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Clips from The Simpsons - Bonfire of the Manatees (S17E17)

"The broncos down by one, and 30 seconds left on the clock."
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"Each of you thought you were in a race"
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"Well, now, the bear has a surprise for you."
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"Denver just won the ballgame!"
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"Oh, the Broncos won?"
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"He's a pig who can predict football winners in advance!"
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"I just borrowed some from him."
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"They're shooting an adult film at my house tomorrow."
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"It's august."
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"Those reindeer look really uncomfortable."
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"That's because they don't thrive in this environment!"
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"And I'll perform in the sex scenes!"
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"was leaving that place early."
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"Now, look, I know this wasn't the greatest outing,"
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"How could you allow this, in the room where we do puzzles!"
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"Honey, please, just listen to what I have to say."
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"All right."
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"Away from you."
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"I don't know."
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"Bye, Bart."
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"I love you, Lisa."
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"I know. You're sorry now."
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"Then you'll buy me some Quickie Mart Flowers,"
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"No, no, it's not going to be like that, I swear."
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"Yeah, I love you, too."
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"Don't give it the phone."
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"What if by harming a manatee you could save two manatees?"
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"Those are the questions that keep me up at night."
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"Maybe you could just put a hat on him and say it's a trick."
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"Hey, lady blue, while you're sitting there"
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"Got to find your mom."
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"I'll be good."
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"in the mirror all day. "Rugged" means you look at him."
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"Oh, okay. You know, up close you're kinda cute."
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"Where is he taking me?"
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"Country cousins?"
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"'Cause I don't cotton to rubes."
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"And the ones we can't save, we put to good use."
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"Listen, I thought about what I did."
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"Homie, I accept your apology."
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"I love you, Marge."
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"But I'm not coming back yet."
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"Well, that's very reasonable."
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"I don't know everything."
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"What did you call us?"
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"Rubes..."
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"Good heavens!"
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"You might not ever get rich"
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"...car wash"
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"Transcript: Scarfo Synchro: Toki & Ale"
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"A real nail-biter here at Mile High Stadium."
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"Come on, Broncos, you can do it."
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"And I'm joined in the broadcast booth"
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"by the stars of ABC's latest reality show, billionaire versus bear."
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"Let's review the easy-to-follow rules of your show."
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"to plant the taco bell flag at the north pole."
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"spiced up by the presence of the betrayer."
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"He's not really a bear, he's a tiger!"
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"Ho! Lookie there!"
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"Why didn't I bet on them like professor pigskin told me to?"
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"Who's professor pigskin?"
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"How is that possible?"
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"Because he's got something no gambler's ever had:"
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"A system!"
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"I've gotten the pamphlet four weeks in a row,"
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"and every time, the pick-of-the-week has been right on the money."
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"Ah... I get it."
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"Every week, they send out two pamphlets, half picking"
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"one team and half picking the other."
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"Eventually, there's a small group of people"
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"who only receive the correct predictions"
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"and think professor pigskin is always right."
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"That's when they ask for your money."
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"I have money!"
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"Dad, it's a scam!"
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"A scam?! Not according to Eddie F. From Tucson,"
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"or football millionaire in Beloit, Michigan."
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"Look, all I'm saying is, you really should think twice before..."
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"Expiration date: 06/08."
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"Oh, professor pigskin told me"
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"to bet on the Raiders, but they look awful!"
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"And with 37 starting players"
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"out with the flu, the Oakland Raiders"
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"have turned to drunks conscripted from local bars."
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"Spare some change, football dude?"
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"Now, you have a good day."
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"Dad, how much money did you bet?"
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"Hey, I didn't bet any of our money."
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"Don't worry, we can hammer out a payment plan."
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"It's not my fault the Raiders lost!"
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"It's professor pigskin's!"
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"If he mentions that pig again, use two hammers."
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"But the pig..."
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"Now, i do have a way we could settle this debt."
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"We would like to use your home to shoot an adult film."
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"Yeah, it's called lemony lick-it:"
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"A series of horny events."
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"Marge would kill me!"
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"Please! There's got to be something else I can do."
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"Like mow your lawn every week for two weeks."
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"I can't do it next week."
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"All right!"
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"You can shoot your gay adult film at my house."
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"I didn't say anything about gay."
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"I thought you guys were the gay mafia."
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"How am I gonna get rid of marge and the kids?"
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"I know a guy who turns the dead"
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"sleigh horses into jerky and sells it to bars."
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"Thanks, Moe!"
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"Why would we want to go to santa's village?"
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"I want to see santa--"
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"he can explain why he gave me a playstation box"
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"with nothing inside but a coloring book."
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"It got your hopes up, didn't it?"
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"Homer, before I take the kids,"
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"I want you to swear you're not up to something."
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"I swear."
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"And I'd also like to know why your hand is in that cast."
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"Because you look even more beautiful now than the day I married you."
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"Welcome to santa's village, where it's christmas every day."
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