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Clips from Son of Zorn - Return to Orange County (S01E01)

"Okay, but that's the price of travel, right?"
Son of Zorn
"ice bats to attack the palace, and next thing you know..."
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"Zorn, it's obvious that you're"
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"to my hand right now, and..."
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"don't you have a lecture at 3:30?"
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"Yeah, but you said, "lecture"."
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"Am I an embarrassment to my family?"
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"ZORN: Wow. So..."
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"You know, I could see someone being into that."
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"We have an avocado"
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"with those mountain trolls?"
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"I'm with Craig now."
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"go make some hummus."
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"- Hmm. - Excuse me."
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"He doesn't have a clue."
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"Don't kill all the Glombeasts"
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"Thank you. I'm, uh, I'm just gonna..."
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"Yeah, yeah, but I-I don't know, maybe she's right."
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"(crying): I'd give anything for one more second."
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"I got to go, son cut in half."
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"(phone beeps)"
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"Uh, the... island nation of Zephyria."
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"I found"
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"ZORN: Hey, Alangulon, it's Dad."
Son of Zorn
"- your message, press one. - Wha...?"
Son of Zorn
"Oh."
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"Okay, oh, from the beginning. Okay, so, uh,"
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"- To review your message... - No, I don't, no,"
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"Let me throw your ass up into the air and catch you."
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"he uses tampons."
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"Look, I know this is tough for you, okay?"
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"I've been out of your life for a long time"
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"The blood of my fallen enemies"
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"how you take the bus."
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"- Come here, come here, I'm gonna kill you! - Oh, my God!"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Can I see you for a second?"
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"Do you know anyone in the office"
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"That is not a name"
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"I have ever heard before in my life."
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"I need this job."
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"What you got there, that's passion."
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"Considerate. It's when you look at someone"
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"- and imagine them melting. - No."
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"It means you're thinking about what other people want"
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"You're a good guy."
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"- This is mine? - Yeah."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"No! No! No!"
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"your opinion would actually matter here."
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"Didn't feel a thing. I've done this a billion..."
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"ZORN: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!"
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"After what happened with the bird."
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"Don't worry, you definitely will, Skunk Man."
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"♪ Going where the weather ♪"
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"Yeah, just looking at it right now,"
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"To review your message, press two."
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"LITTLE ALAN: Whee!"
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"O-Okay, okay, it's just, you've got to understand something."
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"(screams)"
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"(muffled): Hey, don't worry about that, okay?"
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"Craig? He's great."
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"For 100 minutes of packed action, he did."
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"(Zorn grunting)"
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"Mind if I..."
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"You know, I called the flight attendant a "stewardess.""
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"- Yes, that was the old me, - Yeah?"
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"No, no, no."
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"No, the part of your brain"
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"You need to be here."
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"Wait, wait, no!"
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"- Okay. - They're liars."
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"This is a big move for me, but, uh, you know,"
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"the voice mail thing, uh, cut me off."
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"Yeah, no, right, right, right, no, sorry, sorry."
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"Hey, I got a question for you."
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"- No, uh... - And how would you like that cooked?"
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"Oh, you should try the carrot-ginger-kale juice."
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"out of the skulls of their children."
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"Oh, I don't think that's... that's probably not me."
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"LINDA: Zorn?"
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"a death hawk, Edie."
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"It's like, give me a friggin' break."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know,"
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"Ah. Hey, guys, sorry."
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"Fine. Geez."
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"- Watch yourself. - Dad, put that away. This is ridiculous."
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"Thought you said he'd be home by 3:00."
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"Zephyria?"
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"there's still some hot embers in that fire, right?"
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"Fiancé? Huh. Give it a week and Edie will be all like,"
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"Looks and talks exactly like a woman."
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"ALAN: What the hell?!"
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"At least save me a couple wounded ones"
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"- Oh, that's awesome. Great choice. - One second, I'm sorry."
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"_"
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"Get to know him."
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"Hey, you don't have change for $100, do you?"
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"I managed a whole team"
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"Oh, that's interesting,"
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"my sweet little boy."
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"(Edie sighs)"
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"(grunting)"
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"No, no, no, I'm fine."
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"seven feet tall by now. (chuckles)"
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"ZORN: Uh, excuse me, sorry. Uh, sorry,"
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"to see my wife and kid."
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"- You know... - Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"(laughing): Yeah, here we go."
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"Ah, come on."
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"No problem."
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"HEADBUTT MAN (muffled): Hey, dude."
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"BOY: Oh, wait, your dad's coming to town, right?"
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"so you can just apply that to my next month's rent."
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"(whispering): the guy was an alcoholic."
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"I just wanted to let you know I'm in town just..."
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"So, uh, I say just, you know, call me back"
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"Hey, Alangulon, it's Dad again."
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"If you are satisfied with your message..."
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"The window was up."
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