
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"will begin you being dropped onto a beach."
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"Why would we punch trees?"
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"How do you get wood?"
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"Watching informative murder porn?"
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"Punching trees?"
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"Oh, I see."
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