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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy's Roommate Lemonades! (S03E03)

"but you don't have to be a crossing guard."
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"prettier..."
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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"♪ Hell, nah, I ain't playing With you, Michael ♪"
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"Columbia University."
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"Did you say "vote" or "smoke meth"?"
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"♪ To yourself, still on the shelf ♪"
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"No, thank you."
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"Liar!"
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"I met Michael Jordan at a party once,"
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"I came by your house last night after I turned down"
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"a three-way with a puppet... you're welcome..."
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"You made me go to work on that cruise, even though it was hard for you."
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"We met when I ran that free dentistry van in Hell's Kitchen."
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"Jeff and I are supposed to go to the batting cages today."
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"but he's out of town, so it's all on my shoulders."
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"Okay, first item..."
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"Name..."
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"or a police informant."
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"I'm doing what any reasonable person would do in this situation."
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ Bananin' ♪"
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"I know what I saw."
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"♪ For real, I ain't playing With you, Mikey ♪"
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"Were you cheating on me?"
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"how do you know you're even here right now?"
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"♪ You ♪"
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"Please stop..."
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"a penguin with teeth!"
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"- Ahh! - Ah, come on!"
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"You play baseball like Michael Jordan."
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"Stop. Yep."
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"I'll be your pet."
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"You must be confusing me"
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"Can you imagine me living here?"
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"I originally came here to study accounting,"
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"♪ You're not eating zoodles ♪"
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"Sorry, I'm not used to public speaking."
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"Hey! Lay off my truck, pal!"
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"Good morning! How are you?"
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"I am your friend."
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"Get stuff done?"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"only to find you laughing with some boy"
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"I was surprising you!"
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"...till he got shot by robbers..."
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"Like Buridan's Ass."
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"Okay, so sometimes the donkey's just got to choose"
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"Oh, my Lord."
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"You're killing me, pal."
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"I'll do whatever you want."
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"I can't wait to meet all the other "studes.""
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"♪ This will sound fine To your mind ♪"
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"I'm not overreacting."
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"♪ You rub my feet And then we watch a cop-type show ♪"
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"Oh, bless your heart, you banged everything that moved back then."
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