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Clips from Son of Zorn - Return to Orange County (S01E01)

"Right, but the point is, I'm here now, and that..."
Son of Zorn
"- Food whore! Waitress! - Are you just...?"
Son of Zorn
"- Say it's gonna be all-all fine now? - You guys ready?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, we're gonna both have the rib eye."
Son of Zorn
"Uh... not..."
Son of Zorn
"I think, not, right? Yeah."
Son of Zorn
"Actually, I'll have the veggie wrap, please."
Son of Zorn
"It says here the veggie wrap is, it's only vegetables."
Son of Zorn
"- Okay, I'm all about ginger, yeah. - Oh, my God."
Son of Zorn
"- Double shot, no problem. - Ginger is actually"
Son of Zorn
"- really good for you. - ZORN: You know what I drink?"
Son of Zorn
"Hey."
Son of Zorn
"You're Alan, right?"
Son of Zorn
"- Hey. - I think I live"
Son of Zorn
"- in your neighborhood. - Oh."
Son of Zorn
"- I don't do the bus, really, so... - Yeah, you do."
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Oh, he definitely takes the bus."
Son of Zorn
"You got Rosa Parks, took the bus."
Son of Zorn
"Even more famous than her, Keanu Reeves."
Son of Zorn
"- Thanks. - It's cool."
Son of Zorn
"- Check this one out. Hey, look at that. - (gasps)"
Son of Zorn
"- I'm sorry. - NANCY: Okay. No, seriously, guys."
Son of Zorn
"Right, yeah. Why, 'cause I'm gonna kill you with it?"
Son of Zorn
"- Gone! You're gone. Put that away, you're gone. -Whoa. Okay."
Son of Zorn
"- So gone. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you got it."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, I hear you. Dad joke gone bad."
Son of Zorn
"(sighs heavily)"
Son of Zorn
"♪ ♪"
Son of Zorn
"Higher, Dad!"
Son of Zorn
"- One, two... three! - Oh..."
Son of Zorn
"Alangulon."
Son of Zorn
"Why do you suck so bad now?"
Son of Zorn
"It looks to me like it was done with a giant sword."
Son of Zorn
"Ah, that's too bad. I love that table."
Son of Zorn
"who would do something like this?"
Son of Zorn
"First thought, Margie in HR."
Son of Zorn
"Take a seat, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"It's just been weird being back"
Son of Zorn
"and that's stirring up a lot of emotions for me..."
Son of Zorn
"Look, I'm trying to make things right with my son,"
Son of Zorn
"and he's just not getting it."
Son of Zorn
"And he's acting all weird about taking the bus, it's like..."
Son of Zorn
"the movie Speed before."
Son of Zorn
"Which is a whole other thing."
Son of Zorn
"- Zorn. - Sorry. Sorry, go ahead."
Son of Zorn
"I didn't bring you in here to fire you."
Son of Zorn
"You don't think I want to smash a table sometimes?"
Son of Zorn
"You don't think I want to box the ears"
Son of Zorn
"of that gum-snapping receptionist like you did?"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, no, she's the worst. I almost chopped her in half."
Son of Zorn
"See that, Zorn?"
Son of Zorn
"- You got a fire in you. - That's right!"
Son of Zorn
"A fire that will consume anyone"
Son of Zorn
"- that stands in my way! - A fire"
Son of Zorn
"you gotta rein in."
Son of Zorn
"Just... try to be more considerate."
Son of Zorn
"- at the exact same time. - I'll just tell you."
Son of Zorn
"Huh. Really?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, we don't have that concept in Zephyria."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah. No, but it's good, though. I like it."
Son of Zorn
"Oh! You know what?"
Son of Zorn
"You could also use that here at work."
Son of Zorn
"Hey."
Son of Zorn
"(humming)"
Son of Zorn
"You know how you hate taking the bus?"
Son of Zorn
"It's all yours."
Son of Zorn
"Wait, this is for me?"
Son of Zorn
"No more waiting at the bus stop"
Son of Zorn
"for my son."
Son of Zorn
"- You paid attention to something I said? - That's right."
Son of Zorn
"Because I'm considerate,"
Son of Zorn
"Go ahead, take it for a spin."
Son of Zorn
"Now, look, it's an older model,"
Son of Zorn
"so it's going to have some parasites living in its flesh."
Son of Zorn
"But the talons are still razor-sharp"
Son of Zorn
"That is going right back where it came from!"
Son of Zorn
"I don't care if it can spit out flesh-eating slime."
Son of Zorn
"- ZORN: Which it can. - I want it out of my driveway."
Son of Zorn
"Okay, I was 19."
Son of Zorn
"This is what you do, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"- Oh. Oh, okay, yeah. - You're gonna come in here, make a big"
Son of Zorn
"- And who's left to clean it up? - (screams)"
Son of Zorn
"Look at that thing. It stinks, it's huge"
Son of Zorn
"and he doesn't have a helmet."
Son of Zorn
"But he's not, so it doesn't, shut up."
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: Alan!"
Son of Zorn
"- I said no! - ALAN: What?"
Son of Zorn
"- Why? - ZORN: Fly, son!"
Son of Zorn
"- Fly away! - Zorn, if you don't"
Son of Zorn
"get rid of this thing right now, I'm calling Animal Control."
Son of Zorn
"I'm not kidding."
Son of Zorn
"I want it out, now."
Son of Zorn
"a gift to his son, you know,"
Son of Zorn
"- What are you doing? - What? It was painless."
Son of Zorn
"I just went right through its spinal cord."
Son of Zorn
"- (Zorn grunting) - I'll get the hose."
Son of Zorn
"(grunting)"
Son of Zorn
"I just wanted to make sure you were okay."
Son of Zorn
"I'm fine."
Son of Zorn
"You know, your dad..."
Son of Zorn
"he's... he's trying."
Son of Zorn
"He really loves you."
Son of Zorn
"we're nothing like him."
Son of Zorn
"Good night, Mom."
Son of Zorn
"(all grunting)"
Son of Zorn
"- Say hi to the wife for us. - (snap)"
Son of Zorn
"Here I come, son."
Son of Zorn
"(squish)"
Son of Zorn
"You want a baby wipe?"
Son of Zorn
"I know you're fake-sleeping."
Son of Zorn
"(humming, clicking tongue)"
Son of Zorn
"to see my wife and kid."
Son of Zorn
"than a soldier coming home, am I right?"
Son of Zorn
"Conqueror of the Tribes of Aegon,"
Son of Zorn
"If someone can grab that ple... (sighs)"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, uh, by the way,"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, you could just toss that right there."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, not how I remember that photo being framed,"
Son of Zorn
"Kid's just like his old man, he's a warrior."
Son of Zorn
"like, swinging a sword around, yelling my name."
Son of Zorn
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