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Clips from Son of Zorn - Return to Orange County (S01E01)

"CRAIG: It's a pleasure to finally meet you."
Son of Zorn
"- CRAIG: My fiancée. - EDIE: My fiancé... cé... cé..."
Son of Zorn
"And I'll be like, "Yeah, no problem.""
Son of Zorn
"- (yells) - (thud)"
Son of Zorn
"- Oh. Uh-oh. - (bus ending rumbling)"
Son of Zorn
"Uh-oh, look at this, look at this."
Son of Zorn
"(brakes squeaking)"
Son of Zorn
"Alangulon!"
Son of Zorn
"Son of Zorn!"
Son of Zorn
"Come out little boy, where are you?"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, my God, that's exactly what you didn't want him to do."
Son of Zorn
"Don't make me tear this bus"
Son of Zorn
"and all its occupants to shreds. (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"- Uh, driver, we-we should... can we go? - ZORN: Hello?"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, this guy back here is freaking me out."
Son of Zorn
"He's super weird, I don't know him."
Son of Zorn
"- ZORN: I know you're in there. - (door closing, engine rumbles)"
Son of Zorn
"- Alan? - Alan."
Son of Zorn
"- Hey. - Where have you been?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I had, uh, my phone off, or whatever, yeah."
Son of Zorn
"He left you a birthday present."
Son of Zorn
"My birthday was three weeks ago."
Son of Zorn
"- I know. - This is from Dad?"
Son of Zorn
"I wrapped it, yeah."
Son of Zorn
"A brain gouger."
Son of Zorn
"What an idiot."
Son of Zorn
"Alan, hearing how mad you are"
Son of Zorn
"- What? - Honey."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, thanks, Craig."
Son of Zorn
"So... do you want to call your dad or...?"
Son of Zorn
"Maybe I'll talk to him then or something. I don't know."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, sweetie, do you think he understood..."
Son of Zorn
"- He understands. - Okay."
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Aw, come on."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, how are things going"
Son of Zorn
"Um... terrific."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, he's playing soccer"
Son of Zorn
"with his bus driver's head as we speak."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, son!"
Son of Zorn
"Why don't you knock that off and go do your homework,"
Son of Zorn
"you dead-eyed killer."
Son of Zorn
"- I got to call you back. - (scream over phone)"
Son of Zorn
"Zorn?"
Son of Zorn
"Wow, Edie, this is, like, above and beyond."
Son of Zorn
"oh, oh, oh."
Son of Zorn
"They didn't have the Bacon Cheddar Cheese Melt flavor?"
Son of Zorn
"It's good. It's great, it's great."
Son of Zorn
"I'm gonna save these for later, you know?"
Son of Zorn
"Just had a cat right before you got here,"
Son of Zorn
"So, hey, um,"
Son of Zorn
"do-do you know what's going on with Alangulon?"
Son of Zorn
"I mean, is he not gonna see me before I go?"
Son of Zorn
"(scoffs) That... you know,"
Son of Zorn
"that brain gouger wasn't cheap."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, you come to visit every few years and even then,"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, well, I'm sorry."
Son of Zorn
"I've been busy, you know,"
Son of Zorn
"and making sure Vulchazor doesn't get his hands"
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah, but it's our stick. - Alan isn't a kid anymore,"
Son of Zorn
"- I am here. - No, but..."
Son of Zorn
"This could be your last chance to become part of Alan's life."
Son of Zorn
"Let me know if that's not enough toilet paper for you."
Son of Zorn
"I was listening to that entire conversation."
Son of Zorn
"I was 90% sure that was gonna end in sex."
Son of Zorn
"HEADBUTT MAN: No, she's not."
Son of Zorn
"I didn't spend any time with my son"
Son of Zorn
"See?"
Son of Zorn
"(screams)"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, my sweet boy!"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, God, no!"
Son of Zorn
"Hey, Zorn, are you still on?"
Son of Zorn
"MAN: It's $750 a month, plus utilities."
Son of Zorn
"Mm-hmm. I'll take it."
Son of Zorn
"- (car alarm blaring) - Great."
Son of Zorn
"The girls in 6B are gonna tell you I spy on them"
Son of Zorn
"- behind their bathroom mirror. - 6B."
Son of Zorn
"Also, I'll need the first two months rent up front."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, here you go. This should take care of it."
Son of Zorn
"You know, there's actually a couple extra jewels on there,"
Son of Zorn
"of mutilators by myself, yeah."
Son of Zorn
"A-and then, well, then I would"
Son of Zorn
"coordinate the sharing of intelligence"
Son of Zorn
"I mean, I was basically doing the coordinator's job."
Son of Zorn
"Everybody knew it. You know, the guy was a..."
Son of Zorn
"You do realize you're applying for"
Son of Zorn
"an entry-level sales position."
Son of Zorn
"Really look forward... you know, back in Zephyria..."
Son of Zorn
"the dispensing of-of soap, uh, to be very, uh..."
Son of Zorn
"What?"
Son of Zorn
"AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: If you are satisfied with"
Son of Zorn
"Anyway, okay, so, um..."
Son of Zorn
"No, I'm not satisfied with my message!"
Son of Zorn
"The one that I was leaving two messages ago, actually."
Son of Zorn
"(on voice mail): Alangulon, Dad."
Son of Zorn
"- Got a place, got a job... - (phone beeps)"
Son of Zorn
"Damn it! Damn you! Damn..."
Son of Zorn
"Look, I know you haven't always had the best relationship"
Son of Zorn
"with your dad, but he's really making an effort to change."
Son of Zorn
"Ah, that would have been hilarious,"
Son of Zorn
"You guys looked so scared."
Son of Zorn
"That's-that's not gonna be a problem at all."
Son of Zorn
"Paper towel will get that right off."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, problem solved. Thanks, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"- You little psycho. - I'm fine. I don't really want to..."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn! He doesn't want to be thrown in the air."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, hey, at, uh, work, my boss, you know?"
Son of Zorn
"I mean, the guy's going all out, too... he wear skirts."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, you know, he's carrying a, uh, a purse,"
Son of Zorn
"I'd swear he was a woman."
Son of Zorn
"You're not listening. He's my superior."
Son of Zorn
"What's the deal with that Craig guy?"
Son of Zorn
"He's really nice."
Son of Zorn
"I've never seen Mom happier, uh-huh."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, yeah, no, I want to kill his ass, too."
Son of Zorn
"All righty, you ready to give it a go, Alangulon?"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, you know what you can do?"
Son of Zorn
"Pretend the balls are Craig's head."
Son of Zorn
"No, thanks."
Son of Zorn
"and there's a lot that I've missed."
Son of Zorn
"Just a decade. (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
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