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Clips from Son of Zorn - Return to Orange County (S01E01)

"- I'm Nancy. - Cool."
Son of Zorn
"I drive past you"
Son of Zorn
"Just the other day, your mother was telling me"
Son of Zorn
"I didn't..."
Son of Zorn
"Amazing people have taken the bus, you know?"
Son of Zorn
"(Zorn laughs)"
Son of Zorn
"What? What'd I do?"
Son of Zorn
"- Just tell me. - I like your bracelet."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, you a big bracelet nut?"
Son of Zorn
"- Please tell me you're joking. - You can't be in here with that."
Son of Zorn
"- Don't murder her! - Tom!"
Son of Zorn
"- Put that away! - Yes, sir."
Son of Zorn
"What?!"
Son of Zorn
"Um..."
Son of Zorn
"and around my ex-wife, who's now engaged,"
Son of Zorn
"- Okay. Let's just, uh... - I don't think he's even seen"
Son of Zorn
"Gotta rein in that fire. Yeah. Exactly."
Son of Zorn
"You know what that means?"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, no, of course I do, yeah."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, no, it's... it's like when two horses die"
Son of Zorn
"I can use that idea on my son."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah? - Well, why don't you"
Son of Zorn
"come outside, check out your new ride?"
Son of Zorn
"(Zorn laughs)"
Son of Zorn
"What do you think?"
Son of Zorn
"Wow. (laughs)"
Son of Zorn
"You never taught me how to catch, so..."
Son of Zorn
"- But Mom, it can fly! - (squawks quietly)"
Son of Zorn
"Don't act like you never rode"
Son of Zorn
"- mess and then disappear. - Tell me everything about me."
Son of Zorn
"Okay, class, well, I've been emasculated again."
Son of Zorn
"And, uh, so we're gonna cut this class short."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, no, no. This bird would kill Animal Control,"
Son of Zorn
"- if it wasn't so heavily sedated as it is right now. - Zorn..."
Son of Zorn
"(Alan sighs, death hawk screams)"
Son of Zorn
"Next thing you know, he's the bad guy here."
Son of Zorn
"- Oh! - That's a living thing!"
Son of Zorn
"- (squawking) - Uh-oh. Here we go."
Son of Zorn
"(grunting)"
Son of Zorn
"Oh..."
Son of Zorn
"Edie, the drought..."
Son of Zorn
"is they don't want to die, so they just won't."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah?"
Son of Zorn
"He's just having a hard time realizing"
Son of Zorn
"You're not like him at all."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, no, you're right. I'm-I'm nothing like him."
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: All right."
Son of Zorn
"Good night, sweetie."
Son of Zorn
"(laughs, groans)"
Son of Zorn
"- cut in? - (cheering)"
Son of Zorn
"I got to split, it's my kid's birthday."
Son of Zorn
"Ah, the little bone crusher's 17. Can you believe it?"
Son of Zorn
"she's my ex-wife, but, you know,"
Son of Zorn
"(chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"This guy just offered me a baby wipe."
Son of Zorn
"You're right, that's a no, I'm good."
Son of Zorn
"I'm, uh, on my way to Orange County"
Son of Zorn
"(chuckles) I mean,"
Son of Zorn
"nothing, nothing more emotional"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, by the way, I'm Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"Decapitator of the Dark Herdsmen of..."
Son of Zorn
"♪ Suits my clothes ♪"
Son of Zorn
"No one? Great. Thanks, guys."
Son of Zorn
"(coughing, clears throat)"
Son of Zorn
"Ah, let's see what we got here."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, there he is, there he is."
Son of Zorn
"Conqueror of the Tribes of Aegon, Decapitator of the..."
Son of Zorn
"You've got to be (bleep) me."
Son of Zorn
"No, I'm kidding, I'm not gonna tip you. (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"Hello, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"(hearty laugh)"
Son of Zorn
"- Bad move, he was not pleased. - Come in."
Son of Zorn
"- but... - Did you get bangs?"
Son of Zorn
"I'm still getting used to them."
Son of Zorn
"to cover a forehead wound."
Son of Zorn
"And then I was like, "Yeah, what the hell, it's summer.""
Son of Zorn
"Look at us, fighting like the old days."
Son of Zorn
"I miss this."
Son of Zorn
"Man,"
Son of Zorn
"I cannot wait to see him."
Son of Zorn
"you know? I mean, last time, sure"
Son of Zorn
"- Just like, "Alangulon!" - Yeah, no, I remember."
Son of Zorn
"That's why we got the metal detectors."
Son of Zorn
"I like the metal detectors."
Son of Zorn
"It's like we're at the airport, you know, you can pretend."
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: The other day (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"MAN: Edie, did you hide my Crocs again?"
Son of Zorn
"What the hell?"
Son of Zorn
"- Hi. - Wow. Uh, you must be Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn, this is Craig,"
Son of Zorn
"Oh."
Son of Zorn
"- It really does. - Oh."
Son of Zorn
"In addition to that, you're emasculating me"
Son of Zorn
"- in front of my fiancée. - Craig is"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, yes."
Son of Zorn
"Shouldn't you be logging on?"
Son of Zorn
"What do you mean, "logging on"?"
Son of Zorn
"Okay, I-I can see"
Son of Zorn
"Does that make me less of a man"
Son of Zorn
"An embarrassment to my father, to a lesser extent,"
Son of Zorn
"- To several bro... - Well, you don't want to keep"
Son of Zorn
"that Internet waiting, now do ya?"
Son of Zorn
"He's cool."
Son of Zorn
"Wanting that."
Son of Zorn
"Craig is kind."
Son of Zorn
"- Oh, is he? - And dependable."
Son of Zorn
"- I love my life here. - You should love your life here."
Son of Zorn
"- (chuckling): I mean, we have... - No, no..."
Son of Zorn
"- tree in the back, - No!"
Son of Zorn
"- And we make our own guacamole. - No, come on."
Son of Zorn
"You remember that time we had that fivesome"
Son of Zorn
"- (laughs) Do you remember that? - Yeah. Okay."
Son of Zorn
"Sex with the mountain trolls."
Son of Zorn
"- A lot of fun. - That was a long time ago."
Son of Zorn
"because when you just said that,"
Son of Zorn
"No, I wasn't."
Son of Zorn
"I don't know."
Son of Zorn
"Okay."
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: This is Craig."
Son of Zorn
"My fiancé."
Son of Zorn
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