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Clips from South Park - Crème Fraîche (S14E14)

"Oh yeah?"
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"My buttery whipped patatas"
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"Dad, what are you doing?"
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"You're just in time!"
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"Sit down, sit down!"
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"I've made you all breakfast again!"
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"Oh crap."
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"and heirloom tomato frittata"
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"and we're gonna top that with a little creme fraiche."
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"Oh yeah."
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"Randy, you've been watching that channel again, haven't you?"
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"No!"
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"Yes, because every time you watch cooking shows"
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"you stay up all night trying to copy what they made!"
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"Wul, I'm sorry if there's something wrong with me"
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"helping out with the cooking!"
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"You think you'd be grateful, Sharon."
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"I gotta get to work."
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"I cooked so you guys clean up."
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"I've seen this episode."
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"Yes, we're looking to buy car insurance."
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"Well, you've come to the right place."
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"Oh dear!"
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"I knew we should have gone to Geico."
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"Daddy time. It's daddy tv time."
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"Now just look at this pork tenderloin."
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"It is brined and ready for action."
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"Oh yeah, look at that."
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"Dad, you know mom doesn't want you watching food channels."
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"I've worked all day. I can watch what I want!"
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"We're gonna take a stick of butter and just smear that all over."
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"Oh my God that's awesome."
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"Oh, oh yeah! Woa!"
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"Now let's get that on the grill."
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"See what he's doing, Stan?"
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"Look at the char we're getting."
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"That is what we're going for."
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"Oooh, isn't that hot guys?"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Don't you just..."
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"don't you just wanna get in there!"
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"We will be right back to good eats."
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"Introducing the shake weight."
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"Just grab the piston and go to work"
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"one-handed, or double-fisted."
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"Come on!"
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"You just shake it back and forth."
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"Best of all shake weight tells you when your workout is finished"
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"by chiming, and releasing a cooldown spray."
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"Boring!"
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"Order now and we'll include the optional heart rate monitor."
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"Just put your finger in the tester"
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"and shake weight takes your pulse!"
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"Get yours today!"
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"Just look at the glaze we got going now on that thing."
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"Alright. Now here's the really cool part!"
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"What we're gonna do is..."
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"channel blocked?"
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"What the... what the hell?"
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"Sharon, what are you doing?"
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"Just using the parental controls to block some channels."
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"I wasn't watching food channels."
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"Then how do you know I blocked them."
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"I know, cuz... I don't know that!"
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"Gaww!"
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"Billing is 9.95 for each 60-second period."
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"To accept, say 'creme fraiche'"
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"creme fraiche."
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"Hi there, I'm Amanda."
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"What are you up to?"
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"Oh hi."
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"I just thought I'd give the hotline a try."
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"What are... what are you doing?"
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"I'm making a pan roasted chicken."
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"Like seared on the stove and then put in the oven?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"I've just taken the chicken out of the pan."
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"It's so moist."
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"I'm gonna let it rest now, about five minutes."
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"Yeah?"
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"Oho, there's lots of browned bits stuck to the bottom of the skillet."
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"You gonna deglaze that fucking pan?"
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"If I was there I would."
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"I'd take some, red wine,"
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"about a quarter cup,"
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"then get a wooden spoon."
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"And I'd deglaze the fuck out of that pan."
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"It's pretty hard."
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"Was thinking about shallots actually."
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"Oh yeah, shallots won't overwhelm the chicken's natural flavors."
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"Randy marsh!"
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"Sharon!"
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"Your time on food network hotline has expired."
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"I don't know what to do, Sheila."
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"It's like he's a different person."
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"Last night I walked in on him in the bathroom,"
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"he was sitting on the toilet flambeing a pork chop."
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"Sharon, I'm so sorry."
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"It just makes me feel unwanted, you know?"
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"I mean, am I not attractive anymore?"
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"I mean, I don't exercise anymore at all."
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"then workout, Sharon."
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"to help you get a good workout at home."
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"Have you heard of the shake weight?"
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"Help you find anything?"
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"Yes I was interested in the shake weights."
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"Biggest seller the past four months!"
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"What model are you looking at?"
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"I didn't realize there were different models."
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"Well you got your standard, your deluxe."
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"but if you're really looking for a workout"
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"you might want to try the big Jim."
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"I think I'll start with the smaller, white ones."
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"Standard or voice assist model?"
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"Well, I don't know..."
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"It has recorded voice commands to help motivate you in your workout."
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"You are doing excellent!"
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"Great work!"
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"Now switch arms!"
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"Wow! Good job!"
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