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Clips from The Simpsons - The Man Who Came to Be Dinner (S26E26)

"We have federal rebates for the panels,"
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"but few take advantage of them."
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"Now we shall show you"
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"the sacred mysteries of our life cycle."
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"Behold, our miracle of birth."
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"Each birth is followed"
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"by another birth just seconds later."
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"(groans)"
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"(all groaning)"
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"And finally, a sadder slice of our lives."
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"Gaze upon the dead being dumped into a river"
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"(bagpipes playing)"
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"Farewell, dear friends,"
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"on your sacred journey to the chopper-upper."
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"Aw."
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"Why are you sharing all this with us?"
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"Because we want you to fully appreciate the planet..."
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"that you will never leave!"
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"Wait, are you telling me"
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"we're prisoners in this cage?"
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"Okay, take five."
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"(dissonant bagpipe chord)"
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"(screeching)"
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"You can see those birds any time."
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"(meows)"
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"Right hand red!"
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"(grunts)"
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"Would you like one of our toys?"
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"I thought it was a ball."
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"(plays instrument out of tune)"
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"I am a trained humanologist."
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"All well and good."
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"(nasally): See, Marge?"
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"Anything you need? Perhaps you'd care"
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"to have your ink gland expressed."
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"You're the doctor."
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"for everyone who claims they're a doctor."
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"Fine."
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"Now, I am here to complete"
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"your knowledge of our great and generous species."
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"Are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us?"
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"Eh, we'll come back to that."
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"As young thinglings, we are schooled"
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"Physics, mathematics, FORTRAN..."
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"the greatest of the programming languages!"
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"We must eat one of you."
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"the fun of picking which one."
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"(laughs)"
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"There's only one fair solution."
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"Before we vote, I'd just like to point out"
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"(humming a tune)"
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"This isn't a happy thing!"
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"Okay."
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"What the...?!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Well, we haven't heard from Maggie yet."
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"(scoffs) Gibberish, pure gibberish."
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"(groaning)"
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"'Tis a far, far better thing I do"
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"than I have ever done before."
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"Hey, look, Maggie made you a farewell card."
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"That kid's got talent, but come on!"
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"Now do you see why I'm a vegetarian, Dad?"
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"I finally get it."
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"You do get a last meal."
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"I'd like rabbit, lots of rabbit."
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"Ah."
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"Welcome to the World Series of Chomping."
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"From the same wonderful folks who make"
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"elbow pepper and groin gravy."
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"Here comes sacrifice Homer Simpson."
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"His hobbies include sitting, lying down,"
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"and reaching for things without success."
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"Come on, folks, let's put your eyelids together!"
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"(eyelids clapping)"
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"and gentlest of us all."
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"Let's see:"
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"skull crusher, skin peeler,"
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"eyeball popper,"
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"scream collector..."
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"(gasps)"
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"Got it."
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"Our elder Klaunax has been chosen for our ceremonial"
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"after which Homer Simpson will be dipped"
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"into a spicy cheese fondue."
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""Fondue"?"
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"Welcome to a faculty dinner party in 1979."
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"Silence! And celebrate the Solstice of Slobbering"
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"to the sounds of the Rigel 7 Children's Choir."
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"♪ Tasty creature ♪"
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"♪ We salute you ♪"
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"♪ For your juicy ♪"
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"(all slurp)"
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"(groaning)"
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"A transporter beam!"
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"Someone is trying to steal our sacrifice."
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"Yes!"
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"only lead to somewhere good."
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"So long, you stupid slobbering..."
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"What the...?!"
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"(grunting)"
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"And away we go!"
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"slipped right through your sticky tentacles."
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"Why, you little...!"
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"What is this baffling construct?"
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"It's called a knot."
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"A not what?"
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""Knot" with a "K.""
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"Ks are silent? Really?"
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"I've been saying kitchen."
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"That's correct. BOTH: Huh?"
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"(Homer gasps)"
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"MALE: Do not fear. You are among friends."
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"We don't believe in the barbaric consumption of other species."
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"So, what do you eat-- space broccoli?"
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"Space broccoli has the most advanced feelings"
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"of any creature in the universe."
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"Frankly, they are a little full of themselves."
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"Who are you talking about?"
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"Um, earth broccoli."
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