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Clips from Family Guy - Chitty Chitty Death Bang (S01E01)

"A little service here!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Stinky. Have we got some big plans for you."
Family Guy
"Plans? What the devil are you talking about?"
Family Guy
"I stayed after school to try out for cheerleading."
Family Guy
"Don't keep me in suspense. How'd you do?"
Family Guy
"I'll give you a hint."
Family Guy
"I S-U-C-K-E-D! Sucked!"
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"I mean, sorry, honey."
Family Guy
"God, I hate high school. I don't fit in with anyone."
Family Guy
"Boy. Do I know that feeling."
Family Guy
"Okay, man. Okay. You are really throwing me off."
Family Guy
"It's step-kick, step-twirl. Got it?"
Family Guy
"I thought we were gonna rumble with those greasy Sharks."
Family Guy
"Not without seven years of ballet and two of jazz tap, we're not."
Family Guy
"I don't get it."
Family Guy
"The more I try to make friends, the more people hate me."
Family Guy
"- Now, see, that's what people hate. - Really?"
Family Guy
"I'm telling you, just be the girl you think everyone else wants you to be."
Family Guy
"Wow, it's so obvious."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Daddy."
Family Guy
"Hi, Mom. Bye, Mom."
Family Guy
"I haven't seen Meg this happy since that bus broke down..."
Family Guy
"...in front of our house."
Family Guy
"Hi. Can we use your phone?"
Family Guy
"Holy crap! It's The Children of the Corn!"
Family Guy
"I wasn't just blowing smoke when I bought this T-shirt."
Family Guy
""Dear Diary..."
Family Guy
""It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me."
Family Guy
""Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb."
Family Guy
""I'm still haunted by the memories of how I was incarcerated..."
Family Guy
""... in that amniotic Attica."
Family Guy
""I alone had reached the target objective, thanks to the intrepidity..."
Family Guy
"Day 171. I've sprouted another finger, counting the one from yesterday."
Family Guy
""As the months of solitude passed, I began to go insane."
Family Guy
""It seemed my prison cell was getting smaller and smaller."
Family Guy
""But then, a miracle! There was a light at the end of the tunnel."
Family Guy
""I rushed to freedom, but suddenly I was ambushed by a mysterious man in white!""
Family Guy
"The man in white. Of course."
Family Guy
"He must be the hired professional of whom they spoke."
Family Guy
"And now, one year hence, he's returning to rectify his mistake and..."
Family Guy
"...put me back in the womb!"
Family Guy
"Boy, it sure is great being thin and popular."
Family Guy
"Let's throw up."
Family Guy
"Sure! Good idea!"
Family Guy
"I love throwing up."
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm Jennifer."
Family Guy
"My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it."
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"You want to go throw up?"
Family Guy
"Hey, Dad, let's go whack some moles!"
Family Guy
"Now your mom is counting on us to drop off the deposit."
Family Guy
"So let's just deliver the check and..."
Family Guy
"Hong Kong Phooey!"
Family Guy
"Yeah! Come on! Go, yeah! Eat my dust!"
Family Guy
"Come on, move it! Oh, man! Chris, this place is great."
Family Guy
"Pull over, you bastard!"
Family Guy
"Man."
Family Guy
"Yeah, way to go, Chris."
Family Guy
"Where's my watch?"
Family Guy
"- Give it! - Come on!"
Family Guy
"Folks in Hazzard County hadn't seen a watch fight in a long time."
Family Guy
"Them boys rassled for a full five minutes before the manager stepped in."
Family Guy
"Come on!"
Family Guy
"Hands off, fatty!"
Family Guy
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Family Guy
"I got a deposit check for my kid's party right here."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin. I am terribly sorry."
Family Guy
"Now I don't know, after the emotional trauma I've endured..."
Family Guy
"...on your premises, I think I deserve a little discount."
Family Guy
"Sir, our prices are set by the corporate office."
Family Guy
"Then maybe I'll just take my business elsewhere."
Family Guy
"Good luck filling our spot by this Saturday."
Family Guy
"I got cash! I'll take it!"
Family Guy
"Suit yourself."
Family Guy
"Chris, this is a big day for you. The day you become the man of the house."
Family Guy
"Because when we get home, your mother is going to kill me."
Family Guy
"So the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb, is he?"
Family Guy
"If I'm to defeat him, I shall require professional forces."
Family Guy
"I must prepare for my journey."
Family Guy
"Let's see. Grenades, mace, baggy full of Cheerios..."
Family Guy
"- So, are we all set at Cheesie Charlie's? - Actually, I canceled the reservation."
Family Guy
"These are always classic."
Family Guy
"Lois, that Cheesie Charlie's is no good. See, it happened like this."
Family Guy
"Welcome to Cheesie Charlie's. Heil, Hitler!"
Family Guy
"Actually, the name's Griffin."
Family Guy
"I understand we're getting a terrific bargain here."
Family Guy
"Absolutely. The children get to play our games."
Family Guy
"And if they win enough tickets, they get a prize."
Family Guy
"I have 13 tickets now. Is that enough?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Timmy. But you need 15 tickets to live."
Family Guy
"- What was that? - Chocolate. Give me the check."
Family Guy
"Hold it! Lois may have had her heart set on this place..."
Family Guy
"...but I love my family too much to risk their lives."
Family Guy
"- Come on, Chris. We're leaving. - No, you're not!"
Family Guy
"Please don't make me angry, pal. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Family Guy
"All right, Peter. That's enough!"
Family Guy
"Do you know how hard it was to get a reservation at Cheesie Charlie's?"
Family Guy
"We'll never find another place in time!"
Family Guy
"For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!"
Family Guy
"Come on, Lois. It'll still be perfect. We'll give him the best birthday ever..."
Family Guy
"...right here in the safety and comfort of our own home."
Family Guy
"- Peter, we've been over this. - Honey, you won't have to lift a finger."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"Face it. You're a terrible liar."
Family Guy
"Clowns and petting zoos book months in advance."
Family Guy
"You're gonna have a tough time finding a... Hold on."
Family Guy
"Ya! Ya!"
Family Guy
"Some day."
Family Guy
"Now, listen to me, Jolene."
Family Guy
"I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. And no pickles!"
Family Guy
"- God help you if I find pickles. - Henry, I have a lost little boy."
Family Guy
"Hey there, little fella. Why don't you come with me?"
Family Guy
"Dad, what are we doing here again?"
Family Guy
"Pigs, Chris. We're getting pigs for Stewie's petting zoo."
Family Guy
"Little bastards ain't as smart as..."
Family Guy
"Meg, you made a friend."
Family Guy
"What a lovely house, Mrs. G."
Family Guy
"Meg, you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stewart."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. Once you get to know me, I'm really very nice."
Family Guy
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