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Clips from South Park - Informative Murder Porn (S17E17)

"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"Boo! Boo, bad, boo."
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"Mr. Garrison, can you do something about this, please?"
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"Fellow students, there is a plague of smut"
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"and spousal homicides."
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"is skyrocketing amongst married couples."
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"a whole new slew of shows that use graphic sex"
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"Shows like Southern-Fried Homicide,"
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"dresses up in lingerie and bashes Mommy's head in"
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"[Sharon moaning, laughing]"
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"and when her husband comes home,"
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"he wants more than just a divorce."
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"Adults like documentaries."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, we missed the murder! Did he cut them up?"
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"Dude, do you know Aaron Hagan?"
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"but we have to work together."
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"What more proof do we need?"
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"Like it's my fault."
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"Boo."
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"that only a child would know."
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"Tonight at 10:00,"
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"on Southern-Fried Homicide."
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"we aren't getting our informative murder porn."
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"Uh, yes, we do have children."
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"A what?"
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"Stan! Stan!"
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"What?"
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"What is Minecraft, and how do you tame a horse in it?"
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"killing each other all the time, we're gonna go out and do it?"
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"It'd be impossible to clear away all the D NA evidence anyway."
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"I'd have to kill that person too,"
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"that person eventually tells the truth."
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"I wish Jaden Smith was my son!"
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"What'd they say?"
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"Can they remove the parental lock?"
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"What? We'll see about this."
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"Oh, there's not another cable company, is there?"
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"then you must be able to block them."
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"Oh, okay, great."
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"[keys clacking]"
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"We just need to find a window of time you can be home."
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"Oh, you can't? Jeez, that's too bad."
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"You need to be home for the technician."
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"I can't afford DirecTV."
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"Oh, you can't?"
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"No, just the usual cable company stuff."
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"Oh, well, guess we'll just have to live"
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"without our informative crime dramas."
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"No, screw that."
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"so we can get around our kids' parental lock?"
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"I've tried!"
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"It was all retro and like Legos,"
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"but then a bunch of kids online called me a grief er"
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"There's talk of a child."
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"for the right price."
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"Hi. Corey Lanskin?"
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"We have 100 ounces of silver."
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"Just use your fucking brain."
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"How do you get wood?"
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"No, no! In this Minecraft forest, how do you get wood?"
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"You get the wood to build a cabin."
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"That's because you're thinking like a dad."
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"Minecraft- it don't got no winner."
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"- You are? - No."
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"Now I just got to figure out how to tame one."
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"I'm really not in the mood now anyway."
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"Sharon, I miss being intimate with you."
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"Everything was so passionate, and then it just dropped off."
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"Okay, I'll wake you up if we get our murder porn back."
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"Hey, Kyle, the parental lock isn't working."
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"I caught my parents over at Bebe's house"
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"It's true."
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"You guys?"
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"- What? - Butters' dad killed his mom."
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"and I saw my dad out in this field."
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"thing he had built, and I yelled,"
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""Hey, watch out for the creeper," but she fell."
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"Wait. Wait. You mean in Minecraft?"
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"Yeah, and then my dad just went berserk"
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"and came over and picked me up and threw me down a well!"
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"I was trapped down there all night!"
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"Huh. That's weird."
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"I was just playing Mine- m-my banjo."
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"When I finally got away from them,"
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"Why did we agree to that stupid app?"
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"Because we're trying to keep our parents"
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"And why was that?"
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"For all we know, that kid's parents had been doing drugs"
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"Maybe watching murder porn had nothing to do with it."
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"It's true, dude."
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"[siren whoops] All right, that's enough."
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"I don't even remember doing this."
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"Ha ha! Nice one, Stotch."
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"All right, we got to do something."
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"What? What-what's a Minecraft?"
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"Look, dude, we're trying to keep our parents away"
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"This could be a matter of life and death."
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"So?"
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"that's exactly what I would have said."
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"Now that you've built a workbench,"
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"A kid's got to find some way to make a living, don't he?"
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"from watching spousal homicide shows."
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"What, you mean like Investigative Discovery?"
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"Who the Bleep Did I Marry?"
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"Sure, one or two people might act out"
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"what they see in video games, but cable television?"
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"you're gonna have to go fight the cable company."
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"Hey, guys, can I help you?"
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"Hello. There are certain networks"
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"No, no, just ID network,"
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"Well, can you unpackage them"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Our company doesn't work that way."
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"You want me to give you the number"
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"Darn it!"
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"Hey, Mitch, when can you get out"
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"Okay, is three weeks from now okay with you guys?"
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"to murder each other!"
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"is keep our families safe?"
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